Is That A Candy Cane Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Not really gossip, but then again, over the weekend was the first time anyone can ever remember Santa Claus being sexually assaulted. A Santa at the Danbury Fair Mall in Danbury Connecticut said a woman wanted to sit in his lap and have her photo taken with him. While they posed for the photo, Santa alleged that the woman reached down into Santa's lap and gave a good squeeze. Apparently Santa was not very jolly about it, but did direct a Ho Ho Ho at the woman, and not in the good sense if you know what I mean.
Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace. She was released on a promise to appear in court on Jan. 3. Police quickly found and identified Lamy because the woman was described as being on crutches, said Capt. Bob Myles.
A call seeking comment from Lamy was answered by a recording Tuesday morning. A woman later called back and said: "It's a false report and I don't have any idea."
Police did not give the name of the disconcerted Santa, but they said he is 65 and felt badly because children were waiting to see him. "He was apparently shocked and embarrassed by the whole incident," Myles said.
Do you really think all the kids waiting in line to see Santa even noticed that the woman groped him? It wasn't like she was giving him a lap dance or something. I'm not condoning it because if it was a guy sitting on Mrs. Claus' lap and he helped himself to a little egg nog if you know what I mean, he should be charged as well. I do know that the woman will probably get a much lighter sentence than any guy would in a similar circumstance. In fact, depending on the judge, she might just walk away with nothing done to her. If a guy did the same thing he would be looking at least probation, and possibly having to register as a sex offender for the remainder of his life.
15 comments:
Ah, a shameful double standard--women are seen as less threatening where sexual matters and the law are concerned.
That is absolute horseshit and she ought to be ashamed of herself. I hope she is treated exactly how a man would be treated in a court of law. I mean, it was in front of children!
An even bigger question is what possessed her to do that. I mean, is it even possible that Santa rocks her socks so much that she has to grope him? Or is she just one of those airheaded skanks that think that acting like a whore is cute and cool? I bet she was going to take that picture, with her hand in his crotch, and pass it around laughingly drunkenly to all her stupid barskank friends during Ladies Night.
Maybe she has a Santa fetish like Lauren Graham in Bad Santa.
Either way that's sick and wrong..don't molest Santa unless he asks you!
What Jax said. Exactly.
Santa was 65! She was on crutches!! They were in Danbury!!! I think this should be condoned. Even encouraged. Do you all know how cold and dark it is in Danbury right now?!?!?!?!
hahaha you're terrible __-__=__. But you have a point...
I really can't believe santa told!
This story is so gross. It would be one thing if it happened around a bunch of drunken buffoons at the company c-mas party, but at a mall? Surrounded by children?
Ugggg!
The fact that it happened in Danbury makes this even funnier.
Santa has more than one kind of package to stuff your stockings with! ;-)
i think santa popped wood and had to leave with a elf in front...
You're probably basically right Jax. If she gave you wood, and your job was to have kids sit on your lap, you sure wouldn't want someone to see your woody when lil Billy is on your lap.
Hmm, woman on crutches...
If I were her I'd plead oxy made me do it.
Not to be pedantic, but: "she might just walk away "?
More likely limp away, what with the crutches and all...
Seriously though, if she does it's a double standard. And WTF, anyway? Who gropes a 65-year-old man in a Santa suit? Was she drunk?
Tania - She might just walk away!?!?!? That's so bad!!
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bad that the joke was bad? (which, ok, it was... *g*) Or bad that she might get away with it? Ent said it was possible.
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