A Fragrance For The Ages
I can imagine the conversation now.
"My, what's that smell you are wearing?"
"Like it? It's blood and semen. Hot isn't it?
I can't imagine that smell turning anyone on except a necrophiliac, but that is exactly what Lady GaGa has instructed she wants her new line of fragrances to smell like. Who knew that combination would be such a turn on? Isn't the object of a perfume or cologne to attract someone? At least it if someone were wearing it then it would have the possibility of making those eHarmony or match.com commercials more exciting.
"I knew that as soon as I smelled that familiar copper scent and just a hint of dried semen that I had found my perfect match."
24 comments:
Is she hoping to attract horny sharks?
One word - Revolting!
LOL! Oh Gaga.
I prefer to smell clean, not like a used up prostitute. But that's just me.
@Terri.. exactly!
I just gagged.
Someone needs to tell her that pheromones are what you need and they don't smell like that!!!!
Yep - what @Terri said.
Eau de Prison Sex.
So when do we draw the line between entertainment and circus freak? I've only heard her once and I thought she had a great voice. Now I have no desire to see or hear her because she's trying too hard and is no longer appealing to me. This news just nailed the coffin shut. She's just bizarre in my book.
How unexpected - NOT.
Why do you take her seriously? She just want to shock, in a very unsofisticated way.
I think that if she want to act like a joke, she should be treated like a joke.
I forgot to say. Metallica´s Load cover is supposed to be a mixture of semen and blood. Poor Lady Gaga. She thinks she is so edgy but she is just recycling.
Are her 15 minutes up yet?
I can't believe any company would be a party to this. How would you market it? Hey, want to smell like a whore on the rag?
Gross! It'll smell like rust and Clorox. And WTF? It's like she picked up her dirty underwear off the floor after she stained it with her period and the remnanst of her last sex with a man.
Lady Gaga said something that was meant to shock and revolt? Shocking. She knows that her freakishly devoted fan base will run out and buy it regardless, and now a certain percentage of people will buy a bottle just to say they have or to give as a gag (pardon the pun) gift for someone. Just look at all the free press she has generated for the perfume.
I thought the photo was of Meg Ryan at first...
I think the scent will go nicely with the meat dress.
Oh come on, I can't believe people actually believe this will be made. I don't think so.
Ahh but when it is paired with Ke$ha's new scent that smells like urine and sweat it will bring to mind long commutes on public transit. I can't see there being a big market. All I can say is ewwww and I am not going to be test smelling it any time soon.
Surely, she is joking.
Exactly, Mimi! I find her "shock" tactics to be highly unsophisticated, unsubtle. Some of her songs I've heard are super fun, catchy, so that's good. Kind of bland in that way. Doesn't speak to me anyway...Where's the cleverness? What's the insight?
"60% of the time, it works e'ery time..."
"God, no, it smells like-- like a used diaper filled with Indian food. Oh!"
"What is that? It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair."
"It smells like Bigfoot's dick!"
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