Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Today's Blind Items- Strange Hookups

It is time again for the very irregular feature where I show you how strange some of Hollywood's couplings can be. I give you one half of the couple and let you figure out the other.

#1 - Sean Penn and this former A list reality star from back in the day who still has A list name recognition despite the fact most people dislike her. They both enjoy hanging out with cartel leaders.

#2 - Sean Penn and this barely legal celebrity turned porn star who got married young. Apparently part of her sex tape was for him.

#3-Jennifer Lopez and one of her non scripted co-stars.

#4 - Zoe Kravitz and her former boyfriend's co-star.

#5 - Ashlee Simpson and her one of her sister's ex-boyfriends.

#6- Fergie and this back in the day A+ list tween star who got his start on a hit network television show. Now he does reality.

42 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

1.Paris H.

sandybrook said...

1-Paris Hilton

MontanaMarriott said...

5. Tony Romo?

Tricia13 said...

1)Paris

MontanaMarriott said...

4. Ed Westwick?

sandybrook said...

JLo and Simon?

Tricia13 said...

5)John Mayer

MontanaMarriott said...

3. Simon Cowell?

sandybrook said...

Asslee and Tony Romo?

Tricia13 said...

4) fassbender ex/costar ?

Snarknado said...

#2 Courtney Stodden

Tricia13 said...

3)Randy Jackson
6)Nick Cannon
2)Kim Kardashian

WickedBee said...

#3- Jim Carrey (In Living Colour)

Kno Won Uno said...

A Twilight Zone-y intro would be nice for **STRAAAANGE HOOKUPPPPPS**. Spooky voice, weird eyeball, echo, standard stuff.

MontanaMarriott said...

3. One of the Wayan brothers from In Living Color?

Derek Harvey said...

6. Mario Lopez

Kno Won Uno said...

Ooh, that's interesting - as interesting as JLo can be, anyway.

Diana said...

2. Courtney Stodden
6. AC Slater

Diana said...

6. AC Slater from Saved by the Bell, Mario Hoe-pez

back again said...

#6-- Mario Lopez

Kno Won Uno said...

My take away is that Sean's Peen doesn't have a discerning palate.
I bet he scrumped El Chapo, too. Because, breathing.

back again said...

oops,the others above weren't here..sorry ..cosign Mario Lopez

OB said...

"Strange Magic" by ELO keeps running thru my head

Hunty said...

2. Courtney Stodden

Derek Harvey said...

I would have no choice but to be another one on the list, if given the opportunity. Gotta see what ALL the fuss is about...

Kno Won Uno said...

Sean Peen or El Chapo?! ;-)

Derek Harvey said...

Well, they are both carrying the goods in one form or another...

Kno Won Uno said...

Valid point.

Ivy said...

3- Ryan seacrest! That would be awesome.
5-John Mayer or Romo

Cinabun said...

Lol good one

Meg said...

How does Sean Penn get so much attractive pussy?! He's a good actor, but his rage issues and chain smoking, coupled with a face like worn shoe leather, render him completely unfuckable.

Cinabun said...

Fame. :-(

Cinabun said...

On another note Charlize is not looking good these days. ???

Emily B said...

+100 lol kno

Emily B said...

1. Paris Hilton
2. Courtney Stodden
3. another one of the Fly Girls? this isnt a guy I think.
4. Ed Westwick (sp? one of the guys from gossip girl)
5. John Mayer
6. Mario Lopez (does Extra count as reality, though??)

NewYearBlues said...

With a David bowie voiceover would be lovely now.
1. Wonky eye
2. Kim Kardashian
3. Jlo and Damon wayans it was his show she was an up and coming fly girl
4. Fassbender costar Oscar Isaac
5.john mayer

Molly said...

Poor Midge, played like a fiddle.

NewYearBlues said...

6. Nick lachey
Does a reality show with his brother about their bar in Cincinnati

WickedBee said...

Exactly! Simon would just be a casting couch situation and it wouldn't be surprising. Carrey would be strange.

WickedBee said...

Could you IMAGINE if it turned out #3 was JLo and Gaycrest?!? That would just shatter minds.

Zilla1 said...

#1 (just to be different) Omarosa

Yowza said...

"Ashlee Simpson and her one of her sister’s ex-boyfriends" - fuck yeah...

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