Elmhurst Illinois Is The Online Porn Leader
I thought the people over at Online MBA were trying to get people to get, well, an online MBA. It turns out though they spend all of their time analyzing how many people look at porn online. Oh, and when they do it and from where and what the most popular terms are. I didn't know getting an MBA would allow me to look at so much porn. Take your time looking at their graphic below, but what stands out to me is that Utah has the highest porn subscription rate and that the biggest day for porn is Sundays. Meanwhile, Thanksgiving is the lowest. Too sleepy probably and it is tough to look at porn when family is all over the place.
The scariest statistic is there are 116,000 searches each day for child pornography. That is a whole lot of pervs.
Via: Online MBA
28 comments:
UHm OK that was informative, lol
Oh, those zany, masterbating Mormans!!
I like to hope that at least half (hopefully more) of those searching for the term child pornograhy are just researching the topic for term papers or a speech class. Surely, a pedophile wouldn't actually use the term to search on his/her own computer? That seems pretty stupid.
"Oh, those zany, masterbating Mormans!! "
rj ftw!
Ah, an infographic showing the extent of religious hypocrisy. Too funny.
and that comment shows the extent of your intolerance to anyone that does not share your hate of religion. Too funny. Seriously though, I thought we were going to stop with the religion talk?
The info was interesting. One question, I thought most online sites for pr0n were free, so why pay for a subscription? - I think that when you start paying for pr0n you're doing it wrong.
Nice try, chihuahuaense, but I do not hate religion. Simmer down.
Aren't I allowed to find it funny that "Utah has the highest porn subscription rate and the biggest day for porn is Sundays?"
It figures that Sunday and Utah are corralated in with porn stats, lol.
In places where more strict guildlines of religion exists you will always find some form of underground rebellion.
Not surprised by Thanksgiving, who has time to be horny when your that full?!
I mostly go for Sunday pron when I didn't get any on Saturday night.
ok, you DON'T hate religion. Fine. How 'bout you just follow your own suggestion of no religious cross-talk. For someone that feels that way, you always seem to bring it up. My point is, it is offensive. Not in the way that we all laugh at some reality-fucktard. But in the way that religion is something that some people don't like mocked. Is that really so hard?
My best friend lives in Elmhurst, Illinois! Can't wait to send this to her! She needs to check her hubby's internet history! LOL!
Oh how I am so proud of my home state! The sad thing is, is that you are all RIGHT. I bet over half the people looking at porn in Utah are Mormons.. I'll even wadger that they are "High-Up" in the Mormon church. And, even worse, (for the doting housewives) is that it is probably GAY porn and child porn being looked at...
GO UTAH!!
Kind of reminds of the time a few years ago when I wanted look for something for my dad for Father's Day. He is the athletic type so I thought of Dick's Sporting Goods. I innocently went to dicks.com. That would be a porn search even tho it wasn't meant to be. Anyway I about fell out of my chair.
Chihuahuense, that's the convo I recalled here too.
whitehouse.com used to be a pron site.
Sigh. I'm sorry you feel that it was cross-talk, chihuahuaense, and I'm equally sorry you seem so angry. But I was responding to the actual words of the post that I found humorous - and if you didn't find even a bit of humour in it, I'm sorry for you.
I actually quite admire religious people - I often wish I could believe myself.
So that being said, I guess I'll just say that I find the content of this infographic humorous.
I am in the WRONG line of work.
@Goodgrief...I did the same thing a few weeks ago...while at work :(
I wanted to find out how much authentic baseball jerseys were. Boy was I in for a surprise. So was my IT dept.
TYPOS. I AM SO HAPPY!
What I find funny is that
ADULT DATING leads you to porn. Can you imagine someones granny typing that in to find herself a date for a SENIORS NIGHT dance and getting porn.
My extremely conservative friend (as in, didn't kiss her husband until they were at the altar) was weeks away from her wedding when she was doing some homework. She came across the word "hymen," had no clue what it was (6 weeks from her WEDDING) and entered the word into Google. She very quickly learned what to expect on her wedding night.
I'm a horrible friend, but that story always cracks me up.
I thought your comment was funny, Rocket.
Of course, I am a bitter Mormon, though. :P
What I found funny is that the average visit lasts six minutes and 29 seconds.
How very informative...and scary.
I cannot imagine having the GALL to watch porn on my employer's computer. People are STUPID.
And people that are actively seeking child porn...there should be some kind of thing where the computer explodes when they do this. Sick bastards.
@MCH, last term I considered doing a paper on child pornography, exploitation and trafficking...
when it came time to search for articles, I found I couldn't do it, not even by bypassing google in favour of pubmed or ebsco.
I felt like my computer would spontaneously combust...or more likely, my tenuously optimistic world? I'd like to believe at least some of those searches are people working against that completely f*&cking egregious...I don't even have the right word...? If I call it a sickness that may somehow excuse it. Predation, that works.
I went with human/canine development instead. Love that topic, dogs are a much better evolutionary comparison than monkeys/apes because they've evolved with us, not concurrently.
ETA: Hahahaha Elmhurst. I could see this-says the Chicago to Charleston, SC transplant. :)
@Nicky - Yeah, that would have been a REALLY hard topic to research, I would think, on many levels.
How do you like Charleston?? That's my hubby's hometown and I lived there a little over a year before moving where I am now...I miss it so much. I'm going back in 2 weeks! Yay!
Thanks Icecat - I thought it was, too :)
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