Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Random Photos Part One--Not So Much Snark Edition

I honestly don't remember the last thing Don Cheadle was in that I just didn't absolutely love. The guy makes great choices and is one of my favorite actors. In case you were curious the woman with him is Brigid Coulter.
If I were Chris O'Donnell I would be smiling even bigger than that. He has like what? Seven or eight kids now and he managed to get out of the house alone. Wonder what he had to buy his wife.
Pot in the limo doo dah doo dah.
I'm guessing the pot made Brad Pitt horny.
Speaking of pot. Again, this one of those combinations I love. Amanda Bynes and Snoop Dogg and Snoop's patient wife. Not just patient, but saint like wife Shante Taylor. Elijah Kelley kind of ruins the moment but I guess he wanted to be tough or something in front of Snoop.
"Wear your seatbelts."
Hal Holbrook and Dixie Carter. I really didn't like it when Hal was on Designing Women. The character just seemed forced and wasn't necessary. I understand why he was on there, just didn't think it was necessary. They both look great although Dixie might want to lose the Jay Leno mohawk thing.
Whenever I see Emily Deschanel's eyes up close like this, they always freak me the hell out. When you have the fake eyelashes with them, I just start hearing that X-Files music in my head over and over.
Another couple that really doesn't get much love for length of time together is Edward Burns and Christy Turlington. I don't even hear that much gossip about them. I said not much. There is just a little here and there which I think makes them kind of fun.
Diane Warren. Enough Said.
The first photos of Jamie Lynn Spears. It took 4 days from taking them to selling them so you know they went for a bunch.

Johnny Depp in Japan.
Javier Bardem in his Armour All suit.
Ellen Page looks incredible and Juno just keeps doing amazing at the box office.
Even Steve Zahn looks great. Lots of my favorite actors in this lineup today.
Melora Hardin. Like I would say something bad about someone from The Office. I value the parts of my body that still function. I skipped the photo of Katherine Heigl at the premiere of her film, because honestly she just looked like someone from Sound Of Music, and she has been around too much anyway.

If Lily Allen wasn't pregnant I would swear she was suffering from a hangover.
Jennifer Love Hewitt displays the only reason she is famous.

41 comments:

jlb said...

LMAO Brad and Angie trippin'....looks like they've had the munchies more then once lately cause Angie actually looks healthier.

Maja With a J said...

maybe it's the sweater, but JLS doesn't look very pregnant at all. I thought she'd be pretty big by now.

kimmypie1 said...

Ah-HA!!! So someone from The Office is a good friend of Ent's. So AP or another one of those initialed people is from The Office.

"Like I would say something bad about someone from The Office. I value the parts of my body that still function"

kellygirl said...

Hey JAX - there is the UNDERrated Johnny Depp.
Suck it, bitch.

oh, wait is it not your day?
sorry.

Jamie Lynn's book says GED
is that Get Effin' Diaphragm

Anonymous said...

Brad looks like hell. His haircolor is morphing to match Angie's nicely, but it just makes him look pasty. Hang in there, Jen, time will take care of any regrets at losing the world's sexiest man, because he can't stay hot forever. Obviously.

califblondy said...

Another picture of Javier? Bless you, Ent.

Mother Campfire said...

Is that an engagement ring on Lily's finger? Did I miss something? More importantly...do i even care?

Not so much.

SpaSuzy said...

Props to Dixie for going out in public gray!!!

Carte Blanche said...

A dream of mine would be to smoke one in the back of a limo with Brad, on the way to a party.
Oh yah.

Actually, if Angie came along, that would be cool too. They seem like they'd have a lot of interesting stuff to talk about that (especially in a haze of pot smoke). Oh Yah. Again.

Don Cheadle could join our party too. I absolutely love him!

Thanks Ent for the pictures.

I LOVE Pitt Porn.

Can you post some (OK, one) of Brad with his hand of Angie's ass.
Ahhh...

jax said...

maybe instead of blazing one Brad n Ange shoulda taken a nap..Brad is lookin all kinds of Redford latley.

Melora Hardin- damn fine for Waltons alumni.

if it weren't for Elijah i kinda have the feelin Snoop would be wtf?

when your eyes are a beautiful as Emily's you don't need false lashes..you just let the blue speak for itself.

GammaGirl said...

That JLS pic makes me sad. Mostly for the guy who had to camp out in bumfuck Louisiana and wait for her to emerge.
Oh, and Jamie Lynn because its gonna be at least 2 years before she can get away from Mama.

As much as I love Katherine, I so wish you had linked to the picture from the premiere (of the 27 bridesmaids in HIDEOUS dresses) because you can tell it's a decent idea gone terribly awry.

@ Kim: A lot of people have guessed the Office cast member(s) is Jenna Fishcer and/or Rashida Jones.

@Kara: I can't get enough of Brad and Angelina either!

Kathy K said...

I don't hate Jennifer Love Hewitt, and I don't get why it's become popular to dis her so much.

She's no worse of an actress than a lot of them out there, and I just don't get where all this is coming from.

Ent does it, TMZ does it, Perez does it .... what's the problem with her?

Kory said...

