Blind Item #11 - Anniversary Month
May 21, 2012
You know, when you are a big tweener star who relies on wholesomeness and want to keep your reputation intact, you really can't go around hitting on every teen that walks by you. So, what do you do if you are an A list tweener and want to find some women who are open to more than just kissing, you let your mom handle it for you. Not a manager or an agent, not even a friend. Nope. Mom handled things for her A list tweener(s). Her only rule is that it has to be someone who is not a fan. She would find escorts who would sign confidentiality agreements in advance and then spend time with the tweener(s) and be gone the next morning. She had no problems with this. She felt it was way better than a scandal. It was way more preferable than waking up to some unexpected teen pregnancy or some crazy fan who sold everything they knew to the nearest tabloid. With a new escort coming every night there was no need to take that chance. Mom even made sure that when the tweener(s) had a girlfriend the escorts kept coming. At least one horrific breakup was the result of a girlfriend discovering that.
14 comments:
biebs
Justin bieber
Or MRs Jonas:) Joe being the one here..
*tweener(s) implies there was more than one AKA/Jonas bros
big break-up with Selena Gomez
no one gave a rats ass about the Jonas brothers in 2012. and the blind is written in potential plural because saying it as just one guy would be TOO OBVIOUS. Duh.
Justin Bieber.
And if does implies two tweeners then I go for Nick and Joe Jonas (break up with Demi Lovato). They were trying to be successful as a solo artist. (Or was that earlier? I think need some caffeine)
I'm legit asking, but did Bieber EVER "rely on wholesomeness" as part of his image?
Probably when he was very young.
yeah, around the time of this blind. He and his mom wrote some Christian book...
@DoctorMaybe- good question. When he first came on scene 2008- 2010. Then he was outed for being a punk not long after. By this time he was already an asshat and not wholesome I think.
Sprouse twins
This is obviously Jonas brothers. Their purity rings and shit. The long list of women that joe has dated....you really think this is bieber? As if his mom has a clue what goes on
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