This would probably be more natural if something like this actually happened at home. Or, if Katie Holmes could still act. Or wasn't trying to seduce Tom Cruise.
*******New video. Hope this one does not get removed. Watch quickly.
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54 comments:
I saw this yesterday and thought it was stupid. He is still trying to prove he is straight LOL.
This is so embarrassing on so many levels.
I love the "little man" comment at the beginning. How fucking apropos!
I'm surprised he didn't jump up and down on that bench to prove, you know, how much he loves his wife.
This is kind of creepy. It's like watching marionettes.
Bah! It now says it has been removed by the user.
Katie Holmes doesn't have one speck of sex appeal. Why would you ever even have her sing this song?
what the hell was that? she sounds like a cat running across a chalkboard.
It has been removed!
Damn removed already! Just goes to show how paTHEtically controlling and paranoid Cruise is. I'll bet his team of anti-outing lawyers was all over that.
Tommy Boy, give up, we all KNOW! And it's oKAY!!
I wonder why was it removed???
For an actor of his caliber (trying not to laugh) he couldnt even fake interest or attraction to his wife of 4 yrs. This is the most "alive" I have seen Katie Holmes in a longtime. I still think that Suri is Chris Klein's child. No way she and Tommygirl procreated.
I saw this yesterday... the most awkward "dance" I saw a couple do. I can hear the convo - "uh kate, dance/act like you want to sleep with me and the (true) rumors about me will go away for a bit.... sure tommy..how much?"
that was weird. Who were they performing for, Co$?
So, so awkward...
BUT, did you notice Douchey McDouchebag doesn't even gesture to his wife for a round of applause?? It's like he is standing there waiting for the crowd to applaud for him. Ugh.
Ditto Borg Queen.
This was such an uncomfortable video on all counts.
So uncomfortable to watch. And where in the hell are they? Looks like a school gym or something. I never thought tom would come to this. And that poor woman can't sing or dance.
**shudder** That was weird. And the ugly choreography. Ick Nast.
I blame the handlers who must be telling KatE that she can dance/sign/act....
Okay, so saw it now.
I think they should get kudos for re-enacting the first days of their so-called "marriage." Katie tries to get close to him, he looks queasy and inches away, repeat, until finally he lies down rubbing his eyes and complaining of a headache and she pushes him to the floor in frustration. The end.
Oh, and her attempt at a high kick? Nooooo. No. Just...no.
I had to watch it again. They are both so bad! This is worse than a high school production.
They need to go away.
reading the andrew morton book on cruise. i'm only on chapter 3 but this mofo is one MESSED up dude. and it's all very easy to see how he got that way.
everything he says about his childhood and being a struggling actor is a pack of lies...read it.
All I have to say is......she has the WEIRDEST legs I have ever seen!!!!!!!
@bflogurl, I watched it again. That is weird. He should've gestured towards her to garner applause. He just stands there like a little gnome.
After seeing and hearing that, I had to cleanse my palate with some real singing and dancing..thanks William Hung.
They don't interact like a couple that's ever actually touched before. Not that I thought they ever had. It's so awkward, it's like watching kids trying to be sexy. Tom looks particularly small.
That is the most embarrasing thing I have ever seen !
Jax, other than the one about how he loves women in general and his amateur-dancer fauxster in particular, can you please share a few lie highlights from the book? Reading it could make my eyes bleed. (And thanks for being braver than I am.)
Thanks for this, Enty. Because of it, I'm off to have an alcoholic beverage at 11:30 in the morning to get rid of the shudders.
As Lainey says: FONTRUM
i think the dip at the end was his audition of DWTS
oh, jax, just wait. i read it when it first came out (can't believe i'm admitting that).
there's still one little bit of info that the CO$ and tommy girl managed to keep out print, but i won't spoil that for you...
TC clearly likes non-sexual women (Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes, Mimi Rogers). What I can't figure out is why he was ever with Penelope Cruz, who exudes sexuality.
Sort of reminds me of how young teenage girls usually like guys who are non-sexual, because they're "safer" and non-threatening.
It looks weird and false. We know you're married but come on...
Wow, this is even worse than her 'So You Think You Can Dance' performance.
ok, let me just say...she did a better than i would. that being said, it WAS amazingly uncomfortable
There is old footage, somewhere on YouTube, where she was on Leno or Letterman years ago and they have a clip of her doing this same song and dance routine from when she was in high school. It was just as awkward then, as it is, now.
BTW, I read that Tom Cruise book, too, last year. Its a quick read, but I was disappointed in Morton for not exploring the 'whose child is it' rumors surrounding Suri. Especially after everything else he worked on digging up throughout the book, total copout on his part at the end.
jax - im saving that one up for my vacation too!
They have all the chemistry of a brother and sister.
Although I was never a Katie Holmes fan, it saddens me that she has lowered herself to this...
oh my poor little suri. :(
FAWKWARD!
I couldn't watch the whole thing; it was just too embarrassing and creepy.
I only wish I knew what was funnier the dancing, Tom sitting there w/that dopey grin on his face, Katie trying be "sexy", or Katies craptastic singing.
@Mooshki~I agree and I didn't think anything could be worse than the so you think you can dance piece!!! this is just horrendous!
I think the girl cannot get high school out of her head--it's the mind control, surely...I have seen high school productions that are better, more passionate, and less "fawkward" (love that).
And Tom is just...creepy.
Maybe better off removed-would have wasted a Xanax trying to sleep tonite
Damn, the one day this week that I'm out all day and not online and now the vid is gone :-(
Saw this, she sounds like someone is hurting a cat and he looks like he ain't never seen a "cat" before and doesn't want to now..
I hate that I can't see this. I really needed the awkward entertainment! Does anyone know where I can find it?
I'm with ChasingHeaven - inquiring minds want to know!
TMZ still has the video up: http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=62b3a672-862b-4aae-ac91-321c3af44e21
I'll be alone in a corner saying it looked fun. Awkward yes, but they were having fun.
Dying to see this, have popped over to TMZ (thanks Mooshki!)
Watching... YES!!! IT'S STILL THERE!
She does have odd legs, always has. Poor thing. Yeah, the kick was terrible.
In watching, I get the feeling she wants to perform more. Too bad she's under RoboControl.
Oh - and yes, it's terrible, especially the kiss at the end.
@enchantress, I'm with you. I didn't think it was so horrible. It reminded me of a high school musical number. But I wasn't cringing at the two of them. Well, that much anyway.
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