I guess it is good that Fred Willard still has some sex urges at the age of 78, but maybe he should watch his porn at home from now on. Fred was arrested last night and charged with lewd conduct after police raided an adult movie theatre and found Fred with his pants down and genitals exposed. The theatre was showing a triple feature. Surprisingly, none of the movies were Waiting For Mr. Guffman.
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73 comments:
I've never been to an adult movie theater, but isn't that what people do there?
That's what I never got about PeeWee Herman. It wasn't kiddie porn and it wasn't in a normal theater.
Woah! Saw this on tmz and kind of did not believe it. Keep your peen at home dude! You can get free pron on the internets
Why don't these guys do this at home? It's not like you can't get porn anywhere now.
He's 78. Did he know where he or his pants were?
It's Waiting for Guffman, not Waiting for Mr. Guffman.
A triple feature? Does that mean that the gentlemen can refill their large combo lube bucket at the concessions stand during all three films?
I didn't even know they had those kinds of movie theaters anymore. I figured people just took care of business at home in front of their computer.
I'm tempted to laugh. Oh, Fred.
I don't understand why they raid those places. They know what's going on in there! Lots of penises in lots of hands!
My favorite movie.
I dont' understand why masturbating is such a taboo. Shit, at least it wasn't kiddie porn and from the sounds of it he wasn't harming anyone. I mean I am pretty sure these kind of places expect you to yank it out and tug.
Sorry for the arrest Fred!
I am shocked that he's 78. That makes me feel old.
Poor guy.
@EmEyeKay - I wonder if they just raid those places when they get a tip that someone famous is there...
Wow, he's 78? I didn't realize he was that far up there in age.
This is stupid. Shouldn't the LAPD be putting all thier time & $$$ in investigating CO$.
Fred Willards an old cad anyway, this should just add to his street cred.lol.
Fun with Dick and Jane. NOT!
Jeez! I hope I'm able to yank one out at 78. Way to go Fred!
I agree with Cathy and laughed at 0_0's comments!
He isn't 78, he's 72. It skeeves me out, but, yeah, not sure why they raid these places. What do they expect to see in there/
jesus, leave fred alone. every guy in that theater probably had his dick in his hand. it's not like he was waving it in a kid's face or anything.
Hmmm, maybe they conducted the raid because they'd had lots of complaints about the place. If this was in LA, then I imagine they have a whole Vice division who does this type of thing; also prostitution stings and the like.
Whether you agree or not, public lewdness and prostitution are illegal in most places, and the PD can always score major points with the public by pulling a few high-profile raids. The Moral Majority types love this shit. Typical BS dog and pony show, in my experience.
Oh, and I must add, I adore Fred and Pee Wee Herman, and don't give two shits if they want to wack off to porn. The whole dark, sticky theater thing seems super-gross to me, but I'm not a dude, so what do I know?
@Cathy - I never thought about that! Hmmmm...
I'm with the others, why would you raid a porn theater? Complaints about what? Showing porn movies is legal, and if they are inside, so what complaint would you have? How could you not assume that there would be some self gratification involved.
Poor Fred LOL, buy hey he is 78, I'm guessing he could give a rats ass.
Good for him to be able to still yank his junk at 78! I love it!
And he is in an adult theater, watching porn. He masturbated? What? No way! This is terrible! He should be arrested immedi....oh, wait, no he shouldn’t BECAUSE HE WAS IN AN ADULT MOVIE THEATER WATCHING PORN.
But Lindsay Lohan can hit a baby with her car and still have her license. Excellent!
New band name idea: Fred Willard with His Pants On. (I was just at tmz.)
I love him and he wasn't hurting anyone...Free Fred Willard!!!!!!
@Redheat - I'm guessing complaints about the type of people loitering around this theater. And maybe reports of drugs being sold, etc. You know, the "criminal element" that city councilmen and concerned citizens' groups fret about.
Who knew those places still existed? And agreed, as long as they don't let minors in those theatres, have at it.
And maybe his internet connection went down. Ours went down yesterday and we didn't eat until we got everything running again. I considered going back to work :o Or he's 72 and doesn't know about porn on the internet. I doubt those seniors' courses cover that stuff.
At least with Pee Wee, it made a little bit of sense because he was visiting his parents in Florida & didn't want to get caught in the act by his Mom (although he could have rented a hotel room with PPV - woulda, coulda, shoulda).
I seriously kind of love this, though maybe he should just consider going the route of Jack and hiring a couple live-in rub & tug girls w/benefits.
I'm more surprised there are still adult movie theatres.
But Christopher Guest ensemble movies don't pay the same as playing The Joker in Batman. Jack has serious Hollywood money & can afford full time massage & spank specialists. Willard is probably middle class at best.
Man, talk about "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure!" Or "Free Willy?" "Best In Show?" "The Jerk?" I concur with those who give him credit for being up for this (literally) at 78, albeit flying solo--Hand Solo, if you will.
He's about to start filming a movie called "The Yank".
I'm not joking.
I had no idea he was that old. Loved him in Best in Show.
He's been married to his wife for many years. Wonder what she has to say about this. Quite honestly I thought he was gay.
EmEyeKay: it's true! Now he can claim he was doing research for the part, anyway...
