Monday, November 16, 2015

Blind Items Revealed #4 - Anniversary Month

July 23, 2007

Members of this band may soon be under investigation for arson. Having long complained about their tour bus, several members had been discussing trading up. However, seeing as the bus was a present from one member's A-list actor cousin for their first tour, they realized they had a problem — the A-lister still officially held ownership. The bus fire was passed off as a drunken fan prank and no one was hurt. Another of the band member's acting family immediately gave him the money for a new bus. Funny that this all transpired within short distance of where the band's cushy new bus was delivered from.

Band: Rooney (Robert Schwartzman)
A-list actor cousin: Nicolas Cage

7 comments:

Kno Won Uno said...

Uh.....who?

sandybrook said...

Talia Shire's son who is best known as the lead singer of the pop/rock band Rooney, which means nobody knows wtf he is.

Me said...

No official investigation if there are any clues/rumors that arson has been committed?

Kno Won Uno said...

Yeah, I googled him. It's Robert COPPOLA Schwartzman, which must mean we're supposed to care.

Derek Harvey said...

Already been revealed...

Me said...

Yep http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2015/06/blind-items-revealed-3-193.html

fizzle said...

I thought Nicolas Cage was broke? What's he doing buying some nobodies a tour bus?

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