Thursday, October 06, 2016

Blind Item #1

This standup comic turned tv host says she hit the casting couch hard and was promised a very high profile network gig for its next installment but he is backing out and she plans to take very loud revenge.

21 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Chelsea Handler and Um, Simon cowell? Huh, maybe? I can't even with that visual

Sage said...

>Female
>Comedian
Pick one.

Kno Won Uno said...

Both of them have a history of screwing anything with a heartbeat, so it's feasible.
I wonder why Handler's "best friend", Jen Anniston, hasn't thrown her some work.

Kno Won Uno said...

>person named after an aromatic plant
>rational thought
Pick one.

anon said...

could also be Kathy Griffin

Tricia13 said...

Maybe she wonders like the rest of us- what can she do besides insult people ? It be hard to get her work I'd think, now. At one point maybe....imagine if she did a reoccurring role on The Leftovers, hubby's show? Kinda describes her after all her casting couch sessions lol.

Guesser said...

Kathy hitting the casting couch? For Chelsea, it's second nature, her big mouth and drug problem keep her from getting the types of jobs she thinks she deserves.

Nuzzy said...

Ok, I'll bite and pick just a few:

Lucille Ball
Phyllis Diller
Gilda Radner
Joan Rivers
Carol Burnett
Tina Fey
Amy Poehler
Roseann Barr
Jessica Williams
Betty White
Ellen Degeneres
Whoopi Goldberg
Rita Rudner
Kristin Wiig
Sarah Silverman
Wanda Sykes
Margaret Cho
Paula Poundstone
Janeane Garofalo
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Mya Rudolph
Melissa McCarthy
Sarah Palin
Gracie Allen
Rebel Wilson
Mae West
Lisa Kudrow
Jennifer Saunders
Elayne Boosler
Jane Curtin
Hope Hicks
Katrina Pierson
Kayleigh McEnany
Leslie Jones
Marla Maples
Lily Tomlin
Kate I-just-peed-myself-laughing McKinnon

Give me a break said...

Didn't you learn your lesson? Insult anyone you want, but NOT other posters.

Sage said...

Thanks for proving my point.

longtimereader said...

Cowell is still gay and closeted...

Nuzzy said...

Your initial point, while concise, was unoriginal, incorrect and pointlessly misogynistic. Your counter argument was just lazy.

monkee said...

Chelsea Handler is so repulsive. I wonder how many of the "career opportunities" she has had were married?

Sage said...

If it was in any way incorrect you never would have replied in such a way. Again, thank you for proving my point.

8====D KermitGosnellKnobjob said...

handler or kathy griffin hitting the casting couch? The producers must be hornier than sean penn/josh brolin's girlfriends, or cher/madonna's boyfriends, or bill clinton, or be into bestiality like my previous examples.

makero said...

chelsea handler is terrifying unattractive

Kno Won Uno said...

Nope.
I stopped taking lessons decades ago, but I appreciate your interest. <3

Dre said...

Iliza Schlesinger.

back again said...

Marla Maples? lol

Nuzzy said...

Releasing that tax return was some prime comedy!

Tap said...

Ellen Degeneres.






I just peed myself.

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