Monday, November 14, 2011

Random Photos Part Two

Sometimes I say to myself that Lindsay Lohan looks pretty good for 40.
Over the weekend Ali Lohan chopped a few more years off her life because she hung out with Lindsay.
Madonna grinds away on the dance floor while
Lourdes looks on and is probably mortified. Although, if Madonna is your mom, there is probably a lot you have to overlook.
Mandy Moore towering over Kristin Davis.
So, I really thought Maria Shriver's outfit was the worst one of the weekend. I was wrong.
I thought Rosanna Arquette's outfit was the worst one of the weekend. I was wrong.
Bobby Trendy topped both of them with plenty of room to spare.
Apparently Michelle Trachtenberg has this whole walking the dog thing a little bit confused.

28 comments:

cheesegrater15 said...

Is Mandy Moore 7 feet tall?

BigMama said...

I love Mandy Moore. Even though I have never met a Mandy I liked. LOL

I am sorry Enty but NOTHING is worse than that Rosanna A dress....NOTHING!

MommaBear said...

My dear Enty, Michelle totally gets the walking the dog thing. That is a French Bulldog, and that is indeed how they like to be walked. Mine lays in the grass on our walks, and expects me to pull him along on his back. He's currently sprawled out on the sofa, snoring and farting so much, my eyes are watering.

On a side note, has Madonna had more work done? She's isn't looking like herself. She'd better be careful dancing like that at her age. She's a hip fracture just waiting to happen.

MM said...

Madonna looks surprisingly good there. Young and refreshed.

Momster said...

I'd carry the pup, too. It's so cute.

Sylvia said...

Lindsay still looks like a hooker..

Ali looks very old in that pic...

I don't like Madonna like I used to.

I have never felt Maria Shriver was an attractive woman.

Rosanna's dress is horrible. Wouldn't be caught in something like that even if it was free LOL.

That is such a cute dog lol...

RocketQueen said...

Either Kristen is a lot shorter than I thought, or Mandy is WAY taller - wow.

Hilarious Lohan caption. Word.

EmEyeKay said...

All Enty's captions in this post are pretty funny. Is he having a liquid lunch?

brendalove@gmail.com said...

LOL @ MommaBear

Linnea said...

Love me some Mandy Moore. Nice dress, too.

Beth said...

Mandy is close to 6 ft tall, without heels.

Ali Lohan looks like a 40-something drag queen taking it easy on the makeup for the night.

Missjenny619 said...

MommaBear - You just made me laugh so hard that I snorted! I can totally visualize everything you just said. HA!

I love when ladies wear red shoes with non-red clothing, whether it be a dress or jeans and a t-shirt. Red shoes are awesome!

figgy said...

@MommaBear has me laughing out loud too! Lotta doggies like that. :-)

Ali Lohan looks more like a transvestite than ever. STOP with the plastic surgery, child, it's just making you look masculine, and surely that is not the look you're going for.

Okay, I have to admit that I like Rosanna Arquette's dress and I think Bobby Trendy's look is fun!

Robert said...

That picture of Ali looks like Michael Lohan in drag!
That picture of Madonna reminds me of the last scene in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.
Did Bobby Trendy graduate clown college or something?

weezy said...

So Lourdes was in school, on time, this morning, right?

weezy said...

Could Shriver's wrap be her mother's? For some reason it makes me think of Eunice, or at least her generation's taste. She's probably missing her right now.

Bit dams said...

lindsay reminds me of the girl that shows up (uninvited) to eeryones house in high school because she SO wants to fit in.
you kind of want to pat her on her head and tell her to go have a cookie and some milk in the kitchen. at least there she could pour her heart out to someone who knew how to be a mom. she has lost her "spark".

Snakeoiler said...

Madonna and Rosanna Arquette? Desperately Seeking Susan!

Anonymous said...

What's with the cheap 70's grandparent "art" on the wall behind LiLo? Tacky! And her sister looks hella bad. Does anyone else think Ali looks a little like Princess Stephanie in her slightly younger days here?
I would die a thousand deaths if my mother acted the way Madonna does.
Rosanna's dress should be burned, but the true assault on the senses are those heinous shoes. Booties, especially open-toed booties, should be considered a crime against humanity.
I have no words for Bobby Trendy. Except that I think he will prominantly feature in my nightmares tonight.
MommaBear, I will see your French bulldog and raise you my Pomeranian, who lacks the intellect to grasp the idea of a walk and is literally the gassiest animal I've ever seen. His burping is quickly achieving legendary status, and his farting is SBD.

Anonymous said...

By the way, over at Go Fug Yourself one of the commenters described Rosanna's shoes with that dress as "the rancid cherries on top of a shit sundae." That about sums it up. Oh, and the back of the dress is even worse.

Andrea said...

Mandy Moore and Kristin Davis have to be two of the most naturally beautiful women in Hollywood. Mandy is gorg gorg gorg!

Mango said...

Holy crap, Ali Lohan looks like a man!

Barton Fink said...

Lourdes is sitting next to a young woman more fake and pretentious than even Madonna and Lourdes put together! Good move, ladies. No one will notice how spoiled and phony you are as long as you have creature with you.

mooshki said...

Madonna = trying waaaaaay too hard.

Robert said...

@Barton Fink: Who is that sitting next to Lourdes?

Henriette said...

My childhood friend was at this party with Vadge and Lola. He said they barely spoke to each other, and Lola ignored Vadge.

MnGddess said...

Madonna - stop trying to be your daughter.

Enty - my beautiful blond miniature dachshund Chester would not mind if I carried him all damn day. And I usually do. Go, Michelle!!

AMD said...

My sister's dog, Floyd, would demand that we carry him when he would get tired of walking. He also demanded to be hand fed.

I miss that dog.

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