Tuesday, August 14, 2012

The Best Story Of The Day - Yearbook Photo Teen Is Back



I know you didn't think anything would top a former UFC fighter getting arrested in a church naked, but I think I found something even better. Do you remember a few months ago when that high school senior was all upset because the school yearbook would not publish her photo because they thought it was too sexy? Yeah, and the mom threatened lawsuits and thought her daughter looked good and that everyone was just jealous of how good her daughter looked. Yeah, them. Anyway, the teen was arrested at a house party at her house. Not the first time that has happened. However, what makes this story so amazing is that her mom was also arrested because she was providing the booze to the party. Oh, but wait. There is more. The teen, Sydney Spies. yes that is her name, and yes, her mom wanted her to be a porn star, tried to stop the police from arresting her mom so Sydney was charged with obstruction of justice. That is not the best part. The mom tried to run away from the police, but was caught. Where was she going to go? It was her house? They would have just waited for her. The part that will still make you sick though is that Sydney got a whole lot of money because they are making a movie about the yearbook story.

50 comments:

Seachica said...

Naked church running is funnier. This just feels like an exploited teenager. :(

Princess said...

Thanks to the Kartrashians, being a whore pays now, and it's sad.

MontanaMarriott said...

I'm with Princess, used to be a time when you had to have actual talent to be a celebrity, now have sex tape, will do.

discoflux said...

Making the suffragettes proud, these women are.

Sunny said...

I might be wrong, but I don't think they are doing a movie ABOUT the yearbook photo "scandal". I think they Sydney girl was cast in a horror film for the ScFi Channel. I had to google that, because I was wondering if Lifetime could really come up with 2 hours of material regarding a denied yearbook photo

Sunny said...

*the

Barton Fink said...

Best. Name. Ever.

dia papaya said...

ITA @discoflux

EmEyeKay said...

I smell another Courtney Stodden approaching...

Karen said...

I'm really looking forward to that movie!


...said no one ever.

cheesegrater15 said...

Meh, let her blow the money on meth and die with her trash mother.

Comma Chaser said...

Oh god, not this pair of dumbasses again.

discoflux said...

I'm all about the visual comparisons today, evidently. Is it just me or does she totally look like the blond chick from Reno 911 in her mug shot?

AuntJess said...

Trash. Both of them. And honey no one thinks that picture looks good!

FSP said...

Nice family values.

Henriette said...

She should have used her mug shot for her yearbook photo. I don't see college in her future.

j-co said...

We are so F**KED as a society.

cheesegrater15 said...

J-co, cheer up. This is the only site I've seen talking about her. We aren't doomed yet.

a non a miss said...

Ahaha karen! This girl and her mother seem like total morons but morons that will only serve to benefit society. How you might ask, by showing us how NOT to behave.

loubea said...

I think she ought to audition to be a sister wife for Courtney Stodden. Kill two reality birds with one stone.

Redheat said...

Ahh Krapdashians 2.0 in the making.

libby said...

Many, many GIRLS have a thin, fit body in High School. The difference with this one is that neither she nor her mother realizes that she shouldn't be that tarted up at her age.

One you go there, what is the destination, say, by the time she's 30? All roads lead to porn here. Give a girl time to grow up!
I understand taking photos for a legitimate acting or modeling career at that age---but THIS for a HS yearbook? A tacky effort for which the reward is looking like Queen Slut of a friggin' High School? A sad goal to say the least.

She's just an older version of 'Toddlers & Tiaras'. ALL little girls are cute, what's inappropriate are the parents who are clueless about what being sexualized does to young girls. Once you've gone too far, too young, there's no turning back.

__-__=__ said...

Not much I can add after Vicki, princess and j-co. I feel bad for the kid. Trash is obviously genetic in so many cases but I still have to wonder if it might have been different for the kid with better parents. Very sad. It's hard to pull yourself up at that age with your own parents dragging you down.

billybob said...

