Tuesday, November 13, 2007

"But I Have An Emmy"


Three strikes and you are out at least as far as celebrities are concerned. At Tao in Vegas, Jeremy Piven played his own version of baseball. After getting rejected by Rosario Dawson, Katharine McPhee and Emmy Rossum back to back to back, Jeremy Piven was heard whining, "but I have an Emmy." He then made his way out of the VIP section and found some regular woman who he spent the rest of the evening with, and maybe even the night. I guess she did like his Emmy, because it sure isn't his personality.

17 comments:

YahMoBThere said...

Poor Piven has little man syndrome. He's such a tool.

Anonymous said...

I find him physically attractive (I can't explain why), but personality-wise repulsive.

YahMoBThere said...

I like him in movies, and think he's kind of cute, but really....repulsive is a good word for him.

Jolara said...

Ewww, He's creepy. I wouldn't use my worst enemy's vajayjay to sleep with him. YUCK!

Khemenu said...

dnfrommn,

YES! I'm the same way. I'm so dissappointed that I find him attractive. Him and Stephen Dorff, my shamefull, shamefull crushes.

MnGddess said...

LMAO - I see we may have a "Dirty Boy Jeremy Piven" fan club...

I'd go a round or two with him, as long as he didn't SAY anything...

Emily Stroop said...

I would do him as well. And I'm not even hardly ashamed!


Maybe a little...

kellygirl said...

eeeewww! Rossum?
the two most desperate people in the biz

who knows what's up said...

I love his character, Ari Gold.

Really he’s jerk? For real?

That’s too bad :(

jax said...

mmm the Pivert is sexy as hell in a dirty boy under the bleachers kinda way who was secretly the best sex you ever had...but refuse to tell him.

LOL

"But I am a douche!"

Dijea said...

Skeezer!! Total Skeezer

califblondy said...

Wasn't he in the old Ellen DeGeneres Show? I gotta (hate) to admit, but he's got something. What exactly, I don't know.

Besides being the guy to have sex with and never admit it, he'd be the one to tell EVERYONE in the world about it too!

parissucksliterally said...

I have had a crush on this guy since he had a small part in "Lucas" (1986).

what a disappointment to find out waht a tool he is.

Kathy K said...

I cannot read "vajayjay" without laughing out loud.

Love it.

Tracy said...

yes, I agree with you!How fantastic! I saw this photo somewhere like richmingle.com.

Miss X said...

this made me laugh...now I just want to read something similar about Paris.

I'm so mean. I should work on being nicer but I guess this isn't the place to be nice.

Unknown said...

Mr. Piven, if you think hanging out with "regular" women is beneath you and your only "good enough" for women celebrities then yes, you are a loser. By the way, stay the hell away from Katharine McPhee. She's way way way out of your league. Her fiance, Nick Cokas, is your age and he's better looking.

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