Friday, June 22, 2012

Tony Parker Is An Idiot And He Is Suing Nightclub For $20M


Tony Parker must be more hurt than he originally let on when he gave interviews to French television last week. This is why you don't hang out with Chris Brown. Someone always gets hurt. It just usually happens to be the woman that goes home with him at the end of the night. Well, any woman actually. Whether they go home or not. Anyway, Tony Parker is suing the nightclub for $20M saying they should never have let both Drake and Chris Brown into the club at the same time and should have known it would lead to violence. Uh huh. Well, let me ask you a question Tony Parker. when you saw that Drake and Chris Brown were in the club together and you knew it would lead to violence, how come you didn't leave? Exactly. So, yes you were hurt and yes, if you are suing for $20M you are worried about your NBA career because of the injury, but there is no way you are going to get $20M from the club. You knew they were both in the club. If you didn't choose to leave, then why would the club know more than you? How are they supposed to know that Chris and Drake both had sex with Rihanna? But you did and you stayed.

28 comments:

Mama June said...

What an idiot.

goheels83 said...

what........a douche

cheesegrater15 said...

What's French for "Shut the fuck up, you whiny assbag"?

Tempestuous Grape said...

I feel bad for saying this, but he is a one ugly ass mother fucker. Ouch!

Bender Rodriguez said...

Perfect example of when someone outdoing their own stupidity

Bender Rodriguez said...

Someone is**

Beth said...

Oh, Tony, you were in New York. Didn't you read the signs?

If you see something, say something.


Dumbass.

anita_mark said...

I wonder if Eva Longoria is reading this and laughing hysterically.

What a moron.

AuntJess said...

He's a Turdbird. I think all 3 are actually.

FSP said...

Damn French.

EmEyeKay said...

Good luck with that, Tony. No really, I mean that.

/don't really mean that

Caraface said...

@ Vicki - I'm pretty sure it's, "Shut le fuck up, tu whiny sac au derriere."

G said...

Does this make Eva Longoria an idiot by proxy?

Patty said...

You could have simply put a period at the end of "Tony Parker is an Idiot" That covers it all.

cheesegrater15 said...

LOL @Beth and Cara!

Robert said...

According to Google translator (and as a non-french-speaking person:) "Ferme ta gueule, ton sac cul geignard!"

EmEyeKay said...

@Robert: Closed thy mouth, thy bag cul whiny?

cheesegrater15 said...

Nice.

The more you know.

*ding*

Anonymous said...

Of course he won't get $20M. He and his lawyers know this. But they may get something, which is why the suit is in place. I imagine this is the fist lawsuit of many coming against the club. They had no way of knowing a melee would break out. But they probably could have handled things before they went too far. The club has some culpability, regardless of if you think someone is a 'turd.'

And if anyone thinks Eva wasn't shagging Mario Lopez during her marriage, I've got an island to sell you.

Robert said...

Well, like I said, I don't speak le French, so I trusted le Google. Il va!

Agent**It said...

Tony.Wrong.

It's the bar owner , staff and patrons that were there during this fight/brawl that collectively have a right to sue D & C!!Hopefully, there are lawyers trying to band them all together. Tony, you have a right to be a member of that suit, but if you do it solo-not going to fly.

crila16 said...

This is what makes him an idiot? This only adds to it. Marrying Eva Longoria...that's what made him an idiot.

Sherry said...

Just confirmed my friend was doing the Drake tour recently and yep, it was Chris Brown's entourage that started the entire melee.

MadLyb said...

I hope the bar owner countersues, not only Parker, but Douche Brown as well. Not only that, I hope all the innocent bystanders that were hurt, or just there sue the pants off of D. Brown, and that we never have to hear about him again. OMG, I'm so utterly sick of this %sshat!

Another Josh said...

Karma's a bitch. Speaking of, I bet Chris Brown would beat Karma up if he could get his hands on her.

Pini 27 said...

So now clubs have to keep themselves in the know on all the doings of assorted celeb trash and their STD carriers? Jackass. Go sue your boy for creating the situation.

whocaresnow12 said...

As a supposed attorney you would know this is a negligence claim. The amount is much, but since he was injured as a result of negligence and insufficiently getting the situation under control they are liable. The insurance company with settle it out.

Unknown said...

What him being French has to do with anything?

And to answer Vicky question's

I would translate "Shut the fuck up, you whiny assbag ?" into

"Fermes ta gueule de pleurnicheuse & de sac à merde !"

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