Wow, just imagine that you could be really famous without having any discernable talent? No more school, no more university, no need to ever read a newspaper and forget about books. What a fabulously non-aspirational life I could lead! Just needs lots of bras that are too small for me, unless I buy bigger titties and buy some tiny panties that magically shrink in the wash!!!
I love the “I just poured myself into my clothes” look. Musn’t forget frosted pink lipstick and bright blue eyeshadow. Must have some knee high white socks with some pink lace threaded through the top of the socks. I look just like Katie Price, yay! The world is my oyster! Hahahaha

jaariel said...

Destinee Hooker is still the best -name -evah!!!

Unknown said...

The only way to stop bullshit like this (morons getting millions for a book or tv deal) is for the rest of us to stop watching the shit productions spew out and not buy any of the books. If we all boycott this bullshit, then production companies will stop giving millions to ignorant fools like this. I'm sick and tired of hearing about fucking idiots banking cash because they were...."idiots." WTF?! When has being a dumbfuck become worth tens of thousands of dollars. Why should children even go to school any more...as far as they see, act stupid and you get to live large. Be smart and live a poor pathetic life. We, the people, are the only ones who can change this by not buying into the bullshit.
/rant off

Unknown said...

btw: sorry for the potty mouth. I just get so frustrated, I let the expletives fly. Hope I didn't offend anyone.

RenoBlondee said...

What kind of a mother wants her teenage daughter to be a porn star?
Jesus.

annabella said...

who cares? sounds like another no talent reality starlet in the making.

auntliddy said...

the so-called mother has a few screws loose! there are no words

dia papaya said...

Nora that was very well said, potty mouth and all!

Idiocracy. A future that seems more and more like reality and less like fiction.

Sherry said...

Excellent Em! Just what the world needs, two Courtneys.
And Nora you said it all. I just wish reality TV would go away. Seriously how many of us acted like this in high school? We would be picked on or laughed out! So sad how we're rewarding kids for acting like total sluts.

Agent**It said...

@nora, it's called the dummification of the universe. You are correct. It is up to us to rebalance it.

Del Riser said...

Maybe the mom will get some much needed jail time for giving minors booze and someone with some sense can talk to this girl before she ends up walking the streets.

This is why I like animals!

SusanB said...

It's time to bring the concept of "shame" back.

Agent**It said...

@SusanB - yes, and integrity.

Sheckyearl said...

This, well, it's just it's own special kind of stupid right here!

lazyday603 said...

Having an ambition in 2012 to be a porn star is like wanting to become a vaudeville star in 1930. The world no longer needs professional porn stars. The internet is swimming in amateur porn. Why buy the cow when you are getting the milk for free?

Texshan said...

Yet another example of a mom who wants to be a best friend, not a mother. Ladies and gentlemen, the time to be your kid's friend is when they are adults, not when they are children and teens.

Sherry said...

Amen Texshan.

Frufra said...

@disco - word. All those women who suffered to get women basic human rights are now turning in their graves. Is this what we've become? Real empowerment, sisters, not this bullshit!

smash said...

I am missing being out in nature already. This shit is absurd but not shocking. Mama is so proud of her little girl for her first mug shot. I bet she even will put that up on her mini fridge.

Jesse D said...

@libby ITA

car54 said...

See her momma knows Sydney can move to California, marry some d-list 50 yr old and be in the daily photos just for posing.

Momma sounds like a Lohan-in-training.

Della said...

Bet you the movie will be on the lifetime network.

JUST SAY NO! Change the channel.

astrogirl said...

What ever she is doing seems to be working. We all know who she is. She could audition to be one of the carousel dick girls for Hefner.

El Roy 13 said...

best comment I've ever read was w/ an article about going to grad school or not...."I have my PhD and in my lifetime will never make as much as the Kardashian's made this year. But, I have my dignity."

//that gem keeps me going.

AlexT said...

-.-

That poor girl is doomed. You *want* your kid to be a porn star?? Maybe she can get some nice foster parents who want slightly better things for their children, like the Lohans.

Poisonfawn said...

where is a link to where the mother says she wants her to be a porn star? i wont believe it unless i see it.

Eeekalicious said...

I don't know how this mother has maintained custody of her daughter. The mother is so obviously setting her daughter up for a life of pain. She could live off the proceeds of her physical beauty for a few years, then what? What about the other 60 years of her life? The mother is nothing less than a pimp.

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