Friday, October 23, 2009

Ted C Blind Item

Good news! Terry Tush-Trade has a sexually uninhibited companion on the Twilight set—and how.

No, not in that way, you dirty-minded A.T. readers (for the record, Terry seems to have calmed down from when we last checked in). What we mean is that another member of the Twilight franchise is getting all kinds of frisky across the gender borders.

Meet Rocky Trailer, a good-lookin' young thing who really embraces the sex card, and deliciously (and loudly) so!

Oh, except there's one huge difference between Rocky and Terry:

Rocky doesn't give a s--t about keeping this bisexuality thing a secret.

See, R.T. is a free-loving, we're-all-young-and-horny-let's-have-fun-while-we-can kinda person (cast loves Rocky, big-time). Think more like Angelina Jolie—not Toothy Tile, Crotch Uh-Lastic or Nevis Divine (nowadays, that is).

Rocky finds sexuality empowering. Although Roc may not have a gay partner now, or who knows if there was actually a really, really serious one in the past, Trailer's unapologetic about the au naturel horny feelings felt for both men and women.

And guess what? This person's identity is going to be revealed sooner rather than later!

That's right: revealed. We're told Rocky T.'s going to talk freely about it all, possibly during press for New Moon, although in the end, that's really Rock's decision, isn't it?

For the record, this isn't some gimmick publicity stunt (like New Moon really needs it). We hear that it's really because Trailer doesn't give an ef who knows the score. Labels are so overrated.

So, reporters, ya ready to ask the right questions? Sure know we are.

And It Ain't: Jackson Rathbone, Anna Kendrick, Dakota Fanning


SeekHer said...

Ted, next time don't bury the lead. If the guy is going to come out in the next week or so, don't make us read your indecipherable bullshit

MontanaMarriott said...

Based on the name itself I am led to believe its a guy and I know he already has suggested RP is bi, I guess the other hunk Taylor Lautner? Hmmm but then again Bisexuality is easily accepted in Hollywood when its women.....hmmm

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RocketQueen said...

Just don't care about Twilight, Ted. Like you, but not Twilight.

figgy said...

I think Taylor Lautner.

Whoever it is, when he/she comes out as bisexual, he/she will be my new hero.

The more celebrities who come out of the closet, the less of a big deal it will be to not be purely heterosexual.

Jeannies Bottle said...

I have thought, from the first time I saw her, that Kristen Stewart is gay or bi

littlemanwhatnow said...

so over twilight

Gemini850 said...

I keep thinking Taylor Lautner. But than again its prolly going to be a women because when a women comes out and say she is bi its not that big of deal. So I will say Nikki Reed.

Wasn't there rumors that Nikki and Kristen had something going on?

Anonymous said...

How about Jamie Campbell Bower? I get the feeling he's gay if not bi.

Miss X said...

Oh goody, another Twilight blind. (note the sarcastic tone).

Anonymous said...

I can't even get beyond the first few sentences of Ted's blinds anymore. They're so poorly written, grammatically, and the nick-naming isn't at all clever.

shakey said...

Saw twilight for the first time Sat night. Why is this movie popular?

LoCo said...

Nikki Reed, totally. Anyone remember Thirteen?


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