Friday, August 02, 2013

Blind Item #3

This A list celebrity chef/television personality was telling friends yesterday that he dodged a bullet. It turns out he had sex with Simon Cowell's new baby mama too and knows it would have been the end of his career if she had got pregnant with his baby. You know, because the chef is married.

53 comments:

StewMcG said...

Gordon Ramsey

JSierra said...

Jamie Oliver

auntliddy said...

Ooooooooooooo, juicy!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

That poor kid getting poked in the forehead with all these different celebrity salami.

Anonymous said...

And Gordon Ramsey would suck his own if it were bigger than a petite quiche.

moussemaker said...

Gordon Ramsey.

Stacey Charter said...

Bobby Flay

JSierra said...

Oops *Curtis Stone. I get the two confused

Bit dams said...

Why is Simon so sure the baby is his? Sounds like she's as casual about sex and protection as he is. Ever see one of those shows where the mom doesn't know which of 2 men is the father of her child? Then they do a paternity test, and BOTH are ruled out as being the father.

Anonymous said...

Nah, our Curtis is partial to the noodle spagetti, not the clam shells.

Dani said...

I say Flay.

MissMoPR said...

Maybe he didnt dodge the bullet just yet... Maybe SC is getting all the blame bcs hes the only one the guy lnows for sure. The celebrity chef isnt out of the woods just yet, so he shouldt count his chickens just yet!

Now! said...

She sounds like a lovely, lovely lady. So classy!

Anonymous said...

MissMo: I wish all if Simon's lays would judge his performance ala idol.

Anonymous said...

It's like a bukkake party in her noni

Erin B said...

@JSierra - Curtis just got married in June. I really hope he isn't cheating already.

Kelly said...

What is her problem? Damn!

MissMoPR said...

Rach: I think he'd be a really good one! He just has that look of mischief... :-)

Cecilia00 said...

Flay.

Anonymous said...

MissMo: it's like there's a party in my mouth and everybody is throwing up. The man has moobs and wears a girdle! I allow you this one as your guilty dirty secret shame fuck!

DewieTheBear said...

Eric Ripert.

/hopes to be completely wrong

Anonymous said...

This is Gordon...ugh...sounds like Simon needs to go on Maury...

Pip said...

If this is Gordon Ramsey, she must have a thing for egotistical British men. He is fug too.

Unknown said...

How about that guy who is on The Chew? Bald headed guy who won some cooking show a few years ago?
I forget his name.,,,

libby said...

Gordon would fit the Simon 'type'--Colossal asshole. I agree Pip, Ramsey seems most obvious b/c it verifies what she likes.

Unknown said...

Ruby - Michael Symon?

Anonymous said...

Heston blumenthal....... Ian "Hewie" Hewitson?

Unknown said...

@Vera L

Yes!!!! I just couldn't remember his name!
Thanks!

MissMoPR said...

I used to have a bf back in college who looked like him somewhat... That my explain my sweet spot for Simon. Moobs are not that horrible as long as they're not bigger than my own boobs. Lol

di butler said...

Poor Pooh Care Bear and Tootsie Footsie Pop! Their daddy is a total a$$. A friend of a friend had a nasty message JO left on their old answering machine. Total Dickmitten.

caralw said...

I wonder if she had an in vitro paternity test?

TalksTooMuch said...

I can't imagine that an affair would ruin Gordon Ramsay's career, what with his former mistress having a show and all. He is trotting along on the zillionth season of Hell's Kitchen.

Anonymous said...

Di, may I bestow upon you a not oft granted honor. Today you receive the reach around crown of literary savvy by coming up with the term dick mitten. I cannot wait to use this in polite conversation. I love you. A little bit.

Anonymous said...

MissMo: you're talking to a B cup. Lets hear it for the girls who aren't more than a mouthful!

Barton Fink said...

She seems like such a nice young girl, having sex with gross old British men for cash and shit.

Serendippity do dah said...

Damn but this woman is like the village bicycle!

fuzzygalored said...

Simon will keep his mouth shut till that baby is born, then they will start swabbing dna. wouldn't surprise me if she takes down a few more men in this baby trap

fedwaymom said...

Ahh dick mitten !!!

Jessigirl said...

Maury Mary Maury...

beth said...

Obviously meant to be Gordon Ramsey... He has even commented on the situation in the tabloids.

leemonada76 said...

Dude is in the Hamptons ALL THE TIME

Barton Fink said...

Serendippity yes. Or a biopowered Zipcar of sorts.

Count Jerkula said...

Why the hell don't these older bachelor/cheaters get vasectomies? Then they can drop loads everywhere and not worry about anything but the Hi5.

And how much fun would it be to have a golddigger boning the hell out of you 24/7 hoping a meal ticket will be planted in her?

That would be better sex than telling Asslee Simpson she gets a gram for every load you blow for a weekend, and an extra 1/2 if he does it with her butt.

annanaannnaaaa said...

Who is she? @TalksTooMuch

Freya said...

Flash Gordon Ramsey

Unknown said...

And there are rumors that he's a playa. What the attraction would be, is beyond me.

Unknown said...

Whoever the chef is, he shouldn't flatter himself. She was clearly after a guy with major money, and not the hired help. Her hubby already had his own millions.

TalksTooMuch said...

@annannnnana I don't remember her name but she had a show helping other "other women" leave the misters kind of thing. She was his mistress for several years

TalksTooMuch said...

OR she just likes the honest critique. Nice bj, donkey! Now make a face as though you liked it! You'll never make it if you can't fake happy bjs!

TalksTooMuch said...

Sarah Symonds sayeth Google

Tyger Lilly said...

There have been a few things on some other gossip sites (yes, I see other sites - I never said I was monogamous to this one) that this charming woman has a bit of a reputation as a golddigger. Apparently, she was not attracted to her soon-to-be ex-husband for his good looks (ha) or charm.

I would SO laugh my ass off if the baby came out black.

Unknown said...

Just to be different.. What about Bourdain? Though I think his wife would end him first before the network got to him.

mybrothehero said...

i hope the baby turns out to be her husband's.

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