Tuesday, June 01, 2010

BuzzFoto Blind Item

We’ve officially decided that celebrities should not set up play-dates between their children, no matter how old the kids are. Why? Maybe this blind will illustrate our point. The children from these two celebrity families seem to have egos that mirror their famous parents. The two families got together over the last week, two of the oldest decided it would be a good idea to steal a car behind their parent’s back. They took off in the car, spent the day shopping and eating and while they were driving home, noticed a homeless man walking down the street. One of the children (from the more famous couple) took her Coffee Bean beverage that had sat in the car all day and threw it at the man on the street. The two then laughed at the humiliated and confused man and drove home.

Not any of the Schwarzenegger children.

35 comments:

Fabulous! said...

i don't have a clue, but i hope they get their asses beat!

of better yet, get COMPLETELY CUT OFF!

Patty said...

Play dates between teeens?

Unknown said...

Right; Ahnold and Maria are known to be good parents. Their kids would get their asses handed to them on a platter if ever caught doing this.

This makes me sad.

selenakyle said...

The Pinkett-Smith and Cruise offspring sprang to mind.

No idea why, other than the P-S kids (although sweet-looking and well-mannered in interviews) must be getting some honking egos by now.

Ryan said...

Conner Cruise and Tre Smith

Terri said...

did the Cruises and Pinkett-Smiths have a cookout? I immediately thought of them too. This seems like a boy thing.....

Brew Belle said...

One has to be a girl. Threw "her" beverage.

Maybe Isabella and Tre?

Sis Cesspool said...

@Gretchen, it's true. I see them in church and Maria is right on them if they act up.

I have no idea who this little C is, but she needs a slap in the face. Preferably conducted in front of the homeless man.

Chris said...

What that little b*tch needs is her credit cards cut up, and some mayjah community service hours at the local soup kitchen.

Sad that her parents aren't around enough to instill some values in her. Maybe the parents should join her in the soup kitchen volunteer detail :-P

Einstein DeGeneres said...

Right on, Booster Seat!

Makes sense, since Tom Cruise and KATE Holmes would be considered more famous than Will and Jada.

On the other hand, in case it's not Tre and Isabella, let's not spread this around. They're still minors.

parissucksliterally said...

what fucking assholes.

Anonymous said...

Way to parent, Celeb parents.

JC on a bike.

Out these duckers (typo and it stays) NOW!

danatestingsite said...

Gotta be Trey Smith and Isabella Kidman Cruise, right?

Seachica said...

The kids have to be at least 14 or so, to be able to drive the stolen car.

RocketQueen said...

Pinkett-Smiths and Beckhams?

PotPourri said...

Uh no way is this Cruise/Beckham, it's just not. Scientologists could never get away with doing this with the Paps.

I was thinking more like Mel Gibson's kids.

PotPourri said...

Tre Smith might do it, but he is not Jada's Scientolobot, but I find it hard that Jada would not hand a kid their ass with this one, no matter who's kid.

Pookie said...

the younger sarandan/robbins bunch.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Didn't Stavros Niarchos do that a few years back with a soda?

MISCH said...

WHAT LITTLE SHITS...OR NOT SO LITTLE (DRIVING)

Lady J said...

Doubt it was the Smith kids, Scientologists or not I don't see Will and Jada's kids (I am including his son Tre from his previous marriage) taking part in this. They all seem to be pretty well behaved kids. Same goes for the Cruise kids as well.
This blind is pretty vague as it can be pretty much anyone in hollywood who has a kid old enough to drive.

selenakyle said...

Yeah, could be one of the Willis girls, now that we are debunking the Smith and Cruise kids...

bruzualjanelle said...
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Lady J said...

The Bekham kids are WAY too young.

FrenchGirl said...

one of Willis-Moore daughters?

mazemerizing said...

Spielberg and Hanks.

chihuahuense said...

this makes me physically sick to my stomach.

Hard to believe that someone would do that to another human.

If the parents find out, the kids should have hell to pay, but they likely won't.

If the parents are reading this, and they want to help they could go to this link and donate to homeless in MN:
http://www.simpsonhousing.org/donate.htm

*shameless plug*

audrey said...

Maddox Jolie Pitt and Violet Affleck....

ardleighstreet said...

What about the youngest Willis girl and Connor Cruise?

weezy said...

Doesn't Enty have a pic of Hanks going into a party over the weekend? Could be a Hanks/Spielberg kid combo, but I am liking the Tre Smith/eitherCruiseKid combo also -- especially since Jaden was traveling all over the world and getting attention with his movie opening. And Tre and Isabella seem permanently rooted in That Awkward Stage.

Meg said...

This makes me boil with rage. What a bunch of a-holes. I hope Karma is very very *good* to them.

J said...

Sounds like one of Diddy's sons and Demi Moore's girls

This is just awful

Mango said...

I like the Smith/Cruise guess but I'm biased. I fucking hate the COS and loathe Tom Cruise.

Beta said...

P Diddy's (or his name du jour) kids
with snoop dogg kids

I watched supersweet sixteen with that kid (p diddy's) and nearly barfed
he got a super expensive car for several hundreds of thousands of dolars, but yeah, donated 10k to Haiti

Linnea said...

i really wish this one would be revealed!

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