Katie Holmes Wants You To Know Tom Cruise Is Manly
I can always tell when Tom Cruise or his people had a heavy hand in a Katie Holmes interview. It is something they just cannot stop. They always make sure there is something about Tom being a wonderful husband and there is always something about how Tom is manly. Oh, and the surefire way to know they had a hand in the answers is there is a reference to Katie as Kate. Oh yeah, he is still chafed people call her Katie.
Katie or someone posing as Katie gave an interview to In Style magazine this month and Katie goes on and on about how romantic Tom is and how he took her up in his P-51 Mustang aircraft from World War 2. He had pained the words Kiss Me Kate on the side. Katie obviously thinks this was about her, but in fact references one of Tom's favorite Broadway musicals. During the flight he sang the entire show.
Katie also says Tom is manly, there are not going to be more kids because Suri has a bunch of cousins who are always over at the house. Huh? Is cousins a fancy way of saying kids from Scientology class? The only time I have ever seen Suri with other kids is when they came back from some school trip. That is it. Are we going to have to wait until Tom Cruise dies to hear all the good stuff?
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When is her contract to be "The Good Wife" up? Wow. She is like a zombie compared to the full of life woman we all loved pre TC. : (
I really thought they would have 1 more kid to prove he can have kids. This just adds more fuel to the fire of speculation that Suri isn't his biological child.
I've wondered this for awhile, but isn't it a bit odd that you never see much of Tom's other kids, but Suri is all over the place?
How long has Katie been with the Incredible Manly Man? Shouldn't she be at least half way through a contract?
Bull, Tom is sterile....so that's that.
She's either 5 or 6 years into this mess. I'm not sure why she's sticking with the contract, she hasn't gotten the super-stardom that I'm sure was promised.
I volunteer to pay for a Tom/Suri DNA test, as long I get to see the results.
Tom has always struck me as more froo-froo than manly.
I feel badly for her--she always looks so tired. I wish she would leave him. If she can.
Cosign MISCH.
So William Mapother has had more kids for Suri to play with?
Actually thats a really good cover picture for her, I think she wants out but she also likes the life, the attention she's gotten since she married him...she goes to the european collections, people fuss over her...
She was just a TV actress with a few small movies when she married him (a deal with the devil)..
I thought Chris can't remember his last name.. was the father..
And the fact that she was already pregnant was a plus for Tom...who know how old Suri really is...a good bit older than they say.
Inthink she'll be 5 years at the end of the year. They married after Suri was born.
Okay..you, "Enty", really need to find another outlet for your writing. Even if it's a memoir..because you really are hilarious. I think it's partly because you don't seem to be trying too hard to be funny and you're just so earnest in expressing your opinions. Another day, another laugh. Thanks!
"Katie obviously thinks this was about her, but in fact references one of Tom's favorite Broadway musicals. During the flight he sang the entire show."
Can't stop laughing...Enty, you kill me!
Love Kiss me Kate - Howard Keel didn't have to fake the manliness. ;)
I personally think she re-negotiated her contract so that she didn't have to have anymore kids but agreed to stick around a bit longer.
Suri's real daddy is Tom's cousin. Ethan from LOST. Ain't no way Tommy'd let those secrets out of the family.
I feel no sorrow for her now. She made her fictional bed. Let her lie in it.
Doesn't Suri look just like Chris Klein (think that's his name) --the guy Kate dated before signing the contract to be Mrs. TC?
Wasn't there rumors about the father being Josh Hartnett? I do see Suri look like both Katie Holmes and him.
If Chris Klein was the father though I can see why Katie wouldn't people o know him. I would not trust Chris with a plant let alone a child.
He likes the "Kate" name because Spielberg's wife is named Kate also. As is J.J. Abrams. Makes Tommy feel manly and important. Yeah, a guy named "Tommy" doesn't like "Katie." That's funny.
I remember when "Dawson's Creek" ended and all the movie mags were predicting that Katie would be this giant, huge, acclaimed movie star. Instead it was Michelle Williams that became that big, acclaimed star. I love that it worked out that way.
Please, no more kids, Katie. You've already spawned one little monster. I don't think the world could handle two.
I think at this point she accepts this is the best she is going to do and will stay in the marriage until the end.
How else could anyone accept having their life run by a bunch of scientoligists.
I think it is a contract for life at this point.
What MISCH said b/c I cannot fathom staying this long for any other reason.
I can buy the "cousins" being over all the time. Can you imagine what it would be like to be a "cousin" of Suri and stay at their house??
This woman is dumb as a brick, has anyone ever seen her on Letterman or any other interview? She's not that bright and I'm being kind. She's lucky to have been selected to be Toms new wife. Nicoles marriage to Tom lasted shy of 10 years didn't it? I predict this one to go the same way, it will be unexpected but she won't bounce back like Nicole did because she has little talent unfortunately.
From what I understand, and for the most part I've seen this happen, usually the first born child looks like the opposite gender parent. My son, the oldest, looks exactly like me. And Suri looks NOTHING like Tommy boy and a hell of a lot like Chris Klein.
And Katie, you're making that stupid-ass face again!
Suri was born a few weeks after my daugther, in April 2006, so she's 5 now. I actually think Suri is a little older than that, that set of newborn pics was very... odd.
It will be interesting to see if Suri starts Kindergarten in the fall.
I have one strange question - I am sure there are a lot of people who wonder about who is Suri's dad. And a lot of staff people who have access to DNA-samples such as hair brushes etc etc on the set. Why wouldnt they just take one and send it on using one of those supermarket DNA-tests? Super immoral, sure, but that doesn't really stop anyone who wants to make a buck.
They sell DNA tests in supermarkets in the U.S.????? LOL
God Bless America.
@Lady Sybil's Pants - Good question! Someone should get on the case! :) Inquiring minds want to know.
@Black Cat - I haven't seen them in the supermarket BUT I have seen magazine/web ads for them. My mom said she wanted to do one (WTF??? They are like $150) EDIT: for ancestory reasons :). You take a swab of the inside of your cheek & send it off. They also make kits for mutts to determine what breed combos they are.
I saw a DNA test at Duane Reade in the Port Authority yesterday. It wasn't even behind the counter. Cost $29 I think.
I noticed it because a friend's father died a few months ago and my friend got a call from another man who said he's his real father. We'd discussed the OTC tests and whether he was interested in confirming. I almost bought it.
And yes, to call back to a previous blind, while I was at the Port Authority I did look for a former celebrity bumming cigs. Nada.
Katie-Kate is becoming the next Jada "We have sex everywhere" Smith with her "our relationship is so romantic" interviews. Both trying too hard to picture that perfect family life of theirs. And, boy, would I feel weird, if my man would sing me the whole Broadway show instead of singing one song and moving on to more pleasant things.
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