Friday, February 19, 2016

Four For Friday - Abandoned The Kid For Sex

Whenever I think about giving this former A list mostly television actor from a hit network show turned B+ list mostly movie actor a second chance, I remind myself of this story. This happened awhile ago, but he has never changed. He has always put sex before anything else. I remember in his first marriage his wife would literally lock the bedroom door and put the key under her pillow or he would sneak out and go have sex with someone. Anyway, fast forward out of that marriage and into another. Kids this time. Shortly after he had his first kid, our actor was doing some kind of made for tv movie. This was when it was doubtful whether he could resurrect his career. On the way to the set where they were filming, our actor had to drive past a community college. Driving past one morning he sees this student and slows down in his very expensive car and says hi. When she says hi in return he stops the car and starts chatting to her through the window.

Apparently he told her he was filming a movie and asked if she would like to come see it. Now, remember his infant is in the back seat. The student gets in the car and the flirting gets more intense. It gets so intense that as soon as the car is parked at the set, the actor and this student head to his trailer and they have sex. About 15-20 minutes go by and someone hears his baby screaming in the car. The car is locked. So, they go to the actor's trailer and tell him what is going on. Our actor has not opened the door. He tells them to let the baby cry it out. When they refuse, our actor starts screaming at them through the door before finally opening the door and throwing the keys at them. He then tells them to leave him alone for the next hour. About two hours later he emerges from the trailer with the student and tells someone to give her a ride back to her school. He then goes to the craft service table and next to the table is his kid being rocked by some production assistant. The actor looks at the assistant and tells her to keep watching the kid for a couple of hours because he needs a nap. He then takes an apple and goes back to his trailer. About 45 minutes after he goes to his trailer, he comes flying out of it at full speed and rushes over to his kid and grabs the kid and runs back to the trailer.

About five minutes after that, our actor's wife comes and our actor makes a big deal of how he has been trying to shoot scenes but can't get anything done because of the baby and he passes the baby back to his wife who drives away with the baby. At that point our actor looks around until he finds the person who drove the student back to school. Our actor asks if by any chance the driver got the phone number of the student. The driver didn't get it, but the actor said not to worry about it and there were plenty more. He then went and got hair and makeup and went to work.

43 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

ashton kutcher?

Derek Harvey said...

nvmnd timing does not work

MontanaMarriott said...

Woody Harrelson?

Derek Harvey said...

woody harrelson?

Derek Harvey said...

my guess as well--jinx

sandybrook said...

Not Woody he has kids with first wife

Kno Won Uno said...

I thought Ryan Reynolds when I read this, but that's not right.

sandybrook said...

Actually he has kids with somebody he wasn't married to yet

MontanaMarriott said...

According to IMDB his first wife was Neil Simon's daughter and they had no children. He had kids with his second wife but seeing that his first child was born in 94 and he was at his height not sure this is him. Still looking though

Kno Won Uno said...

Duchovny

Tricia13 said...

David Caruso. Doesn't say actor is currently B+ film actor/ but he was for a while

Tricia13 said...

Also-He's a raging doucher. Harrelson isa sweetheart, can't see the behavior there

lina said...

david duchovny

Sugar Ledoux said...

Kelsey Grammer

Courtney said...

Rob Lowe have kids? Play Drew Peterson on Lifetime

Juliegianni said...

Rob Lowe

sweetP said...

Will Arnett

Dena said...

It doesn't say foreign-born, but maybe Pierce Brosnan? He did some tv movies after Remington Steele and before his movie career took off. No kids with first wife, 5 with the second.

Dena said...

Totally wrong - he had 3 kids with first wife. Duh.

Cindy Who? said...

Enty, please reveal this, so I can repudiate this guy's films.

back again said...

Ian Ziering
Beverly Hills 90210
Sharknado
Nikki Ziering(1st wife)
Erin(2nd wife) ---2 kids
----just a thought-----
He is an idiot.

back again said...

I realize he's not B+ mostly movies(only Sharknado movies) but he's still an idiot.

LIE LIE said...

Nope. Vince Vaughn. And he's still up to it. Used to love to troll Wesleyan University in MA. He was a regular. Girls lined up for their chance. He's nasty!

Snarknado said...

Hahahahaha--I thought, Why is my name in there?! Not that I have an ego or anything.

HH314 said...

McDreamy

chickenhead said...

I would have just busted the window and got the baby out. Then call the wife. I'd be out of work but oh well.

Unemployable said...

Acts, cheats and neglects his kid... He's a triple threat!

Cherry said...

Derek, is it more important to you to always be first instead of right?

SweetP said...

Vince Vaughn has only been married once...

SweetP said...

This could work actually if it happened around 2002. That is when his first kid was born.

back again said...

Ummmm, Wesleyan is in Connecticut.

back again said...

Thought of McSkeevy but he started in movies & then did TV.

back again said...

Lol!-the ironic thing is that I had to correct my spelling TWICE cuz I automatically wrote sNarknado!
You probably didn't know that you left such a lasting impression,did ya?!?
; )

shiba said...

2 TV movies in 2003, when first kid would have been around one. And he had been in "Sweet Home Alabama" the year before - career definitely on the rise again.

Unemployable said...

Vulgar, intellectually stunted, and emotionally regressed... You're a triple threat, too!

Lavert said...

Lol. But seriously, wtf.
People troll Derek because being correct is so important to him; but at least he is sticking to the job of solving blinds.
Why would someone need to visit a gossip website to spew vomit?

Gadzooks said...

I'm surprised people haven't figured out Rick is a hired gun sent here to intimidate and shut down the posters. His goal is to create such a negative environment people will stop posting and reading.
If you simply ignore him, his employers will see he is not effective and stop paying him. Simple.

Antpad said...

Triple threat! That is hilarious.

Lavert said...

Duly noted.

Former Poster said...

With Derek, I think it's more like he has to be first at all costs, correct and when not is downright obnoxious , hypocritical,and disrespectful to other posters. People just decided to call him out for it. He keeps trying to attack certain posters for no reason other than pettiness and and that makes for a hostile and unpleasant place as well, in my opinion. I stopped posting because of it. This other person seems to just genuinely hate this site.

Snarknado said...

Lol! Back at ya, and your lasting impression is all good!

I've noticed the uber-troll has everyone circling the wagons. Nice, and I hope it lasts.

Snarknado said...

Antpzo?

CindyC said...

Rob Lowe would work, his son was born in 1993 and The Stand tv movie was 1994

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