Today's Blind Items - The Town Drunk
It is not often that someone manages to leave their hometown and then comes back a huge star and stays. Usually they come home for a week or two and then head off. Not in this case. This is an unusual case. Our star was never more than a celebrity. Not an actress or singer or anything that required actual talent. Despite all that she became an A list celebrity. For a minute or two she was a reality star. A quick couple of shows and then when the flame was bright called it a day and headed back home. She still has a name but just stays in the shadows counting her money and drinking her booze. Why did she go home? To be with her family? That is what the story for consumption is. The real story is more complicated. There was the excessive drug use followed by the embarrassing situation where she was living with two guys at once and they were not all just roommates. There was the partying. There was also the incident with the producer of another show who went a little too far on a date and sexually assaulted our celebrity. All of these things combined to leave her shaken and bruised and so she went home. At home she does not do much. A string of boyfriends that has gone through most of the single population of men in the town. So, most night she sits at home and drinks and then goes out and drinks and then comes home and drinks some more, often with a friend or two in tow or a new pickup or an old flame. This is how she has been for a year or two and right now it looks like she is going to be this way for a very long time.
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Trashelle Canatella? Or someone else from MTV?
Audrina Patridge?
Jamie Lynn Spears?
Sammi from Jersey Shore???
Isn't Audrina still the Host of "1st Look" though?
n/m---i shouldn'tve guessed-i dunno any of these guys & i'm procrastinating from a thankless task right now.. ; )
Lauren Conrad?
I read it as she was a celebrity prior to the reality stint, but I have trouble with Enty's writing, sometimes.
No idea@BA:(
Maybe Bristol Palin? Or did she get married?
ooh, that's interesting
Small town, no new men around, mama's wearing her frickin' clothes, was a reality 'star' for 90 seconds, A list celebrity, no discernible talent...
And she had that unfortunate 'brawl' last fall.
good guess, dena.
I was thinking someone on American Idol, or maybe she was on Mtv, then got involved with Simon, thinking he would make her a star.
Lauren Conrad just got married, she also still has her design business, still sold at Kohls.
Angelina from Jersey Shore. Was also on Couples Therapy.
I agree with the Bristol guess. She lived with Kyle Massey (and his brother) after they met on Dancing With The Stars. I think they were supposed to be shooting a reality show. Did that ever air?
@Derek: Angelina is actually an EMT now and active on twitter
an EMT? Yikes! Well good for her I guess haha
If this was Bristol Palin, why didn't her mother hire someone to whack the producer who assaulted her? She is very powerful, knows lot of people in the NRA and as a politician, hits should be in her agenda.
This person has to be a nobody with no power.
Looks like Levi Johnston dodged a bullet, and good on him for turning out to be the mature, responsible family man after all the dumping the Palins did on him.
Thanks sandybrook, I could not remember her name. She was def a trainwreck.I hope it's not her but if the bra fits....
Lauren just got married, lives in L.A., and is one of the few who is NOT a mess.
She undermined them and made it into her own reality show, which didn't last long. I think they tried to sue her for that. Karma's a bitch. I hope this is her, but I don't think it is.
i think Trishelle or tonya of MTV, she was an alcoholic, they couldnt even hide it like usual on the show, Trishelle was so pretty but so free with sex it was embarassing
Possibly Tiffany aka NY from I love NY and the flavor of love shows?!
KE$HA..BOOM!
PROBABLY
Bristol's been in a relationship with the same person for years now. And she isnt a boozer.
Meaning excessive or out of control. She is a full time mother
There was no drama during BRistol's reality show like that. She is still friends with her producers (the lower level ones)
And she's been in a steady relationship for a long time now
Exactly. Besides, Bristol doesnt have a string of boyfriends and has been in a steady relationship with one person for years
lol may wanna take your head out of your ass.
It's not mature to slander Bristol, a great mom.
that wasn't her. She was still friendly with Kyle in 2012 at some dwts event.
You're spreading lies. A greedy producer dicked Kyle over. I DOUBT Bristol knew anything about it.
Besides there was no drama with that show with him
And Bristol is in a steady relationship
eh, he may be a decent parent but he can't live with the woods, his guns and beer. Meaning, he is like every other human.
Bristol has never lived unstably. Neither has Levi. Levi was the swag and designer goods king when he was a media lying whore for cash. That drama is past
Leave them alone
This is a great point. Sarah's kids come first, like all parents.
Nicky, what about that playboy bunny. Kendra?
idk. That's not too valid. It's not typical
Kno, this was surfing thru twitter recently. Posted Feb
3rd
And I'm pretty sure she's had a steady boyfriend for a bit now. Doesn't have a string of bfs.
http://postimg.org/image/vozllanpb/
OMG, get off the Palins' dick, your the worst!
The mini me Sno Ho, Bristol Palin.
Who would marry that drunk, but I think you win the award for the first right answer.
Bristol has screwed every man in the Valley steadily since she was 14.
this is a palin here.....lol....it is their MO.
MAY NOT be bristol...but she is not a good mom..sleeps with anyone....does drugs and has no talent.
RONG !!!! Even the APD said that she was drunk off her butt at the brawl and she bangs whoever will go home with her, The guys at the bar call her " Ole go ugly early "
This is not the place for your lies. The gutter is where you belong.
This is not the place where you belong Jomo. Go find a gutter to tell your lies
You sound like a typical slanderer
I didn't say she didn't drink. 99% of humans indulge for special occasions.
THIS is a great guess and it fits
If she's a good mother then I'm the Pope. Her child swears and acts out a lot. A good mother would get that under control. Also, too, a good mother would not get hammered and take her child to a party and get into a brawl. You might want to take your head out of your ass, Puhleze.
Seriously! Enty's writing...proofread, PLEASE!!!
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Can you blame her? I'd be drunk too if I had a string of boyfriends who went through all the men in town.
For the nth time IM troll, slander is verbal and libel is written
Trishelle tried desperately to stay in the limelight. She was recenly on a challenge; she was one of the older ones but not a hot mess at all.
Bristol....is that you?
Bristol is a really stupid drunk. This story describes "you" to a T.
Bristol....maybe you should quit trolling and actually get a job....like your stupid mama tells people.
"Levi was the swag and designer goods king when he was a media lying whore for cash."
Again.....perfect description of BRISTOL. The whole Palin family are "media lying whores for cash.....every single of of them except Tripp and Trig. They are only being USED for their media whoring.
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