Friday, December 11, 2015

Blind Item #10

Don't believe the spin. This A+ list athlete recently injured himself when he was roughhousing with his boyfriend. Yeah, our athlete is deep in the closet.

27 comments:

sandybrook said...

This would be JJ Watt and his broken hand

Tricia13 said...

Christiano Rinaldo

Tricia13 said...

Don't know much about the Watt dude-but he does have a broken hand.

sandybrook said...

I thought he broke it trying to get his musclebound arm close enough to his mouth to eat Papa John's pizza.

d.w. said...

Ronaldo scored 4 goals in a match this week. Didn't seem very injured.

TopperMadison said...

Who? I think A+ should be someone everyone knows--even non-sports fans like myself. Like Ali or Beckham or Tiger. But, that's just my interpretation of the rating system, which doesn't mean much here.

sandybrook said...

He's a superstar defensive end for the Houston Texans in the NFL and he does a lot of commercials.

texasrose said...

If Watt then he is deep in the closet because he was recently making a big deal publicly about finding a girlfriend.

Snookiemonster said...

Is tom brady hurt?

TopperMadison said...

You're probably right.

Kno Won Uno said...

Ha! Sadly, Mr Jizz isn't injured.

Kno Won Uno said...

+99 (Watt's number)
It's been whispered before that he's gay.
He had a 'penis injury' mid-November, was on IR due to illness mid-October..he must be with the BF the first two weeks of the month or until he sustains an injury.
If anybody should come out, it's him. He's the king of the don't-fuck-with-me badasses.

Ibebackyo said...

They all learned from Michael Sam stay in the closet keep your job.

beb said...

that last line is the reason he'll never come out

texasrose said...

You mean Tom Shady?

Kno Won Uno said...

and that's really shitty

JSierra said...

Every other commercial here is a JJ commercial and aaallll the ladies lose their shit over him. He looks like a caveman IMHO

Jaz said...

Bullshit. Do better than this, dude.

Unemployable said...

JJ Watt is on injured list with a broken hand and a "groin issue" of some kind. Are we sure he wasn't "roughhousing" himself?

Cmon Man said...

Lol, Sam just wasn't very good that's all

nancer said...

JJ broke his hand in practice wednesday. he's playing with a cast on sunday.

peopleselbow said...

I could be wrong but isn't Enty a Texans fan ?

Huh said...

Ronaldo isn't deep in the closet... he's halfway out the closet door.

Snarknado said...

Players people would know: Johnny Manziel, elbow; Tony Romo, shoulder; Peyton Manning, foot; Kris Humphries, ankle (I know-but he was married for a split-minute to Kim K).
However, its probably that guy in texas that E would consider a super star.

ryan said...

Marshawn Lynch of the Seahawks is also sidelined with a groin injury right now

ryan said...

Correction: hernia

Juan said...

Aaron Rodgers had a shoulder injury a few weeks ago.

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