Wednesday, December 08, 2010

Kim Kardashian Dumps Gabriel For An Athlete


Well, Kim has tried singers and ended up with a sex tape. She has tried dating football players and ended up getting cheated on regularly or just dumping them. She has tried an Oscar winner's ex, and now she is back with an athlete. Kim's spokesperson said Kim and Gabriel have gone their separate ways. Apparently it is best if they are just friends. Instead she has set her sights on New Jersey Nets player Kris Humphries. They get along really well says the source. Uh huh. Until someone on a better team who makes more money comes along.

23 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

In other words, Gabriel had no $$$ so NEXTTTTT!

Unknown said...

I love that she immediately announced through a publicist that she split from him. Like we care.

mooshki said...

Yeah, that's believable. Why would anyone want to be "friends" with KK?

timebob said...

It was just a photo op date and to piss off Halle. Done and Done.

parissucksliterally said...

BULLSHIT.

She was pissed that he is prettier than she is, and he'd get all the attention. Between that, and Halle threatening Gabriel not to bring her child around that skank, it was doomed.

I HATE HER. She fills me with such vitriol, I could spit. Fake loser.

blue sky said...

Be thankful it is over Gabriel! Very, very thankful!

MISCH said...

Yes to all the above, it was a P.R.
arrangement from day one...and he makes very good money...not football money...but very good money indeed.

MommaSaid said...

He could do so much better. Good riddnace. She is no role model for Nahla.

Seachica said...

Kim K was his rebound boink buddy.

lanasyogamama said...

Her Dad must be so proud.

BigMama said...

Meanwhile Gabrielle is somewhere going "We dated? really? Huh."

RocketQueen said...

The Superficial yesterday called her a walking urinal. That's about right.

MISCH said...

Oh RockerQueen, you said a mouthful.

ForSure said...

You can't break up something that was never together. Kim is crossing the bridge from desperate to pitiful, but still carrying her hateful classless skank umbrella along the way.

cibele said...

This girl is kinda pathetic. She "dated" the guy for two days. It seems like she dated him for the sole pleasure of releasing a PR statement that she is not dating him.
But this is good, he can do so much better.

Patty said...

LOL @ BigMama

A NBA player is a much better choice (snicker).

weezy said...

There may be an interesting twist here. The NJ Nets' owner is an extremely wealthy Russian-American who may be her real target.

chopchop said...

I love it, RocketQueen!

warmislandsun said...

Kim got bored with the charade and needed real sex with a baller. Gabriel looks too pretty to be good in bed.

warmislandsun said...

Kim's face in that photo: "Are you fucking kidding me? Next."

cricket said...

He's too good for her skany ass.

GoodGirlGoneGood said...

Great, more Gabriel for me! He is sooo delicious!

Meg said...

People reports they were spotted canoodling in Hoboken. Ha!

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