Blind Item #3

This elite school just ranked third in the country. The alumni:

1) The slap-happy multihyphenate patriarch of a Hollywood dynasty.

2) That actor guy everyone's at least six degrees away from. 

3) A stage and screen performer whose main claim to fame is a shot heard around the world.

The scandals:

Decades of discriminatory tension. Unsettling, untimely alumni deaths. All before middle age. A child predator chess teacher protected by the school's name.