Ashlee Simpson Is A Role Model For All Canadian Youth
What? You disagree with the headline? You don't think the 23 year old who had to have a shotgun wedding because her ambiguous boyfriend knocked her up is what every 7-14 year old Canadian youth should hope to become?
Well you are wrong, or at least Zellers thinks you are wrong. They have sunk almost $234 into a new back to school advertising campaign targeted at 7-14 year olds. For those of you not in Canada, Zellers is kind of like a low rent version of Target. Yeah, so like Wal-Mart. No offense of course to the fine people in Wal-Mart's legal office who read the blog everyday. But hey, be honest, when you get off work, you don't go to Wal-Mart either.
Although she did film commercials for the store, it also appears it is for the clothing line Request which, although not designed by Ashlee, was inspired by Ashlee. So, I'm guessing that means it is all knock offs and fakes and doesn't actually sing. Well, clothes don't sing, but you get the idea where I was going with that right? I know it's early, but work with me people.
Well you are wrong, or at least Zellers thinks you are wrong. They have sunk almost $234 into a new back to school advertising campaign targeted at 7-14 year olds. For those of you not in Canada, Zellers is kind of like a low rent version of Target. Yeah, so like Wal-Mart. No offense of course to the fine people in Wal-Mart's legal office who read the blog everyday. But hey, be honest, when you get off work, you don't go to Wal-Mart either.
Although she did film commercials for the store, it also appears it is for the clothing line Request which, although not designed by Ashlee, was inspired by Ashlee. So, I'm guessing that means it is all knock offs and fakes and doesn't actually sing. Well, clothes don't sing, but you get the idea where I was going with that right? I know it's early, but work with me people.
