Golden Globes Or American Gladiator Sex
I couldn't decide whether I wanted to write about American Gladiator sex or Rumer Willis wearing a dress and no one there to see it. I finally decided that each story was basically crap and that no one cares and so said to myself that if you make it into one big post, then maybe it will make it less crappy. Unfortunately I don't think it worked. Nope. Still crap.
Rumer Willis won't be performing just in front of mom, dad, Ashton and the foreign press anymore. Now Rumer can show off all her fugliness to the all the invitees to the Golden Globes. NBC has decided not to air the show, and therefore it can go on. No one will see it except for those people at the show, and of course for everyone who has YouTube because there is going to be some stuff going down this year which you know will make for a cell phone filming frenzy. I assume NBC will pack the four hours normally set aside for the show with four hours of American Gladiators instead. I don't really care about the new show but I used to watch the old version. A bunch of those old performers are now saying the set was awash in drugs and sex and that at least one of the performers had to go to rehab to get off the drugs he was provided when he was a performer on the show.
Apparently all the sex that was going on at the time didn't actually include much heterosexual sex. It seems that most of those favorite American Gladiator ladies that all the guys drooled over were actually lesbians and would enjoy showing off this fact to the male performers by engaging in a little one on one time and allowing the guys to watch. Of course the guys were probably so whacked out on all the Vicodin and Percocet they were provided that the women could have just been reading recipes, and the guys would have been happy.
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I thought so.
Who knew that for all of the misery the writers' strike has imposed on so many that something very good would come out of it: the world will not have to see the atrocious visage of Rumer broadcast for several hours on television.
Good god when will Rumer Willis stop dressing like an old woman.
that clip... that hair - where was i during this craze?? I never watched them... but i did have that exact same hair style. Yikes!
American Gladiators was porn to me as a young gay teen, when I first read "Hawk"'s statement about close quarters and gay sex going on, I was like: YES! My Turbo fantasies were justified. But it was just the chicks. Sigh. Tower went on Montel (or Maury?) once and talked about how homosexuality was wrong.
Anyone have a source for the Gladiators story? I'm quite keen on reading more! ;-p
What happened to the guy who was in the film Red Shoe Diaries and then on Gladiators? He was hot.
emily: it's from the Gatecrasher Ben Widdicombe at NY Daily News. There unfortunately are nothing more than the isolated quotes.
Back when a slightly chunky Ryan Seacrest was hosting American Gladiators for Kids, I always thought that Hawk and him were exchanging seductive looks. yet another AG fantasy.
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