Blind Item #10 - The Huffing(a)ton Post

The one multitudinously talented creator and performer with a strangely limited output is back at it - his childhood habit, more associated with third world street children back in the day than someone of his stature. 

Given his level of talent, the people at the neighborhood hardware store thought he might have an additional one - be that most famous and unknown of artists. Nope: the products were not being used for their intended purpose, or the most common criminal one. 

The family has long been aware of his problem, and has kept temptations to a minimum. There aren't even glue sticks in the house, and the children are sent to the grandparents to do school art projects.

But the game was finally up recently when he was discovered in an alley - disheveled and disoriented - by police. He was read his rights of a certain kind and taken to the station. His wife showed up a short time later with the promise he would get the help he needs. He wasn't charged.