Thursday, October 01, 2015

Mr. X Blind Item

"Stroke my ass. She was dancing like a lump on a log and she was gonna be eliminated anyway. She probably had a reaction to some fillers she was getting for those duck lips of hers... quack quack! And yes honey, her partner was paid to keep his mouth shut. Furthermore, what moron let her bring her cellphone in the hospital to take a damn selfie? Girl, bye!'' - B-list singer/reality star/host on a fellow contestant on that competition show. You think they hate each other?

17 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Tamar

Tricia13 said...

Kim Zolzniack

Tricia13 said...

Being spoken about by Tamar, right?

sandybrook said...

right

Kno Won Uno said...

"Reality" won't die before I do and that makes me sad.

MontanaMarriott said...

Oops I didn't know if we were guessing the shaded or the shadee lol

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

“Stroke my ass."???? I think you mean "Stroke, my ass!"

Never since the publication of the bood "Eats, shoots and leaves" has the importance of the comma been more evident.

Toby said...

HA!! Too funny

AndrewBW said...

Thank you. I was completely confused by that quote.

Me said...

Kim Zolzniack and Tamar. She made a selfie while lying in the hospital for her stroke.

TopperMadison said...

Ah! Now I get it. Thank you.

TopperMadison said...

I just looked up the Dancing with the Stars line-up, and I don't know who half the people are. They really need to change the name of the show to Dancing People.

cc said...

Dancing With Random People.

back again said...

Hahaha- Thanks @JAS, I thought Enty mixed us up with his Tinder Acct.

Dutch said...

Hahaha! I can just see Tamar ordering Enty to stroke her ass in order to get gossip!

Ginger Belvoir said...

That's hilarious! The comma in that sentence means *everything*

DoctorMaybe said...

One million Internets to @JAS for name-checking one of my favorite books. Awesome, dude.

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