Miley Cyrus Wants To Be A Goddess - Also Cooks
Apparently Miley Cyrus missed Twitter so she came back. She says she came back for two reasons. Her fans which may or may not be true and for Charlie Sheen. Yep, Charlie Sheen. And it seems that Miley has a crush on the man who would cut her head off and mail it back To Billy Ray in a box.
In a series of Tweets over the weekend, the pair shared compliments with each other and gushed about how each was the best. Later in the weekend, Miley said she was cooking dinner for her entire family, but the only thing missing was Charlie Sheen. "Makin dinner for my fam right now. Honey sesame chicken, garlic rice & salad. There's only one thing missing & that's Charlie Sheen!"
At that point, Charlie called his accountant and started wondering aloud about how big of a check it would take to get Miley to be a goddess. He probably would not even have to pay her.
25 comments:
What is WRONG with this girl.
What?! How random is this? Oh and BTW that meat picture on the sidebar is dis.gus.ting.
Miley is one big old trainwreck a-coming. Choo-choo!
Two losers who deserve each other.
can you imagine the home video or reality series? whats the over/under on a total od orgy? wow. then again its probably a money move. she needs first dollar gross income and he will soon too. she joins his tour? sponsored by clorox valtrex and rhinoplasty.
This just smells incestuous somehow.
You can bet Charlie would have to pay - but NOT to Miley. Maybe Billy Ray?
Then again, it could be Tish tweeting (or is it twitting?) on her account. Since Tish likes the walking petri-dish-dead-pool kinda guys. Someone call Ryan Seacrest! This could be a new Brady Bunch reality show. Add Ryan and Tatum O'Neal to the mix? Total batshit syndicated gold television!
Miley is sounding a little desperate for publicity. One step forward on the road to Lohandom.
I wonder if Miley really believes that Charlie actually has much to do with his twitter account. I wonder if Miley is really running her twitter account. What if it was two assistants talking to each other, and neither of these 'celebrities' even gave a damn?
Jesse, after the picture of the poor baby elephant being tortured, the chunk of meat doesn't seem so bad. :(
But what if the other Goddesses LIKE Miley?!?!?!!? That's the key! If THEY like her, it's a go for sure! And more publicity for the other Goddesses. After all, that one could really use some botox on her forehead.
That hunk of meat looks like somebody's arm, and I guess it might as well be. Meat is meat!
Oh my Lord in Heaven help this poor girl. If this is anything more than a desperate bid for publicity, then there is NO hope for little Noah, if this is the kind of thing the Cyrus parents would condone for Miley...18 or no 18! Ick, nast!!!
Oooh, thank Jah I am not seeing this meat ad y'all are talking about!
One of you back during baby elephant onslaught (maybe Mooshki?) taught me how to hide the ads. Of course I can't remember now how I did it, but it worked...yay!
IIRC it was some sort of right-clicking on it or something...
@ Himmmm - You are making me lmao today and yesterday as well. It is such a great day when your barely legal daughter wants to hang out with a middle aged drug/porn/sex addict with a bonus of domestic violence tendencies. Don't you know Tish and Billy Ray are just so proud?
FS - I totally agree with you. That would be pretty hilarous
She cooks? LOLOLOL
That's just so disturbing.
Yes, a drug addict who travels everywhere with porn stars and likes to slap women around is always a welcome dinner guest. Especially when the invite comes from an 18 year old girl. Idiot.
Ew, ew, ew, ew...
As much as I dislike (OK, HATE!!!) Miss Cyrus, (AND I dislike its "parents" AND Charlie e'en more), she IS o'er 18...
Great parental units, eh?
That being said...
WHAT A USELESS TART THIS GIRL IS! The sooner it's gone, the better. I hate e'en seeing its face...
Gosh, I hate wasting my time commenting on this but it is SUCH a tart!
GO AWAY!
I can't stand Miley but I really hope someone hacked her twitter. No one is that stupid, right?
Oh, Miley.
She's just showing the world that they are both just misunderstood "artists."
I think her give a damn has been busted for quite awhile. Nothing confirms that more than lavishing compliments to that loser.
Miley cooking = nuking some PF Chang in a plastic freezer bag. Please bitch!
miley as CS goddess? ryan seacrest would be all over that, but it might obliterate the kardashian 15 mins.
Demi Lovato needs to punch Miley in the head to knock some sense into here.
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