Steve Zahn is looking svelte and Ellen Page looks cute. Man, even I'm not snarky today. All hail modern medication.

Unknown said...

Hi
If all goes well for them and I hope it does, I think we will hear news that Angie and JLH are pregnant.

And yes, Brad those pants do make your butt look big ;)

Anonymous said...

I'm with ya, Lorelei, she doesn't really ping my snark radar at all.

Dick Insideu said...

Jennifer Lover Hewitt is a fat hog with a big ass.

ms_wonderland said...

Johnny looked so fine at that prem in Japan. I hope to get close to that pretty face at the London prem and afterparty on Thursday. Also have to check out his ass, because he's been looking way too thin lately. Someone has to.

bionic bunny! said...

i LIKE JLH. i think she knows what looks good on her and usually dresses to show off her assets, and what's wrong with that? hell, if mine were still assets instead of old-lady bean bags, i'd be showin' 'em off, too! mama always said, if ya got it, flaunt it!!

brad needs a shower. yech. johhny looks recently shampooed, though. *sigh*

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Liebez said...

Sounds like Ed and Christy are the answer to some BIs

YahMoBThere said...

I like JLH, too. But I LOVE LOVE LOVE Don Cheadle.

Jax, Melora Hardin was on the Walton's? You sure about that?

Unknown said...

Can someone explain to me why Brad continually colors his hair to match his mate's? First the all over blond with Gwyneth, then the matching highlights with Jen and now the ruddy brown with Angelina. It's like he is trying to be a matching Ken to his current Barbie choice. Ick!

jax said...

lol i coulda sworn..but i was wrong it was Quincy MD.

jax said...

di- he's perty n all but after watching him stumble and mumble his way through the New Orleans Larry King interview i realized he has shit for brains.
he's doing great things but kinda comes off dumb.

ladorabelle said...

Ent has pretty openly stated that he is friends with Jenna Fischer. There is speculation (but a fair bit of good detail!) that he knows Rashida as well. For all I know, he holds parties with the entire cast every Friday night.

I think Jamie Lynn could be really big under there. I think it's very purposeful that she is both wearing a huge sweatshirt and has something weighing down the pocket. I've pulled that one, myself.

P.S. Thanks for the congrats from you all on the other post. You guys make me smile.

Production Girl said...

Angie has some meat on her arms......that is good, she looks better that way.



Edward Burns= YUMMY!!!

Unknown said...

i agree that angie and jlh are pregnant. they HAVE to be, especially angie.

Production Girl said...

oh and some pregnant bellies don't pop-out until 6mths or so. I didn't show until about 7mth either.

Donna said...

I think Pitt looks great with the scruffy hair and the facial hair. Lots of men have beards and such during the winter and even let their hair grow a little longer. I was just thinking what a relief it is to see him without that darn hat he is constantly sporting.

As for Peek Freans, when I first read your comment: Brad looks like hell. His haircolor is morphing to match Angie's nicely, but it just makes him look pasty." I paused for a moment to go back to see if I was looking at the same pics you were. Then, I came back and read "Hang in there, Jen, time will take care of any regrets at losing the world's sexiest man, because he can't stay hot forever. Obviously." And, I realized, you are one of THEM...you know that pack of hideously misguided people that still has hope that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston will get back together. Wake up and smell the Sharpie! It ain't gonna happen!

mss125 said...

It is very possible JLS is pretty far along. I was pregnant in the cooler months and always wore sweatshirts. No one knew I was pregnant unless I said something, and I was more than 6 months pregnant at that point.

Dijea said...

MMM Johnny Depp, I can never get enough of that. Is JLS wearing her daddy's pants. They look awfully huge.

I love Steve Zahn too, but he looks short in that picture. Is he one of those that has to stand on a box?

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Anonymous said...

Nice try, Mooch, but you won't find any Team Aniston t-shirts in my closet! I was just sending some pity her way, totally tongue in cheek.

I REALLY hate goatees, and think Brad looks creepy and bloated in these pics. I must have mis-typed pasty when I meant puffy -- I was probably thinking of pastry, heh.

crichmond1000@yahoo.com said...

What else are you supposed to do in a limo? With all those kids, they need something to unwind. Drinking aggravates stress and might make you mean, a little smokey-smokey just takes the edge off.

Donna said...

Peek, It is the Pity-Train that keeps Aniston in the tabloids and a smile on Huvane's face.

YahMoBThere said...

Muccimooch, where did you come up with that awful analysis of Peek's post? I didn't read all of that into it at all.

Tania said...

I love everything Don Cheadle does too - except for that terrible 'cockney' accent he used in Ocean's 11. Brits everywhere cringed....

Javier needs to play Jeffrey Dean Morgan's Spanish-raised twin brother in something - stat!

wood1107 said...

I love Brad & Angie. Brangelina for evah and evah. And if they really did smoke up before the show, I like 'em even more.

Mel said...

AJ's pupils look rather large.

Jax, you can't compare Pitt's looks with Redford's:) I agree Brad ain't the brightest spark in the box. Redford has character, brains and kept his looks for much longer than Mr. Jolie will.

Carly Cook said...

is it just me, or does Amanda Bynes' face look really...puffy, or something, in that picture?

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