Friday, June 04, 2010

BuzzFoto Blind Item

It was ages ago when this actor was considered a heart throb, and now the actor is struggling to cling to a career that’s just as doomed as his thinning hair line. The actor not only has terrible plugs (we suspect, this is unconfirmed) but is hoping to get implants in his derriere in order to do a nude scene that he’s hoping will put him back in sex symbol status. We don’t mind his acting, but we think we should keep the clothes on and face facts.

Not Nicolas Cage.

59 comments:

Anonymous said...

Affleck lol

Jessi said...

Harrison Ford?

clatie said...

brendan fraser

wineaux said...

i second the fraser motion...

captivagrl said...

costner?

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Burt Reynolds?

danatestingsite said...

Jude Law?

Lee Kay said...

Costner popped into my head first. Then Travolta. But then I thought Travolta wouldn't liekly do a nude scene.

Lee Kay said...

sorry, "likely"

cornpuddin said...

Totally Brendan Frasier. He used to be so cute!

Danielle said...

Definatley Brendon Frasier he was my first thought. Doesn't/ didn't he have a bad coke problem too?

Danielle said...

definately*

Privacy said...

the "ages ago" comment makes me think it's not frasier. now costner...

TT said...

Brendan Frasier was EVER considered a heart throb? Oh come on. Now Harrison Ford comes to mind with the term "doom" from his film The Temple of Doom.

ThoughtElf said...

Brendon.

Cancan said...

Bruce Willis.

Jessica said...

The Hoff lmao

Anonymous said...

My first thought was Jude Law, just the thinning hair, y'know?

selenakyle said...

Yep, BF came to mind immediately.

He really has had some sweet, funny movies, although I only ever found him remotely heart-throbbish in that radio station hostage movie with Adam Sandler.

selenakyle said...

Now, even though I hear Costner is supposedly a dick IRL, I would still watch his hiney workin' it whether it had implants or not!

Krips said...

I'll go with Christian Slater after his imaged popped up when I googled "actors with a receding hairline"...

Princess Pine said...

Not Nick Cage + Face Fact= John Travolta

Wil said...

Oh! How I desperately want to say Jude Law .. but after seeing Brendan Fraser's pics .. I will jump on that train.

RocketQueen said...

Fraser's a great guess and if they hadn't "notted" Cage, I would have said him :)

However, I really like Princess Pine's reading of the blind. Travolta ftw.

Elle said...

RocketQueen, Whenever I look at Travolta I always think of those commercials for spray on hair, lol.

I am SO grateful no one said Piven because even though he is the Plugmaster General, he has never been a heart throb!

Drcocks said...

I think everyone is missing the main issue here, why in the hell would you want to put hair on your ass? Does anyone think a hairy ass is attractive? What am I missing?

chihuahuense said...

Val Kilmer?

clatie said...

Drcocks, they are talking about silicone butt implants to make your ass round, not hair plugs. Although that is absolutely hilarious.

chihuahuense said...

LOL @ Drcocks!!! I think that "implants" are under the skin, like a butt job, not hair plugs. Hair plugs on the head. LOL!

chihuahuense said...

doesn't JT have a big ole bubble butt, though?

BigMama said...

Ummmm, Mel? I mean, he was known for the hair AND the famous bare butt in Lethal Weapon. Plus, he really needs to get his image back up. And the "face" hint could also refer to his movie "man without a face" or whatever it was called. Mel for the win!

Cecilia00 said...

I'll go with Christian Slater.

For awhile in the 90's he was billed as the Next-James-Dean-Heartthrob-Dujour

Fraser never had that sort of status that I recall

Cindy said...

I'm with BigMama -- Mel Gibson

Unknown said...

I think Travolta is humble enough to know that his naked filming days are LONG over.

I like the guy, something about him seems sweet.

(Now if he could just escape the clutches of $cientology. and come out of the closet.)

Angie said...

er, Rob Lowe?

ali said...

Jude Law came to mind, but he isn't quite struggling

TONIc said...

Costner came to mind, but it might be because he was off my radar until recent reports of his new baby.

chopchop said...

I don't think getting butt implants will help John Travolta's figure. He's kinda rotund ... picture Jason Alexander doing a nude scene. *shudder* Plus JT has a lace-front wig rather than hair plugs.

That being said, I got nothin'.

Annie said...

mickey rourke

Daniel Alex said...

Mel Gibson

Ms Cool said...

Brendan Fraser. What is up with that dude? I saw him on Martha Stewart (I know, I know) and he was beyond odd. Really attention-getting annoying.

cricket said...

I was thinking Jude Law because of the thinning hair line but I think I'm jumping on the Mel Gibson wagon now. He used to get paid extra for movies when he showed his butt.

Goodgrief said...

Tom Cruise. I saw a pic of him the other day re-enacting his underwear scene. Maybe Ted Danson

mooshki said...

I just had to re-watch Brendan's spaz clap from the Golden Globes a few times: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZpll4JDPGo&feature=related

Robes76 said...

Costas Mandylor???

Heather said...

The British tabloids ran an article fairly recently (like, the last few months) about Travolta's horrible hair plugs.

Farm Girl Pink... said...

Not Travolta since he is wearing wigs. Not sporting hair plugs.

I also think this is a male actor past 50. And Costner is the best guess for me.

He obviously has had a few plugs done. Which has grown in nicely. And he was a huge heart throb for the better part of the 80's right up to the late 1990's.

And in the last 18 months or so I notice the hair plugs. The dyed hair. The blonde highlights. The tan. The only thing he has not fixed are his jagged teeth.

Plus there was the issue of him sexually harassing that masseuse in Scotland. That was a blind item here.

So to me he would be vain enough to get butt implants. Hoping to get the 20 year olds to shag him again.

Niktini said...

John Travolta

Reese said...

Also like the Christian Slater guess. When was Brendan Fraser ever a heartthrob?

sunnyside1213 said...

I have to go with the Kevin C. guess. Not that he ever did it for me.

Elle said...

I'd let Kevin Costner sexually harass me....

Unknown said...

mel gibson made $300,000,000+ producing that passion of the christ movie.. mel's crazy, not desperate, especially when he can direct/produce insead of just act

nunaurbiz said...

I love Brendan! If you want proof that the guy can really act, rent "The Passion of Darkly Noon." http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114099/

When I saw that, I thought that his acting career was probably a lot like Elvis's. Elvis could really act (see "Love Me Tender") but only his silly movies would sell, so the Colonel only had him do those.

Sinjin said...

For once I was certain of my guess when my mind screamed "MEL GIBSON!, MEL GIBSON!, MEL GIBSON!" LOL

Anotheramy said...

I see where people are going with Travolta, sex symbol ages ago,(Saturday Night Fever) Face off with Cage but, with everything gone on, and going on in his life I just don't see it being him.
Was Bruce Willis ever a sex symbol?

Lissette said...

I actually thought of Matthew McConaghey. He's been naked before and was a heart throb. Definitely losing hair and has always been known for his beautiful face (wasn't he People's most beautiful...?). What's he done lately?

Moonmaid said...

Fraser was a complete heartthrob with George of the Jungle. But...

Michael D ran this blind with a pic of Sylvester Stallone. Fits.

mooshki said...

Ugh, Moonmaid I think I'm going to barf.

shakey said...

I agree with Mooshki, Moonmaid. Holy crap, what a thought! LOL!

I first thought Travolta, but chopchop convinced me otherwise. I'll go with Costner - not because I'm wearing a Field of Dreams tshirt right now, but he did have that bare butt scene in that horrible Robin Hood movie he did. Seemed to be a big deal back then.

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