Tuesday, March 01, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #1

January 7, 2016

This permanent A list mostly movie actor who is really not that great of an actor but has been box office success for 40 years is the latest to turn to tan and tug. He spends $1000 a pop twice a week and thinks no one knows.

Sylvester Stallone

14 comments:

Cinabun said...

Great. Just had breakfast now I have to stop the mental image before I throw up. Euw.

Bambibuubzitch said...

One big, giant ICK.

Kno Won Uno said...

It's possible he doesn't give a rat's ass whether anyone knows or not. It's a perk of aging.
Enty, see if you can find out if he covers his scary face.

Kno Won Uno said...

Hey - does the tugging occur concurrently with the tanning? If so, that's pretty efficient time usage. The provider should be easy to identify via the super-tanned forearms & hands.

sandybrook said...

well no wonder he's so tan. He must go everyday.

sandybrook said...

I'm not believing its twice a week. btw did he ever hear of the Korean Massage Parlors--the same thing much cheaper.

david said...

Does he go to the same massage parlor that Ashton Kutcher goes to?
(Okay, that was mean! My apologies.)

June Gordon said...

Them gals earn every won.

Zilla1 said...

Eh, Asston deserves it.

Surly said...

No wonder Donald spray tans much, and is so orange!

sandybrook said...

bwahaha

Dutch said...

Does his wife tug him? Why does he have to pay to get fondled?

Gookie said...

He probably also thinks that people don't know about that thing on his head either.

OKay said...

That's what I was thinking! Why can't he just stay home and have Jennifer give him a pull? He could pay her after, if he likes that sort of thing...

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