Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Chris Brown's Pastor Must Have Been In The Bar


I'm tired of writing about Chris Brown and Rihanna. I'm really tired of it, but when I read ridiculous self serving statements that are so full of crap I just have to talk about it. I just can't let it slide.

Apparently this whole kick Chris Brown out of the Kid's Choice Awards is gaining momentum. Nickelodeon still isn't going to remove him from the ballot and says it is up to the kids whether or not they want to vote for Chris. Yeah, just like it was random that Britney won so many awards at the Video Music Awards. Whatever. I'm not going to argue about that. What I will say is that, People asked Nickelodeon if Chris was scheduled to appear and they said he was never scheduled to attend. Raise your hand if you believe that one. Please. Both he and Rihanna would have gone. Celebrities do not miss that event. Ever. There is just too much money at stake.

This is the part that absolutely kills me and why I am posting about it. Chris Brown's rep says that Chris has never attempted to get votes to win the awards. WTF? Excuse me? The entire world reported and linked to his MySpace page where he asked for votes. WTF are you smoking that you can say that with a straight face?

Oh, but wait. It gets better. Do you want to know why Chris isn't going to The Kid's Choice Awards? "Chris has been hanging out with Rihanna, working on his music and spending time with and speaking with his mother and pastor." Oh sure. I think I saw his pastor and his mother at the hotel bar or with Rihanna last night when she was in a club until 4am. Oh wait. Is that the pastor on the jet skis with Chris in Miami?

Does anyone ever tell the truth? I think they know that a certain percentage of the population are idiots and they will believe whatever is told to them and will continue to buy his music and tickets and be his fans and this gives them some kind of excuse for doing so. I think he is recording all of this music with Rihanna because he knows he is going to end up killing her and wants to make money off her long after she is dead.

21 comments:

__-__=__ said...

Lots of talk on Larry King last night. Nicole Simpson's sister and Mike Tyson's X Robyn Givens. Brave of those women to step up and speak out. Just keep up the good work Ent! Thanks! Riri needs lots of help to get out of this mess.

califblondy said...

he knows he is going to end up killing her and wants to make money off her long after she is dead.


Wow, Ent.

Goodgrief said...

Enty, I have enjoyed your blog, but between Xenu and Chris Brown and his thugs, I have a feeling your time on this earth is about over.

Carte Blanche said...

Yeah Enty, you better start watching your back! LOL

I hope not to many people (from real life) know you write this blog...

Sporky said...

I think he is recording all of this music with Rihanna because he knows he is going to end up killing her and wants to make money off her long after she is dead."

Thank you! I said something similar to someone the other day and you would have thought I told them I stomped a kitten to death. Come on, you know unless the guy gets some serious help and maybe even medication, it won't be over 'til she's dead. That's just the way it goes. I hope to God it won't end that way, but I'm not holding my breath.

jax said...

"I think he is recording all of this music with Rihanna because he knows he is going to end up killing her and wants to make money off her long after she is dead."

wow. not that i disagree, but you might want to use your inside voice..lol.
good for you.

Linnea said...

its freakishly 1984. "We are at war with Eurasia. We have always been at war with Eurasia. Chris Brown has never asked for your votes."

canadachick said...

UPDATE :
Chris very much appreciates the support of his fans and the honor they have paid him in the way of nominations for Favorite Male Singer and Favorite Song.

Unfortunately, the controversy surrounding the incident last month has shifted the focus from the music to whether he should be allowed to be among those nominated.

While Chris would like to speak to his fans directly about this and other issues, pending legal proceedings preclude his doing so at this time. Once the matter before him has been resolved, he intends to do so."

stiffkittens said...

I think he is recording all of this music with Rihanna because he knows he is going to end up killing her and wants to make money off her long after she is dead

This is why i love CDAN. No sugar coating your opinions on a subject - and also voicing what many people are thinking, but are too afraid to say.
Tragically, i think you are right (whether Chris admits it to himself or not).

Enty should have an hour alone with Rihanna - problem solved lol...

KellyLynn said...

You guys have said it all.

carlasee said...

Sadly, you might not be too off the mark with your assessment. There was an article in the Chicago Tribune the other day about how the big red flag in this case is the choking. It said that domestic violence that involves strangulation/choking more often leads to domestic homicide.

Here's the link, if anyone is interested:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/lifestyle/health/chi-talk-rihannamar10,0,7561220.column

mooshki said...

Breaking news: Embattled singer Chris Brown, who is currently facing multiple felony charges for allegedly assaulting girlfriend Rihanna, has WITHDRAWN his name from consideration for the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards.

YES!!!

stiffkittens said...

That's great news Moosh - but Nickelodeon is still in the doghouse as far as i'm concerned, for not being the one to make that decision.

mooshki said...

I agree completely, SK.

Unknown said...

I want Ent to tell us more about why celebs never miss Kid's Choice and why there is so much money at stake. I had no idea this was such an important event.

BlahFrickinBlah said...

Nickelodeon sucks. I had a talk with my kid last night about this fuckery with CB and RiRi. He knew who they were but did not know about the incident between them. They don't cover those type of stories on cartoon network and Nickelodeon. My son watches the KCA every year and I wanted him to know what a piece of shit CB is and what he did. I took it as an opportunity to teach him a life lesson and to tell him about Mommy's own problem with a "mean boyfriend". (Of course, I explained this in terms appropriate for his age...) I venture to say that I don't think a lot of kids know about this incident. Most kids that watch this type of show are pretty young. You aren't going to find many 14 yr olds watching this award show. They are too "cool" for it. I was kinda hoping that he showed so people could boo him but I don't think the kids would even know to boo his ass off the stage. Thank God this asshat did the right thing for once and pulled out of the show. Nickelodeon are a bunch of pussies though. Selling out for ratings. Scumbags.

Oh and if I didn't fear hell so much, I'd totally go to LA and get me a job as a publicist. I can make shit up all day long and get paid for it? Where do I sign up??

ardleighstreet said...

I doubt very much that CB pulled himself from voting. He's too much of a cocky snot to pull HIMSELF!
I think someone thought for once that out of sight might be out of public mind. Can I say again how much CB sickens me? He should come with a label that states he might induce nasuea and the need to throttle him.

bionic bunny! said...

@ stiffkittens:
i think enty in a room with CB for an hour would be more educational. i know most of us have a room we would volunteer. and lots of US would like the same opportunity!

how much do y'all want to bet that his name has been taken off the ballot, but he still shows up w/ riri on his arm? and you know, if she is there, she will be cheered, and he will take credit.

i have such a hard time on the nik thing... someone i've watched for years hit the big time this year with her show (animated) being picked up by them. now all are waiting with baited breath to see if it will be picked up for a second season. in the mean time, nik owns a lot of the rights, i believe, to some of her characters. go, amy!
fuck chris!

Pookie said...

how much you wanna bet the mom and the pastor are inwardly groaning after reading CB' quote...

Judi said...

Betting that CB's lawyers advised him to pull out once they heard from Viacom, Nick or whoever that the flak was getting louder. Even prosecutors and judges have kids.
This is Enty's site; he can say whatever he wants. The first step to ensuring that Rihanna does not end up dead is for her to dump the guy.

Picasso One said...

Whats with this tool Chris Brown going to bars and niteclubs? he's only 19, I thought the legal drinking age was 21.

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