Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Your Turn

Only Jimmy Kimmel would ask something like this. Well, except for me. The question, suitably modified for all sexes is have you slept with more or less than six people in your life?



51 comments:

cheesegrater15 said...

Duh, Ento. Duh.

Alicia said...

Hahaha

Hhahahahaaa

That is all.

RenoBlondee said...

I'll be really surprised if there's a lot of less! Heehee

lazyday603 said...

Is he qualifying the question by asking if they slept with six people per college semester?

IDoTheRobot said...

I love JK.

cheesegrater15 said...

6 to what power?

mikey said...

6 total or at one time?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, give or take 70 or 80. Didn't always sleep, though.

Sunny said...

*crickets*

rareavis said...

When I lived in Europe my romemate & I had pushpins and would mark all the countries/cunties (typo it stays) of the people we slept with. 6 was a good weekend.

nolachickee said...

Did you leave off the zero and meant 60?

nataliesinger said...

I feel like a tramp now

SkittleKitty said...

I'm not normally a grammarian, but this one made me laugh.
The way Enty lists it in his intro, I could just say "Yes."

"Have you slept with with more or less than six people in your life?"

Yes is correct. I think the technical way to ask this is "Which of these statements is true: I have slept with more than six people in my life. I have slept with less than six people in my life?

Those who have slept with exactly six people just say neither, I guess. ;)

For me personally, I'll stick with 'yes.' :)

Princess ButterKwup said...

I feel like a prude now....

mikey said...

@rareavis - I call those Freudian typos, and they make me chuckle because at heart I am still 14.

Jasmine said...

Awesome.

And interestingly, a mini-sociological experiment. It was interesting that when the black man came up he got the biggest response from the audience insofar as them deducing he WAS over the 6 people. Oversexualizing black men is nothing new. Neither is assuming that overweight and/or nerds and/or frat boys all have assumed sexual histories that coincide with their stereotypical identities.
Obviously my fav part was the audience's assumptions of the pedestrians before they annoucned their numbers.

yawnathon said...

@Sunny. ;)

Mamaroni said...

Since 2005, no...before that, well I'll just say no comment

dizzyeggs said...

my. god. i've led a sheltered life. maybe i need to sew my oats? oh, wait...mr. eggs would not approve.

Redheat said...

Let's put it this way, when a man has asked me "how many?" My response was always, you don't want to really know

Alicia said...

I love how strangely quiet this thread is!

I second the *crickets*

Del Riser said...

I've been married four times, you figure it out.

Not A Ninny said...

I've slept with less than six lesbians...

Actually, no, I probably have.

Texshan said...

Um, guess I'm a prude. Fewer than six.

Mark B said...

7 here, 4 girls 3 guys.

Coriander Shea said...

ButterKwup- We can be prudes together, lol!

AuntJess said...

Yeah totally no more than 6 (fingers crossed behind my back).

Miguela said...

More than 20 for sure - I stopped keeping track after 23. Stopped keeping track of all the blow jobs I've given years ago. Whatever, I like sex. No biggie.

L said...

LOL!

L said...

LOL!

Not A Ninny said...

It would have been a lot more interesting if they asked the guys if they'd slept with more or less than six guys.

sylmarillion said...

Less...don't feel like a prude though.

Jesse D said...

Over, both sexes.

Amy in MI said...

Over. And yeah I like sex too. As long as your being safe, what's the big deal. Having a friend w benefits is a lifesaver sometimes

Danielle said...

it's 2 for me..

lostathome said...

I can still count them on both hands if that means anything lol

BigMama said...

told my nephew - what men say, divide by 3...what women say, multiply by 3

On a personal note, I am now unemployed....anyone looking to hire someone?

BlahBlahBlah said...

Fewer than 6, way fewer. Not on purpose just sort of worked out that way :)....Time to have that Cougar Crisis I guess

Not A Ninny said...

"told my nephew - what men say, divide by 3...what women say, multiply by 3"

I would say that rule applies if:

For guys, the actual number is less than 10.

For gals, the actual number is more than 20.

No guy is going to claim to have bonked ten dozen women unless they're a professional musician or athlete.

NaughtyNurse said...

Good lord...6 a few times over!! I actually enjoyed my single years.

Jesse D said...

@Big Mama I'm sorry to hear that. I got laid off in July of 2011 and have yet to get rehired anywhere. Going back to school now. I hope you're successful in your job search!

Nerdnoir said...

Does shagging a father and son at the same time count as one, or two?


My twenties were legendary. ;)

LA Mac said...

1, my husband....but I'm not a prude! Lol, just started dating young

a non a miss said...

Woah!! I would love to know more about this!!

mooshki said...

Less. (Fewer?) As my beloved Cher Horowitz said: "Look how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet!"

mooshki said...

But no judgment from me for whatever or whoever consenting adults choose to do. Get your freak on!

feraltart said...

I will be honest - I was going to write brave, but that implies there is something wrong with whatever number you put out there. 15, and my husband knows my number & I know his.

Henriette said...

I got fewer than six.

Chilie said...

@ Jasmine,
the black guy is attractive, fit and 51 years old. Plus he obviously has an outgoing personality. Attractive, fit and outgoing guys get laid. Regardless of colour.

luckylass said...

Over, but only 3 were any good. I was single for most of my twenties. Pretty sure the hubs is under.

redronnie said...

Well, if my memory serves me right..I have slept with the same amount of men as Andie McDowell's character in Three Weddings and a Funeral..

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