Random Photos Part One
Pink - Zurich (Thanks Martina)
I'm surprised any stocks got traded today with the way everyone is sitting around at the New York Stock Exchange staring at Anna Kournikova. It isn't like she is pretty or something. OK, maybe just a little.
Is that a mohawk on Andy Roddick's head?
Balthazar Getty out and about. The sad thing about the whole Balthazar/ Sienna thing was of course Balthazar's wife and kids, but also the fact that their lives were destroyed by, what, a 3 month fling that went nowhere?
The first photos of Danica McKellar's wedding.
Eva Longoria was named the sexiest woman on television. Apparently all the women above her on the list had other commitments last night.
It has been a long time since I have had Ioan Gruffudd in the photos.
Joan Allen looks the best I have seen her in years, and apparently Jeremy Irons is going riding after the party.
Anyone want to start a Jennie Garth is pregnant rumor?
I have not seen Kimberley Locke out on a red carpet in some time.
First time appearances for both Kelly Macdonald and John Simm. Both of them are great.
Not so great is Keanu Reeves. I don't know what happened to him in Il Sole, but he looks rough.
When you are royalty, the wandering hand finds you and scratches your belly. I would have also accepted removes your belly button lint so you don't have to.
Nice of Ryan Eggold to dress up for the event.
Rachel McAdams and Josh Lucas are still going strong. Don't think so? He is carrying her food for him. At least I hope it is his food. He better not be the guy who says he can't finish it all.
Rob Morrow with the six inch high hair.
The sexiest man on television (according to TV Guide), Simon Baker.
And his co-star from The Mentalist, Amanda Righetti.
Yes, it's true. Spandau Ballet are reuniting. Apparently their intense hatred for each other suddenly dissipated when they realized they could make a few million dollars in a few months if they would just pretend to get along.
I really like this photo of Scarlett J even if she is a clone.
Serena Williams looks really nice.
As does Thandie Newton. I think she is an amazing actress and I tend to just block the entire Mission Impossible 2 thing from my mind.
In my opinion Valerie Bertinelli has been the best weight loss spokesperson in a long time. She actually believes in her product, did the program and here are the results. 48 years old and looks like this? Incredible.
42 comments:
I think that's a pussy on Andy Roddick's head. It matches the one between his legs.
It's been even longer since Ioan had any fans. What an f-ed up situation that was!
That can't really be Joan Allen, can it? Does she have a daughter?
"When you are royalty, the wandering hand finds you and scratches your belly."
L.M.A.O.!!!
Ryan Eggold is so freakin' bland, just like most everyone else on that show.
Spandau Ballet look as good as Joan Allen!
That People cover is totally airbrushed, but when she was doing the post-weight-loss interviews she did look amazing. Anyone else starting to get really turned off by "perfect" skin pictures? You might as well buy a plastic blow-up doll if you find that attractive. Afaic, reality is much more sexy.
LOL, Syd!!!
ScarHo fell into the Dita-mold at MM's house.
Did Andy Roddick ever do the naked tennis lesson he auctioned off?
Simon Baker is indeed the sexiest man on TV. And I'm not normally into fair-haired blondes.
lol at the disembodied hand. Apparently La Princesa finds it amusing too.
I love Joan Allen, she's so severe looking but a fantastic actress.
I'm not digging the leather jacket/vest/Stones tee on Ioan Gruffudd. A vest does not make a t-shirt dresssy.
I always wanted Winnie Cooper to marry Kevin Arnold.
I guess it is not going to happen.
enty, i am so upset with you. you could have found ME a better pic of keanu.
just had to blow me down didn't you?
Mooshki - what was the Ioan f'ed up situation?
DN, his girlfriend/fiancee/whatever went batshit crazy on his fans. And he just went along with her like a pussy. There were some very nasty interchanges.
At first glance it looks like Winnie Cooper married Ross Geller from Friends.
My Choice for sexiest man on tv is Christopher Meloni or Benjamin Bratt.
I would LOVE to see the pre-photoshop version of this
Wow Spandau Ballet still looks good. That was all they were good for, though; their music sucked ass.
And guys who wear flip flops with jeans or pants = total douches.
Danica looks lovely! Yay for Winnie.
Let me rephrase LOL! I would love to see the pre-photoshop version of Valerie Bertinelli's cover.
Mooshki - that's a disappointment, I always found him rather yummy.
Sporky, yeah, it was disappointing, especially because he was unusually good to his fans before she came along.
Please, Valerie has been photoshopped to the hilt!
The photoshopping on that picture of Valerie is horrendous. It looks like I did it. Geez. However, I admire anyone that can work that hard and take the weight off.
I'm guessing that Balthazar's wife is thanking her lucky stars that she doesn't have to waste any more of her time with him. So why include a picture of that a-hole and not Daniel Craig?
Congrats to Danica, she's done so much to promote math and science to young girls. She' the epitome of a beautiful and smart woman.
Jeremy Irons - Yikes!
