Friday, February 19, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #3

December 15, 2015

You know, at some point the demands just are too extreme. This Academy Award winning actor who is getting up there in age but is still hitting on everything he can had a foreign talk show provide him with a makeup person who would also service him. Yep. It was the only way he would agree to do the show. They provided the person.

Al Pacino

18 comments:

Ms. Anne Thrope said...

Gross.

AyyyPapi said...

Isn't it a bit difficult to sit there and have makeup applied while being jerked off?

hothotheat said...

What talk show?

ettacettera said...

People in Hollywood have to stop feigning concern for women if they are actually limping employees. The name of the exec who supposedly arranged this would be far more interesting

back again said...

Not if she's using L'Oreal's Infallible Pro Line

back again said...

He was on Graham Norton Show a little while back I think...so mb that one.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

How do you screen for that job? Do you go to your make-up staff, see who's relatively attractive and ask them if any are willing to f*ck an aging Oscar-winner? Do you look for attractive hookers with make-up skills? Do you go for attractive hookers with a certain amount of intelligence, and have your make-up people train the "winner?"

Cinabun said...

Treating human beings as disposable is reprehensible. If true Pacino is an old john, people fulfilling request are pimps, & she's a prostitute.

Malibuborebee said...

The booker or one of the producers probably knows a former-wannabe-actress who's currently a hooker and can do a little makeup.

Any actor can do his own makeup, Pacino certainly can, especially if it's just for a tv show appearance. Nothing tricky about that.

Kibble said...

Huh. This was previously revealed as De Niro.

Props Enty, just keep recycling those blinds ...

Slang King said...

I guess applying lip gloss to an actor's bell-end qualifies her as a makeup artist. (Or HIM. Reveal isn't gender specific. Al's getting down with the boys now? "makeup person",, "hitting on everything"). Interesting.

Unemployable said...

@Malibuborebee:
"a former-wannabe-actress who’s currently a hooker and can do a little makeup."
Now that's a triple-threat!

anna from savannah said...

Jeremy Renner is a certified make-up artist. Was it him?

Unemployable said...

Is your caseworker on vacation or something?

back again said...

is that true?

SComey said...

Now this is just downright hilarious and completely untrue.

SComey said...

How about doing that if you're almost 80?

Unknown said...

There's no mention of it being a "she." It just says "person."

Advertisements

Popular Posts from the last 30 days