Thursday, April 25, 2013

Michael Lohan Makes His Weekly Money Off Lindsay Lohan

It would not be a good week for Michael Lohan unless he could somehow comment on a Lindsay Lohan story or make a buck off her. Even though he was not there and has no knowledge and didn't talk to Lindsay about it and she wouldn't tell him the truth if he did talk to her, Michael Lohan says that Nik Richie's story about Lindsay using coke in a bathroom with Nik there back in 2009 while Lindsay came on to him and showed her breasts is not true. Michael says the story does not make sense because what would Nik be doing in a women's bathroom. First of all, I think it was a unisex bathroom for people in the VIP area. Second, Lindsay has never worn a bra or underwear in her life so that part should not be shocking and I'm pretty sure Lindsay would come on to anyone if she thought there was something in it for her. I wonder if Michael calls around to tall the tabloids asking who will pay him the most for a story.

Posted by ent lawyer at 10:30 AM

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21 comments:

  1. Unknown10:34 AM

    In other news - water is wet

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  2. All about Eve10:36 AM

    Yawn

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  3. Unknown10:37 AM

    Is it bad that look at Lindsay here and think she looks good? Like, she has Lara Flynn Boyle face now, but Lara is twice her age! The worst of it is, my sister bears a strong resemblance to her (similar bone structure, smile, red hair) and it's like the ghost of Lindsay, if she'd run away from these horrible people who dare call themselves her parents.

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  4. ethorne10:46 AM

    He's gotta make a buck somewhere, fanny packs don't pay for themselves.

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    1. Gayeld10:58 AM

      @ethorne. Couldn't he just get Lindsey to steal them for him?

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    2. ethorne11:02 AM

      Gayeld-Unfortunately for Michael fanny packs aren't standard in gift bags & photo shoots.

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  5. auntliddy10:46 AM

    He's so awful. Stfu.

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  6. Silkprint10:53 AM

    I really hate that dude..ever notice every single pic ever taken of him his big fat mouth is WIDE open

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  7. parissucksliterally10:58 AM

    He never even sees Lindsay, how does he know what is true? Your daughter is a coked out whore - deal with it.

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  8. Sherry11:00 AM

    And mesh shirts Ethorne.

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    1. ethorne11:04 AM

      Sherry-Those are ho-made. Lindsay just puts cig burns in all his shirts.

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  9. DewieTheBear11:01 AM

    That story was so boring, it had to be true.

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  10. Anotheramy11:01 AM

    Michael Lohan truly believes that he is living in some sort of sci fi novel where the whole world pretends to be living their own lives but they're really watching his families every move.
    Actually, when I put it that way it sounds a lot schizophrenia doesn't it?

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  11. Anonymous11:20 AM

    Enty youre right, as usual. She would come on to anyone or anything if she thought there was something in it for her. An absolute cock a roach.

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  12. Anonymous11:21 AM

    and one more thing, Lindsay is Lindsay. Her awful parents are no worse or better than most lame parents, she's been an adult, a drug addict, alcoholic, and prostitute for a long time now, she's her own person. This is neither Dina's nor Michaels fault, she's grown, and has been grown. It's her own fault that she is what she is.

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  13. Unknown11:38 AM

    so weird to think it was not that long ago when she was running around with ronson, where she was in some what of a relationship.

    and now.... :(

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  14. Anonymous11:47 AM

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  15. Silly Girl12:04 PM

    ZZZZZZzzzzzzz......

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  16. warmislandsun5:09 PM

    And don't forget the cellphone holsters, ladies; he also needs to pay for the cellphones holsters that go with his mesh shirts and fanny packs.
    He is the epitome of gross.

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  17. zeldafitzgerald7:28 PM

    Like Michael Lohan's never followed the coke into the chicks loos. pffft

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  18. zeldafitzgerald7:29 PM

    shit. commented on a lindsay lohan article. BUGGER

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