Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Lisa Vanderpump's wedding 30 years ago. Did I tell you that Lisa has the softest hands ever. Shook hands with her and thought she was wearing silk gloves.

Hmm, what do these Nicholas Sparks book covers all have in common?
Portia de Rossi in a school girl outfit. I need a minute.
The rest of you can entertain yourselves with these new friends Ellen found.
Rachel Bilson takes her god daughter to Target.
Sandra Bullock managed to wash all the slime off her.
Stella McCartney gets an OBE from the Queen.
Tom Cruise has some magical Xenu formula to make him look younger.
You know you have a huge rock for a ring when it does not fit in your pocket with the rest of your fingers.

45 comments:

rflairfan1 said...

they all say Nicholas Sparks?

greenmountaingal said...

Harper is the cutest.

I think Rachel Bilson is very pretty.

I love Lisa and Ken. How could you not love someone with the fabulous last name, Vanderpump?

RHBH watchers, would anyone care to tell me what happened last night? Pretty please? I live in the dark ages and don't have a DVR.

LottaColada said...

I too have soft hands.

Why is it that Ellen is always surrounded by half naked men?

Agent**It said...

greenmountaingal, go to yesterday's random photos 4. VIP Blondie set it up:)

EmEyeKay said...

Of COURSE Lisa has soft hands! Of course she does! She's a queen!

@greenmountaingal, I just saw it this morning, there isn't much to say. I'm watching part one of the reunion right now on Hulu. For some reason they actually posted last night's episodes today... usually I have to wait a week or so.

Badbarfly said...

Haha, I thought washing all the slime off Sandra was because Jesse moved on to another marriage!

OneGirlRevolution said...

I'm thinking about joining CoS just for the secret youth serum.

mooshki said...

Fucking Tom Cruise can go fuck himself. Fucker.

I sure hope Hart of Dixie gets renewed. No, it's not Emmy material, but it's truly adorable, and it's nice to have a sweet, innocent show to balance all the other crap on tv.

Agent**It said...

Lola, not one wrinkle. Astonishing.
Where's Shelly?

mooshki said...

Lola, the secret ingredient is semen.

Aoife said...

Stella getting that for designing ugly clothes? I've seen some designs of hers that I like but to be honest I know I'll like a Victoria Beckham design sight unseen but Stella's stuff is so meh. JMHO though.

And her tennis kits are horrid.

MontanaMarriott said...

For a second there I thought the Stella McCartney was Wallis Simpson

skimpymist said...

Does Rachel's God daughter have a squirrel tail pony tail?

Sugar said...

Team Vanderpump!

LottaColada said...

@skimpy- LOL I think that hair belongs to the lady behind them.

Gayeld said...

@Mooshki. Shades of Countess Elizabeth Bathory?


Tom, ask Davey-boy to dig up Shelley.

Unknown said...

Ahhhh Harper is so damn cute

VeeBee said...

Omg why can't Ellen be MY girlfriend??? Why? Why? Why? And it's not like I hate on Portia. I love her too. I wish she could be my BFF. Somehow I don't think either one would be interested in that scenario. *sooooo bummed*

discoflux said...

Please, no one ruin the RHOBH reunion or finale for me. I want every ounce of Vanderpump glory in its purest form!

discoflux said...

And I think being in random photos at the same time might be the closest Tom's been to Suri in, how long now?

Izzie said...

@Lotta, me, too - my hands and skin are very soft.

@Mooshki - omg, hahaha!

Once again, the comments beat the pics. You all are awesome.

ecua said...

Lol!

Gayeld said...

@Discoflux. Christmas? I'm not sure. But you'd think while he's suing to prove he didn't abandon his kid, he'd spend some time with his kid.

Audrey said...

Oh, God, Stella is so overrated.

AKM said...

They all became movies? They're all set in the Carolinas? And they all kinda suck?

Also, they've never been in my kitchen.

I only watch RHONJ, and I am READY. Ready? READY? I have been ready since FIRST CALL! I...am ALWAYS ready! ROLL.

califblondy said...

