Three parts today.
Earlier this week I showed you Ryan Lochte. Today I wanted to show you Michael Phelps slowly removing everything to reveal his
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Labels: Christina Ricci , Kobe Bryant , Michael Phelps , Portia de Rossi , Rachel Bilson , Reese Witherspoon , Sofia Vergara , Zac Efron
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48 comments:
Hellooo michael phelps
Someone please give christina ricci a sandwich
When did portia turn into ellen.
Look at the guy in the black suit! Ha!
Phelps has some muffin top going on.
Michael Phelps legs look to short for his body. Didn't Christina Ricca have anorexia when she was younger- methinks she still does. I like Reese (there I said it!), but she seems like a great mum.
Michael Phelps stole Memaw's Saturday night special panties!
Portia is rocking the Florence Henderson look.
Aww, Christina. :( I like her so much.
Kobe is slouching a bit, you can see the crease in his jacket.
Oh, Christina Ricci. I used to have such a thing for her, but now she is looking rough. Way, way too skinny for that round face.
I want to hate Reese Witherspoon, I really do, but I just can't. She looks like all the soccer moms dropping their kids off at my son's school in the morning and I respect the hell outta that. And she was in Freeway, which was awesome.
Portia is withering away tonothing. Reese looks great!
Phelps= Ick Nast.
Sarah Hyland is beautiful.
Christina Ricci looks cuter with bangs and 10 more lbs (at least).
I like Reese too.
@Lucas. I love love love Freeway!! One of my favorite movies. LOL So damn entertaining.
I so love Portia! My bf has never seen Arrested Development ( !!! ) so we've been on a bender for the last two days. I almooooost forgot how effing funny that show is!
Oh dear, Portia isn't looking her best here. I'm not feeling this latest haircut but I'm mostly concerned because she looks harried and exhausted.
Oh dear, Portia isn't looking her best here. I'm not feeling this latest haircut but I'm mostly concerned because she looks harried and exhausted.
ricci and bilson both look the same size.
wish i was that thin.... need more cardio.
Sarah Hyland has such a lovely, sweet-looking face.
Being friends with Kobe "I got away with it" Bryant means no more Zac Efron movies for me.
michael phelps looks defective in the face
portia looks...ruff
Some Hamms are good, some...not do much.
I'm gonna need proof of that being Portia, because that shit is not the look.
Don't throw things at me gang but.. I have a feeling Ellen ain't so "Ellen" at home.
Very glad that Sarah is in good health! She had a kidney transplant last year.
I love Portia (and Ellen) but she has had an eating disorder in the past, and she looks alarmingly thin there. But I love her style, that's exactly how I'd dress if I had her $$$. And I love watching her as an actress, wish she'd do more.
I love Christina's dress.
Reese always looks happy. Good for her.
The Hammaconda would never be kept down by some speedos
ITA
Portia looks frail. Rachel and Christina also look half dead. Reese looks amazing!
Love the Hammaconda but Phelp's package made me gag. I guess its not just the package its what its attached to.
Ricci looks too thin.
Portia's giving me a Lady Di vibe there
ENTY!!!! Please issue a warning before one looks at the Christina Ricci pic, that dress pattern almost gave me a seizure, UGH
Phelps needs to wear a bag over his head - don't care how "banging" his body is. He looks like that slimy Adam from Girls. Ugh.
And bwah to the "Katie Holmes knee bend" crack. Has Efron always been cross-eyed, or is it just his proximity to the mighty Kobe?
I can't hate on Reese, either. I guess we Tennessee girls have to stick together.
I like Portia better with the Rapunzel hair. She's still such a lovely person, I think, inside and out. And she DOES look a little tired there. Worried now.
I really like Zefron. It's a shame he's supposedly got a drinking problem (rumored), I hope I'm wrong about that one. And many others for that matter! How awful would it be to have a pedo, abuse, or rehab blind be thought to be about you, but it's not true? That's one thing I worry about with blinds.
I like reese too! It's nice to see an involved mother.
I love Christina Ricci and really admire her choice in roles. It did seem like she overcame her eating disorder for a while there. I just saw her in that movie where Liam Neeson keeps trying to convince her she is dead.
I know she is tiny and probably can't put on too much weight but being that skinny is hard to look at. I hope she gets better.
I like Reese, goop, Cameron diaz, Jennifer Aniston and Scarlet Johanson(sp) although I don't know much about her... I have terrible taste in men too. Its genetic.
Wtf? Portia's hair. She is so gorgeous and that style does not flatter her at all.
Portia's hair looks choppy, maybe its a choppy wig.
I want Christina Ricci's dress. It's kind of an optical illusion.
I think Rachel Bilson's and Christina Ricci's combined weights would still be less than mine...sad.
Hmm Portia as the actress with cancer and doesn't want anyone to know answer to blind?
Hmm Portia as the actress with cancer and doesn't want anyone to know answer to blind?
OK...I get WHY Michael Phelps wears a speedo, what with the whole competitive swimming thing he's got going on. But why, why, WHYYYYY can he not find one that fits him???? Plumber's crack doesn't look good on anyone, no matter how great his body is.
Enty you sure do know how to treat a girl with both Zac and Liam in one day. In my imaginary dirty world they are neither cheaters nor drunks, and Zac is actually that tall.
Reese is my goop- I probably shouldn't like her but I do. Come to think of it I like Goop too, at least until I read her interviews. ;)
Michaelnphelps= captain flatpants! Wheres his hiney??!!
@KPeony: I enlarged the picture and the man in the suit is TOTALLY checking out Aquaman's package. Phelps and the Hammaconda..One of these is definitely NOT like the other.
Christina needs bangs and a burgher STAT!
I fear Portia is also having some food issues too. Not good for her. I read where she was a little upset with Ellen for ogling Katie Perry's breasteses at the Grammy's. Could there be trouble in paradise? I so hope not.
Sarah Hyland seems like such a lovely grounded girl. I always said the casting was weird on MF because she looks more like Gloria and Jay's kid that Phil and Claire's..Bad casting AGAIN.
Alicia, when you're done with Arrested Development, watch Better Off Ted. (I think it's still on Netflix streaming.) It's almost as good as AD, and she's just as funny on it.
@Lucas, I could watch Freeway every day! Kieffer was excellent too
Portia looks tired there. Love her in Arrested Development!
Michael Phelps legs are freakishly short. He must wear size 31 x 27 pants.
HAMMACONDA 2: REVENGE OF THE PEEN.
Rated 18A for Nudity, Sexual Content and Really, Really, Big Wieners.
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