Sunday, August 12, 2012

Blind Item #1

What C+ list celebrity/reality star with A list name recognition recently asked if it was possible for her to test drive a baby. She wanted to see if she could try it out being a mother for a few months and if she didn't like it, then give the baby back or give it to someone else.

53 comments:

crichmond1000 said...

KK?

Unknown said...

Hmmm Kim K?

Unknown said...

Paris Hilton

Beth said...

Kim Kardashian

So stupid...

CanadianMiss said...

Parisite?

:| raven |: said...

i'll go with KK, too.

she is a sick, sick, individual. the even more sad part is someone will probably find a way to make it happen for her.

smash said...

I thought maybe Holly Madison

Anonymous said...

It got to be Paris (I CAN'T with that name, it's so freakin pretentious) Paris/London/Gucci/Lexus Hilton fits because she's always collecting cute animals and not taking care of them, and also Kim K would be considered an A List/celebrity/reality star unfortunately.

dia papaya said...

Honestly, I'm glad she asked. I would rather this person not undertake parenting if she's not in it for the long haul. As we know, some people are not cut out for the job. I'm pretty, sure whoever this is, is one that should NOT be a parent.

*see puppy post, as example of good parenting*

Mhdz said...

Only way this would be less blind is if the mother was mentioned.

Floating Goldfish said...

I actually approve of this idea...

What will happen is that this shallow person will realize a baby will get in the way of her partying and glamorous life, and give up the idea. There will be one less neglected kid in the world.

Olivia said...

Sarah Palin

billybob said...

I laughed when I read it.....but that was because nobody is that stupid and nasty? And then I thought of Kartrashian and the Hilton cum-bucket(sorry if anyone’s offended-I even disgust myself on times!). They really believe that every single thing in the world can be bought. And sadly, it’s almost true!

Jamie 2 said...

Let me reword that for you, Enty:

Which waste-of-space ego-maniac c-word who recently asked if she could ruin a baby's first pivotal months is appalling enough to think she can "test-drive" an infant?

RenoBlondee said...

KK is A list reality star.
I say Paris for this one.

hollywood dime said...

unfortunately kim is not a C+ rality star. she is an A. she's the highest paid most well known. its not her. think more like a Jwoww.

billybob said...

@Jamie2- that’s what I call an articulate response. Well said.

Gary T. Burnaska said...

Paris Hilton or Kim K, both are Sperm Burping Gutter Sluts.

Starting to lean toward paris
As for Kim wanting to test drive a baby cant she just borrow here sister's fort he weekend.

Anonymous said...

Kim is not C list unfortunately. it's Paris or Holly Madison

Mojees said...

This screams Paris Hilton. They make things for exactly this purpose, right? In high school we had one of those little baby dolls that cry if you didnt take care of it. and I think it recorded how many times you "fed" it, chances it, shook it, etc. That's what this person needs, not a real baby.

And as certain I am this is Paris, it pains me to say I appericate what she's going for her. I obviously don't agree with a real baby, but I like the concept.

MadLyb said...

Paris Hilton. She didn't do so well with her dogs, if that horrible rumor is to be believed...

Mojees said...

*changes it

Mojees said...

This screams Paris Hilton. They make things for exactly this purpose, right? In high school we had one of those little baby dolls that cry if you didnt take care of it. and I think it recorded how many times you "fed" it, chances it, shook it, etc. That's what this person needs, not a real baby.

And as certain I am this is Paris, it pains me to say I appericate what she's going for her. I obviously don't agree with a real baby, but I like the concept.

Mojees said...

This screams Paris Hilton. They make things for exactly this purpose, right? In high school we had one of those little baby dolls that cry if you didnt take care of it. and I think it recorded how many times you "fed" it, chances it, shook it, etc. That's what this person needs, not a real baby.

And as certain I am this is Paris, it pains me to say I appericate what she's going for her. I obviously don't agree with a real baby, but I like the concept.

Mojees said...

This screams Paris Hilton. They make things for exactly this purpose, right? In high school we had one of those little baby dolls that cry if you didnt take care of it. and I think it recorded how many times you "fed" it, chances it, shook it, etc. That's what this person needs, not a real baby.

And as certain I am this is Paris, it pains me to say I appericate what she's going for her. I obviously don't agree with a real baby, but I like the concept.

thetruth said...

Couldn't be kim anyway as her sister has a baby/babies so would already know.
I saw Paris as she is prob desperate to get a new show/front page.

trudi said...

The dog who saved her puppies from the house fire has better parenting skills.

djphob said...

The eloquence of some of you is simply breathtaking. The ladies are lucky, they get the really vulgar, hateful insults.. Men just get uncreative insults like "disgusting man whore".

dia papaya said...

Perfect Jaime2!

Jamie 2 said...

Thank you, billybob and dia.

auntliddy said...

I say, let the infants get together and test drive this idiot!! Poop and spit up on her, cry at night- she will gv that baby back so fast!!! Goes without saying that anyone who wld even consider this is sub standard human.

El Roy 13 said...

I concur with the holly madison guess

captivagrl said...

Heidi Montag

Newborn said...

Snooki?

djphob said...

This is obviously Honey Boo Boo.

Unknown said...

I was thinking Heidi Montag!

detown359 said...

"Sperm burping gutter sluts". I gotta remember that one. That's a good one!

Cousin Eddy said...

Courtney Stodden (Although I would classify her as way below C+ list)

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Kim K

MnGddess said...

Paris Hilton: no one likes you, no one likes you. Please go make yourself something useful and commit your body to the CDC for research.

PugsterMom said...

Good guess! Way more likely than Paris. And she's dumb enough to fit the bill.

AnonyMrs said...

This reeks of Paris. She tried to convince everyone she was pregnant not long ago (a failed publicity stunt for her reality show). And then there's all those animals she has paraded around, before getting sick of them and abusing/ abandoning them.

finally tomorrow said...

Don't think it is Kim K, just because she has been around Kourtney's kids. I will vote for Paris as well.

eris hilton said...

Probably Paris, Kim is around her sister's kids enough I imagine.

CarolMR said...

Olivia - Sarah Palin? Palin is raising a special-needs child, in case you haven't heard.

Pip said...

Ha! She doesn't even take care of the ones she already has.

Kinsey Holley said...

"Sperm Burping Gutter Sluts" is my new favorite phrase. I'm totally stealing it and predict it will show up in dialog in one of my books. And Gary, you owe me a new keyboard.

Jamie 2 said...

I have to ask. Has anyone ever seen a sperm-burping gutter slut IRL? Please do not post pics or videos.

kgirl said...

Snookie

Haggie said...

Kathy Griffin?

poovey-tunt said...

Men just get uncreative insults like "disgusting man whore".

Or they're just called a woman's name (Tammy springs easily to mind.) The ultimate insult to so, so many.

Heather said...

Duh. Snookie.

LDeForest said...

This is obviously Tara Reid. She has done a few movies so she gets the "celebrity / reality star" label because most of her stuff is reality tv. Everyone knows who she is though. A+ name recognition

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