Thanks for Kelly Macdonald. Loved her in Gosford Park and doubly loved her in The Girl in the Cafe with Bill Nighy. Infinitely watchable actress.
Love the Princess' jacket. My suede fetish is in overdrive.
yay, enty! you're back to stalking the spanish royals!
audieh_1 I'm glad I'm not alone in thinking that Benjamin Bratt is hot. He and Talisa Soto make a beautiful couple.
That can't be Joan Allen. She has never looked that young.
Keanu really rocks that stinky homeless dude look.
I used to love love love Rob Morrow when he was on Northern Exposure (best tv show ever).
Then I found out he named his daughter Tu. And he immediately went straight to the Douche Bag pile.
cheryl, keanu sure does. ;)
What is wrong with Rachel McAdam's nose? It looks weird. And why is he carrying the food like that? It is going to spill, or at the very least get all kinds of messed up.
And LOL at all the Winnie Cooper comments. I too thought he looked like Ross!!
I hate what Joan Allen has done to her face. She doesn't even look like the same person.
Valerie Bertinelli probably had a tummy tuck along the way, along with lipo.
I'm almost her age and weigh about as much as she used to weigh. When I lose all that weight, my tummy will NOT be flat anymore; it will be hanging over my bikini. It already does.
that's joan allen???? seriously????
i don't care what TV guide or anyone else says. simon baker creeps me out.
i read Val's book, she worked her butt off. Hell YES that is photoshpped to hell,but i beleive she put in the work.
Jeremy Irons- your name is fucking ironic, you look lacking iron more than anyone i've ever seen.
Rather scary that Enty fails to see the massive Photoshopping that was done on that picture of Valerie Bertinelli...
Valerie is going to wear a bikini on Oprah. We should be able to see what she really looks like on the show.
not trying to stir up the hornets nest, but i heard a blind item awhile back about someone with aids that most people guessed was valerie (NOT the a list singer that had to get an abortion. has anyone else heard that?
amy winehouse 'alledgedly' has HIV and also britney spears was the 'alleged' BI guess for the american singer with HIV on the panache report.
colin farrell also has the package, and many say that he gave it to brit brit. colin would not use condoms, many people commented.
it has been said that a 'good number' of stars have HIV.
correction: colin farrell allegedly has the package,
package=hiv, sometimes called a house in virginia
@jax-
thank god i'm not the only one! i read her book after my knee (i've always loved her!) and i agree! i never thought she looked that bad at her heaviest, and while that pic is photoshopped, i've seen her on various shows, and she looks AMAZING! some people's skin has more elasticity than others (mine has zero, it's a family thing), so in a well-fitting bikini, i don't think she'd have any overlap!
awwww! danica mckellar!
who's simon baker? i can list at least 10 sexier (well, since i don't know who he is, at least sexier LOOKING) men on TV without even thinking about it!
don't even get me started about eva longoria! but she's moved up a bit on my list because of her kindnesses.
I find Simon Baker very unsexy. On first glance he is cute but on second or third he looks too much like a little boy and is not sexy at all. That show sucks old man balls, too. (Sorry. I was just really disappointed when I watched it.)
As for Valerie, she is lucky that she could lose that weight without getting that haggard look--the old ass versus face dilemma. She MUST have great skin elasticity. It is true that she is amazingly likable as far as celebs go and it is nice to we can all root for her. I hope she is that way in real life.
Figgy, I just learned about Tu Morrow recently and I couldn't believe it. How can these people do this to their kids? They're demeaning them for their own amusement.
Just from the comments here, you can tell that People has spoiled Valerie's accomplishment for her. She really did work very hard and looks much more gorgeous without the photochopping. I don't know what they were thinking.
^^^ ITA, Mooshki. I'm not such a fan of the plasticky, waxy-mannequin look of the cheap PS on the weeklies. And Valerie does indeed look awesome.
OK - somebody give Keanu a good scrubdown.
And... am I the only one who finds Scarlet J. pretty bland and (dare I say it?) actually UN-attractive?
Ooh, John Simm - my favourite Master!
I like Simon Baker's golden blond colouring, but his face, not so much. There are plenty of men on TV sexier than him. Though I did enjoy the first two eps of the Mentalist. After that, it got boring...
god, everytime I see keanu all I can think of now is a chicken burrito in his pocket.
I'm going to gossiper's hell.
Jax - totally agree. IMO the face looks photoshopped more than the bod. Val is my new hero. She gives me hope. Of course, Jax is my hero, too.
Ioan (sigh)...
Whay can't Scarlett be photographed with her husband? It's not like we don't know she's married..
Spandau Ballet!!! "I know.. this.. much is... true!"
And who the hell picked out TV Guide's sexiest? Eva is pretty but she's old news. Sarah Shahi (Life) is ten times prettier than her. And as for the men - come on..
And I'm getting Danica McKellar's books abouth math so I can keep up with my daughter's algebra. I hate algebra.
Quintessential Southerner
I agree with your statements. I read Panache Report everyday and post there on occasion, but I remember that BI very well.
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