Monday, April 20, 2015

Blind Item #8

This B list singer recently hooked up with this A list quarterback and he might be great on the field but she said he had no idea what he was doing in bed and she knows the sex lasted under 30 seconds because he started and finished during the same commercial on television.

19 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

Rita Whora and some unlucky fella

Derek Harvey said...

Sam Smith and Tim Tebow! haha

Kno Won Uno said...

LOL! During the same commercial?! Like, during a commercial time out? It would help if his attachment status was mentioned.

Kno Won Uno said...

As a devout Eagles Fan, I must request that you retract that A listing for St Tebow. Or fuck him up - your call

Whapot1967 said...

Ciara / Russell Wilson

Tricia13 said...

mark Sanchez /Ashanti

Derek Harvey said...

That is one of the only football players name I know---and Tom Brady haha

david said...

Before reading this, I thought I was pretty well informed about A Kist Quarterbacks. Most A List Quarterbacks are married. So, Kno One Uno is correct: the marital status is an important clue.
So, which A List QB is or has been with a B List Singer?
My guess: Ben Rothlisberger! (A List because he's won 2 Super Bowls!)

Tricia13 said...

^^^ agree@Whatpot1967

Darla said...

I'm on the Russell Wilson train for th QB

Kno Won Uno said...

LOL!
I just realized it doesn't specify NFL, so it could be someone in next week's draft. A list QB in that case could be Marcus Mariota.
Also willing to think this about Colin Kaepernick, though.

Kno Won Uno said...

What's with my LOL today. I gotta stop that.

Kno Won Uno said...

Married, is a rapist and a knuckle-dragging neanderthal.
Unless it was in a public bathroom stall, then I agree.

June Gordon said...

Tim Tebow. His YKW was so repulsed by seeing Kitty it just shrivelled up and puked pole juice.

jackbback said...

I remember the tim tebow anti-abortion commercial during the superbowl several years ago. I wish his mom had vacuumed him out. It's always the crazy anti-everythings that are the ones that should have been aborted!

XCV said...

Its Ciara/Russell Wilson.

peopleselbow said...

+1

http://www.sportsworldnews.com/articles/36592/20150420/russell-wilson-girlfriend-pop-singer-ciara-was-the-unknown-cutie-spotted-with-seattle-qb-at-mariners-game-instagram.htm

8====D KermitGosnellKnobjob said...

If he had a good time banging her, who cares if she thought that was short? It's not that he didn't know what to do, he just didn't give an f word and saved energy.

Wen said...

I wish your Mom vacuumed you out.

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