Monday, June 27, 2011

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This celebrity couple have been trying to make it work for several years now but can no longer keep it together. He likes her only for her exhaustive sex drive but cares very little for any of her hobbies, other talents or opinions. Since she’s started to be more inclined towards philanthropist pursuits, he’s been really turned off by her. He wants drugs and partying and she wants to change her life. The two will be in splitsville soon, and we’re sure his selfish ways will be revealed. As will the numerous tapes of the two having sex that he’s secretly recorded.

24 comments:

SkittleKitty said...

OT:
Anyone else seeing a banner ad for WWII Commando that looks like the 'soldiers' are pleasuring themselves?

Terri said...

I do Skittles.

And I vote Demi/Ashton

Stallis Garden Gal said...

Josh and Fergie?

MommaSaid said...

Demi and Ashton ftw.

Rita said...

Demi and Ashton, could also be
Bennifer 2.0 (Garner Affleck)

MISCH said...

Wow...so many to choose from.

Cecilia00 said...

If he taped her having sex without her knowledge, he should be charged with a crime.

bluebonnetmom said...

Demi and Ashton all the way. She was photographed doing some Angelinaesque just last week. Just knew he was a asshole.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Yeah, this is @AplusK and @MrsKutcher or whatever they're calling themselves these days.

BigMama said...

tom and katie? naw, just kidding.

it sounds like they aren't married but I can't think of anyone who would fit this that is a couple but not married.

Seachica said...

This combined with Enty's blind from today.....totally Demi/Ashton

ms snarky said...

probably Demi and Jackass, but if so, I feel badly for her.

Saritex said...

Scott Disick and whichever Kardashian sister he dates.

Megsablue said...
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Megsablue said...

Just to be different I'll say Brangelina - Brad seems to be going off the deep end lately anyways.

But yeah, it's most likely Ashton/Demi.

Mango said...

Have Cameron and Arod been involved for years?

Wow, I cannot picture Demi being "inclined towards philanthropist pursuits". She, with a house full of just her doll collection while there are homeless people. *insert major eye roll here*

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Katy and Russell. She just gave a new interview to Roling Stone where she says she's becoming more involved in world issues.

RocketQueen said...

Jason - I actually considered Katy/Russell...but not sure they fit with "several years" - also, Russell is famously sober, for a long time now.

PotPourri said...

Asston again?

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

I think this one is Joel Madden and Nicole Richie.

Jeri said...

I wondered how Demi & Ashton could make it when he goes to work and they aren't in the same room tweeting anymore.

I'm sure there will be sexy women on that set and when has Demi let him be with sexy women, especially sexy young women.

weezy said...

Another site likes Fergie and Josh Duhamel for this one. He seems to be enough of a rat to qualify, but I don't recall reading about her doing anything philanthropic. Any takers?

cowbulls said...

What about Arquette and Cox? Maybe the sexual part of the female makes me hope it is Courteney.

snowmoon.sue said...

David Ducoveney and his wife --they're off and on again.

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