Saturday, February 27, 2016

Blind Item #4

This former A+ list reality star who everyone hates has been trying to get pregnant for a year. Apparently it is not possible for her to become pregnant because of some issues in her past.

34 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

paris

Tricia13 said...

Paris

Derek Harvey said...

hilton

Tricia13 said...

Paris Hilton

sandybrook said...

she'd probably kill the kid anyway.

Junes Better Looking Younger Sister said...

Caitlin Jenner?

Chelzee Post said...

Uh, how many abortions has she had? Since she allegedly has ______, she would have to have a C-section. Doctors don't want to have a normal delivery if the patient (mother) has ______. So, when you read that so-and-so had a C-section, you can be pretty sure this is the reason why. Unless she has plans for the week after and has it done to speed things up so she'll be able to spanx herself to death to look great on the Red Carpet. It's been done tons of times.

Malibuborebee said...

Paris has herpes. Everyone knows, there isn't any need to blank it out.

AlmondJoy said...

That made me laugh....I know I am going to burn in Hell for doing so....but damn that was funny.

Aeol said...

This is seriously what you think when you hear a woman has had a c-section? You are insane.

Eire said...

I think she was talking about celebrities. My brother is a gynecologist and has told me this a thousand times. He told me years ago he was stunned and disillusioned at how many young women coming to him for prenatal treatment have herpes. He dreads the deliveries. So she isn't that far off the mark.

Unemployable said...

@Malibu and Chelzee: There have been documented cases of Japanese soldiers who were found living in the jungles of Borneo for the last 70 years with no idea that WWII had ended. They were shocked to hear the war was long since over. When they were told that Paris has herpes, however, they simply shrugged and replied, "Oh yeah, we knew that."

Studio54 said...

She has at LEAST one major STD, has slept around with everyone for 20 years, is 35, no wonder she can't get pregnant.

Unemployable said...

She might as well change her name to Paris Herpes, or Herpes Hilton, or Herpes H. Herpes. (Actually, I think Derek Jeter might have already taken that last one.)

Cinabun said...

ROFL

Meg said...

Her not being able to carry a fetus is nature's way of protecting the rest of us. Paris procreating is a terrifying thought. Fingers crossed no agency will adopt to her.

Ruthie said...

Un -- you just get funnier and funnier! In reel and real life you're Larry David, right?

Ruthie said...

I posted this comment on another show biz site when the pic came out last week and it was quickly erased! That said, I will post it again. Am I the ONLY person who saw Saint West's adorable photo and wondered aloud why it was 'posed' the way it was. Baby asleep with both hands WAY UP. It just screams, Hands Up, Don't Shoot! Only Kanye could have gotten away with this. Anyone agree with me?

ET said...

Kim's vag can't even stretch as far as you just did

Aeol said...

No. When my daughter was a baby she slept with jazz hands so often it became a thing. They're supposed to be on their backs anyway, and their arms and hands just kinda do that.

Gookie said...

Where can I send the Thank you card?

Not true said...

I have herpes and delivered both babies vaginally. Fun story. I was faithfully married to someone for a few years and then, surprise (!!!), I had herpes. I'm lucky I didn't walk away with something worse from the jackhole I was married to . I found out after the fact that he had slept with multiple people while we were married. Anywho, later when I had my babies, I just had to start Valtrex or whatever 8 weeks prior to my due date and delivered vaginally with no complications.

Not true said...

My god, that's funny!

back again said...

jeebus,that sucks that he did that to you. : (
buut,thanks for clearing that up b/c i KNEW i had a client who had vaginal deliveries too & she had herpes(same sitch as you as a matter of fact)...i was just thinking to myself,damn was her gyno NOT supposed to have done that.. i'm glad you spoke up but certainly not glad that you had to go thru that.

Unemployable said...

I may not be Larry David but after your very gracious compliment, "I'm feeling pretty good. Pretty pretty pretty pretty good."

Unemployable said...

"Uh, how many abortions has she had?"
-She's had so many abortions the dry cleaners calls her when they run out of hangars.
-She's had so many abortions her lounge chair has stirrups.
-She's had so many abortions the Beverly Hills Planned Parenthood has a Hilton Suite.
Thanks folks, you've been great. Remember there is a two drink minimum and please tip the barstaff generously.

Sylvie said...

The reason women with STDs are not supposed to have vag deliveries: Blindness with Herpes. More or less blindness with most STDs. And mental retardation if you have syphilis the entire pregnancy. Not always the case, but it does happen. Woman I knew in San Francisco had The Syphs and did not know it. Her twin boys were born with numerous birth defects. They ended up having to live in a group home in their teens and could only do very menial jobs. Happy ending. They were both wonderful, happy young men. One worked at Starbucks and he worked the hardest of anyone there. Always smiling and happy.

Ruthie said...

There you go again! More!

Stacey said...

Who's the want to be father?

June Gordon said...

9 abortions and the 10th is free! Again.

Brook said...

Paris was probably not ready to have a child earlier in life. She made the responsible choice not to do so. Now, according to the blind, she feels ready. And we're making fun of her for this? Maybe not having kids earlier was the one responsible thing she did. So maybe it's the one thing we shouldn't mock her for. I hope she's able to conceive using her own eggs and even carry the baby herself (assuming the blind is correct).

Haywood Jablomee said...

Kudos to you, Unemployable.

Shalene said...

:( ???? Sad. I hate to point fingers because I don't know their circumstances but you'd think parents would keep the kids instead of homes. Selfish maybe? I do know special needs kids do better in homes. Most actors have herps. 80's bands have several std hep c is really popular for 80's musicians

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