I'll just say both the finale and reunion were really good. I love Ken and Lisa.

urban chaos said...

Lisa and Ken are fabulous!! Seriously! Love them!!

astrogirl said...

I love Stella's vegan line of shoes and bags, that in itself is worthy of an award.

portlandjewel said...

Oh geez, first I come clean to liking the goopster and now Stella McCartney! Love love love her! What a talented family she has! That's just me:)

MrWolf said...

They all feature a man gripping a woman's head like "Kiss me or I'll strangle you"? Well, except for Notebook, where it's Rachel McAdams with the death grip.

ethorne said...

I love Lisa & Ken. Adopt me please!

As far as Nicky Sparks, unless you're pulling my hair, hands off my head for romantical times.

Tommy girl has some pep in his step. Or some peg in his leg?

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Is it just me, or is Lisa Vanderpump wearing one of those Princess Diana knock-off wedding gowns? It definitely has the big sleeves, full skirt, and lace around the neckline...

Also, a salt or sugar scrub is pretty much the best way to be soft and smooth; salt is good for purification, and sugar is a bit better for very dry skin (it feels a bit more "occlusive" to me FWIW). You don't have to go to a spa or spend lots of money OTC, either--just put a couple of cups of either substance in a plastic container and scrub yourself with it all over in the shower (standing in the shower for a while, or soaking in the tub first, help soften up your skin pre-exfoliation). Rinse well, lotion or oil up, and rejoice in having skin as soft and smooth as a baby's butt. ;-)

Patty said...

@Robin, I was also thinking Lisa's dress looked like Diana's.

Spiffypaws said...

I shook hands w/ Hillary Clinton at an event when she was first lady. She had the softest, smoothest hands I've ever felt!

di butler said...

Can I ask what you like about it? I know it's just a silly CW type show, but the horrid grating accents, the ridiculous stereotypes, I think my BP spiked about 3 times trying to get thru a couple of episodes. Cannot picture another Southerner watching that, maybe it appeals to non-Southerners? Always wondered.

di butler said...

Lol. The "secret youth serum" is called "Fraxel Laser Restore," Blethroplasty, vibraderm, microdermabrasion, Restalyn, fat transfers, Botox, etc, etc, etc. IOW, lots and lots of money, and a great surgeon. Thetan Tom is a total whackadoodle, but he was smart in getting the work he did, using someone with a light touch, not trying to completely iron his face, but just ease into it. Maybe he used Nicole as a "What Not To Do," guide. ;) That was mean, wasn't it? Oops. Im pro Nicole, actually.

Mango said...

What do these Nicholas Sparks book covers all have in common?

One of the lovers depicted on the cover is holding/cupping the head of the other.


Do I win a cookie? Or better yet, a BLT?

All about Eve said...

@Mango, Enty would never part with bacon lol

lilo723 said...

All the actors on the cover of the Nicolas Sparks books have either had an affair or dated/slept together.

Gabi said...

@ astrogirl, walmart and target also carry a lot of 'vegan' shoes.....and for 1% of Stella's prices.....

mooshki said...

di butler, obviously it has no resemblance to reality. It's just that everyone on the show is so ding-dang cute! (And/or very, very sexy.)

Nothanksdarlin said...

Ethorne, hahaha "romantical times" is cracking me up. And ditto!

Nothanksdarlin said...

Di butler, I'm checking it out tomorrow to investigate the accent. I will return with a follow up answer as to if a southerner can stomach it.

Bluezz said...

@Agent**it Mr. Tiny Pants sure does have some pep in his step. Maybe he had a sleepover with Tiny McFists. :-) They could wrestle away that tension & afterwords, rub the protein from their vigorous workout on their faces for that youth youthful glow.

Ok...now I need to go bleach my brain. Blech.

OT: Thanks for posting links re Isabella Conner & getting the truth out. I'm tired of trying to make people understand that Nicole did NOT abandon her kids.

Where's Shelly?

AKM said...

@Gabi - And Payless! When I was vegan, I got tons of my shoes there. Still do. Still prefer leather-free, actually.

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