I'm confused...aren't you SUPPOSED to jack off in those theaters? what the hell kind of entrapment shit is this
I guess senior citizens aren't clued into video on demand through their cable providers or the millions of sites with free porn.
Somebody get that man a laptop STAT!
teehee - I see you stomping around barking orders: "Nobody eats, nobody pees, nobody BREATHES until this internet connection is back up and running, you got that?!!"
Probably not what really happened, but don't piss on my funny mind-video with the truth please...
lol @ dime...
Y'know what? Good for him. Glad he's still got the drive. Not hurting anyone and in a place essentially designed for that.
That's what can happen when you take risks though -- you win some; you lose some.
I don't get it. WTF is an adult theatre for? What are they in business for? Seriously, can't the police just raid them every day? This is such a waste of tax payers money. So many more important things to crack down on.
That being said, in this day and age, why are adult theaters even in business? Unless it is to pick up hookers too. Or maybe he goes for the nostalgia factor.
Leave the guys in adult theatres alone for god's sake.
Unless Fred did something to hurt someone else, let him be.
Isn't there enough real crime that hurts someone to go around?
Free Fred! He's 78 for goodness sake -let him have a good time.
Total waste of taxpayer money.
Hubby's response after I read him the headline:
"Well done Fred!"
ewwwwwww. thats it. ewwwwwwwwww.
I think we all know that you wouldn't want to go into an adult theater with a blacklight. I know you can get porn at home, but perhaps some guys don't like to whack off alone?
And Fred Willard is 78? No way!
lol Robert. I see what you did there!
Ridiculous.
Reminds me of the "Weekend Update" commentary that Tina Fey did RE: Pee Wee Herman. To paraphrase: "Okay, so he was caught masturbating in an adult theater. Is that NOT what goes ON in there, after all? And he wasn't hurting anyone...he was MASTURBATING. So, okay, America...where would we be comfortable with Pee Wee masturbating? Should he build, like, an underground bunker? Would that be enough?"
Ah, I got it wrong. Still pretty funny, though...
"Earlier this week, the L.A. Police Department searched the home of Paul Reubens, better known as Pee Wee Herman, and confiscated his collection of vintage erotica, which included paintings and photographs. Let me understand this - now Pee Wee Herman can't even masturbate in his own house? Where would America be comfortable with Pee Wee masturbating? Do you want him to go to a sterile room in a hospital, or like the Space Shuttle? Should he buy a mobile home and bury it under the ground? Just tell us, and we'll pass the information onto him, because, if there's one thing I've learned from working with all of these guys, he's not gonna stop doing it! It's true. Men masturbate all the time! Right, Jimmy? Back to you."
@AKM, thanks!
And @popnursing, I'm not going to lie. My first words to him yesterday morning were, "internet's down." It's such an addiction. How did we live before it?
I think Peewee was caught in the days of dial-up.
Pee Wee's scandal predated the world wide web. It was all videotape in those days.
It's amazing what some celebrities do to stay relevant..... LOL
Ah, because of the Tina Fey reference, I figured it happened in the 2000s.
It would be great if the LAPD devoted as much time nabbing the rapists/pedophiles that we read about every other day in enty's blinds vs people gratifying themselves in an adult theater.
NOOOOO!
"Pee Wee's scandal predated the world wide web. It was all videotape in those days."
The porn theater arrest was in 1991, yes, but the one about which Tina Fey was remarking happened in 2001.
Stupid that the police can raid a business like this.
Sorry, I didn't know there was a follow up scandal in 2001 with Pee Wee.
Im pretty liberal, but jerking off in a movie theatre? Im sorry, thats disgusting- and completely unnecessary- do that at home dude. I feel sorry for the person who cleans the theatre!!!!!
Prob complaints about men hanging around the movie house. Think about it. Why wld u go to a theatre, to jerk off in oublic, when u can do as u please at home? Or in your car? I think the thrill of doing it in public is part of the allure. So anyway these peeps are hanging outside the theatre, and im sure not all of them are the sort u d want to pal around with.
Ummmmm, no, you arent.
@AKM, ah. I never cared for PeeWee Herman so I didn't follow it when it happened. But I liked the Tina Fey part :)
I dont understand why so many people think its cool he was getting off in s movie theatre. I have nothing against maturbating at any age, but not in a public place. I think it shows severe lack if judgement.
Expising yourself, mastubsting in public are against the law. The police dont get to choose which laws they enforce. They enforce all the laws. I dont feel like these people were victomized at all. Its against the law no matter how much fun it is.
I dont understand why so many people think its cool he was getting off in s movie theatre. I have nothing against maturbating at any age, but not in a public place. I think it shows severe lack if judgement.
Expising yourself, mastubsting in public are against the law. The police dont get to choose which laws they enforce. They enforce all the laws. I dont feel like these people were victomized at all. Its against the law no matter how much fun it is.
Sorry about my bad typing, i cant see that well- well you know why, lol
shut the hell up you old bat. if you don't want dudes jerking off in adult movie theaters, don't make adult movie theaters. what he was doing was ten times less obscene than what was going on onscreen.
Hey! I happen to be very fetching young bat!!
Oh. Guess they should just wait until he does it in public...in front of kids. He should be arrested. If someone even goes to one of those movie places something is obviously wrong with them.
Guess all of these people want to wait until he does it in public....duh!
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