Monday, July 27, 2009

Gosselins, Gosling & Guns


You know until the whole story broke six months ago with Jon Gosselin in the car with Deanna Hummel and the whole Ick! Nast! thing, this was a fairly sedate situation. It was just a television show with two parents and six kids. A harmless enough thing which got media attention only when they were actively seeking it at the start of a new season. The next thing you know, Jon is having sex with a teacher and the whole world becomes all Gosselin all the time.

This weekend I think they reached their peak. It is all going to be downhill from here. It has to. There is nothing to keep it going. There is no more oxygen. It was the perfect storm of gossip land. Upon learning that Jon Gosselin, Michael Lohan and Jill Zarin from Real Housewives were all together, one of my friends said their life was complete. There could be no better gossip story.

This weekend saw Michael Lohan get trashed by an anonymous source who seemed to know exactly to the penny how much Michael owed in child support and how many months behind on his payments he was. Hello Dina Lohan. Dina, or as she is calling herself now, a source seemed to feel that instead of focusing on Jon's career and trying to be his manager that he should instead focus on his own kids. Well, I think he would but since their careers are in the toilet he is trying to find new kids to exploit.

I sometimes wish they would all change their name to Gosling. It would be so much easier and that way we could all speculate how exactly they are related to Ryan. I think it would class things up a bit. I mean right now there isn't anything classy about any of this except over on Kate's side. I'm just waiting for the pictures of Jon snorting coke off some stripper's breast while Michael Lohan looks admiringly at a stripper who looks just like Ali.

Jon says he is single but at the same time also says that his heart belongs to Hailey Glassman and he does all of this while also being in a "relationship with Kate Major and it's private." Meanwhile Kate is supposedly selling her story for $3,000. That is ridiculous. The Enquirer will pay you $500 for practically anything so whoever came up with this $3000 number is way off. She didn't quit her job for $3000. She is not jumping off this gravy train.

So the loser in all of this besides Jon's kids who will have years of internet time in front of them to stare at what their dad did instead of hanging out with them is Hailey Glassman. Two weeks ago she was in the south of France chain smoking with Jon and rubbing shoulders with people on a yacht. Now it looks like it is back to holding guns to people's heads and selling coke to make ends meet. I somehow doubt we have seen the last of Hailey Glassman. Never cross a woman who likes guns. Has he never seen Blues Brothers?

17 comments:

BigMama said...

I hate to say it, but if I were Kate G. I would be contacting a lawyer about making sure none of my husbands new "friends" are allowed near my children during visitation times. Blame her all you want but he is the one pushing that elevator button down, down, down to the lower regions of scum city.

califblondy said...

Jeez, I never thought I'd have any sympathy for Kate, but she's looking better all the time. Maybe she's smart enough to know where the money is coming from and it's not from wearing Ed friggin' Hardy crap and hanging with Loser Lohan.

Somebody needs to give Jon directions to the high road.

mooshki said...

"It is all going to be downhill from here. It has to."

From your mouth to god's ears, please!

"I mean right now there isn't anything classy about any of this except over on Kate's side."

No. She's just being smart enough to keep her mouth shut and let him get all the bad publicity. She's shrewd, not classy. No matter how bad he is, she is still a heinous bitch.

sunnyside1213 said...

First these people, now Octomom has a show. I going to throw my tv away.

Pookie said...

*wonders how many mtgs kate has already had w/ her lawyers regarding john's custody/visitation rights*

BigMama said...

Sunnyside1213 - don't throw it away....there is always Jessica's new show LOL

audrey said...

Maybe if people stopped watching the crap they are putting on tv, they would stop making it. Seems ever since that freaking show with the fake millionaire and Darva Conger, reality shows are striving to reach an all time low.

Unknown said...

If he would get out of the spotlight for just a minute, he might be able to get through this whole situatin somewhat normally, like a normal man. Then he might be able to see his kids regularly, and they might grow up to be somewhat unscarred.

leeloodallas said...

remember when we thought the reality tv craze would shortly be over? survivor 2 or 3 or something..... boy were we ever wrong!
ok maybe just me then?

Karmen said...

I second what califblondy said.

As much as I hate the Gosselins, I have to thank them for introducing the awesome term "ick nast" into our vernacular.

fairylights said...

Well at least they were good for one thing, Karmen!

Just when I think it can't get any worse they become even more tacky.

ardleighstreet said...

Let's hope Hailey's aim is better then Carrie's MYSTREY WOMAN character.

nancer said...

i always thought this guy was a douche and the reason kate talked to him like she did was because otherwise he would have done NOTHING.

true colors are coming out. she's home raising 8 kids and he's showing everyone who she was really trying to stay married to.

hotchacha said...

"You know until the whole story broke six months ago with Jon Gosselin in the car with Deanna Hummel and the whole Ick! Nast! thing, this was a fairly sedate situation. It was just a television show with two parents and six kids."

EIGHT kids.

Jasmine said...

"I'm just waiting for the pictures of Jon snorting coke off some stripper's breast while Michael Lohan looks admiringly at a stripper who looks just like Ali."
-Dayum enty, awesome awesome burn

Shoeaddict said...

Jon's behavior is awful, for sure. But, I don't feel like Kate is just sitting at home taking care of her kids. She is continuing to exploit them at photo shoots and promos for the show. These kids should not be on tv right now or ever again.

Shoeaddict said...

Jon's behavior is awful, for sure. But, I don't feel like Kate is just sitting at home taking care of her kids. She is continuing to exploit them at photo shoots and promos for the show. These kids should not be on tv right now or ever again.

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