Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Blind Item #7

This married a list movie director/B list actor is hooking up with a woman on the set of the latest movie he is directing. Apparently he doesn't want his wife to smell sex or the other woman so he makes her always perform just oral on him.

31 comments:

OB said...

Eli Roth?

Kno Won Uno said...

They must be hooking up in a car or something - most 1st world hotel rooms & residences have shower facilities.

Kno Won Uno said...

Oliver Stone

Kno Won Uno said...

The only A list directors who are also B list actors and married (that I know of) are Oliver Stone & Woody Allen.
I'm probably missing something.

Kno Won Uno said...

David Lynch?
If Redford's a B list actor, I need to get off this planet.

Elle B said...

Jon Favreau maybe

Zilla1 said...

Kenneth Branagh?

Zilla1 said...

Warren Beatty?

Zilla1 said...

Rob Reiner is in post production on LBJ.

rerun said...

I'll go with Jon Favreau.

Meg said...

What about Ben Affleck? Not yet divorced, & still living in the same house as Garner.

Cinabun said...

+ infinity, he must be permanent A+.

jack said...

Everyone knows that a change of hygiene behavior usually indicates cheating. Like coming home freshly showered

Cinabun said...

It'd be great for Jen, she could call more paps + more boring interviews, etc. She may not look like a thot, but that girl is worse than Amber & Chyna combined.
Blech.

Cary said...

Ben's ratings are the other way around.

Cinabun said...

There are a myriad of ways around that, though. Planning, it's all planning. If he's too lazy to do that, which he obv is (blowjobs are zero effort for recipients) then he's not that into the giver.
Next....

Cinabun said...

And if the spouse is really paying attention, 19,000 showers/not smelling someone else would not matter - she'd know.

namelyme said...

@cinabun

so true. He'd find a way around it if he wanted it.

Sounds like he just wants to get blown.

namelyme said...

you cant homewreck a happy home

TopperMadison said...

Yeah. And maybe it was in her contract. He's just following through with his part of her obligations.

Tricia13 said...

Ben Stiller , maybe.....

Sam said...

I'm gonna throw Justin Theroux in the mix. Yeah A list director might be stretching it, but...

Clarisse said...

Ron Howard? Seems like a long shot, but I'd consider him an A list director, B list actor. He's been married for decades.

Aeol said...

Jon Favreau

texasrose said...

I like how he rolls....

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Debbie Do (@debbiedonothing) said...

You can smell when someone's freshly showered. It's almost as much of a giveaway as smelling like sex.

Kno Won Uno said...

There are some products for delicate skin that don't smell at all.....I, uh.....read about it somewhere....or something. Yeah. That's how I know.

Bambibuubzitch said...

That's what he gets for marrying a blood hound.

Bleu said...

But men are busted all the time for lipstick on their dicks. Might as well shower.

Bleu said...

Sure you can. Even the intrusion can be a major relationship issue.

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