Tuesday, May 08, 2012

Jenelle Evans Sells Photos Of Her Breasts


Well, if you have to come up with the money to pay for breast surgery and you have found someone willing to pay for it, I guess you might as well take them up on your offer. Jenelle Evans sold before and after photos of her breasts to Radar which probably covered the $5K it cost for the breasts. According to Radar, Jenelle was gobbling up Hydrocodone like they were Skittles. I could see that. I could see her loving that and the morphine they gave her so much that she gets addicted to those too. It is not exactly what a drug addict should be taking. She should have tried to not take any meds. Then you might say that the surgery is incredibly painful and I would tell you I agree with you and that is why she should not have had the surgery. Fake boobs or your sobriety? To see the NSFW photo of Jenelle's breasts before plastic surgery click here.To see the censored, but still probably NSFW photos of Jenelle's breasts after surgery click here.

33 comments:

Frufra said...

So, I don't know anything about these Teen Moms or boob jobs, but will those implants get to looking better after time passes? Like maybe there's swelling involved? Because that doesn't look natural at all. Or maybe that's the look she's going for? I can't imagine she requested a tasteful look.

Evil Kumquat said...

Wow. So lame.

They were just fine before.

Jennifer H. said...

Who is this person and should most people recognize her and/or know her name? Is she just some regular person who posted her boobs on the internet or some minor celebrity? I've learned that here on CDAN, if I don't know someone, they're not even worth a Google. If I have to investigate it's nearly always some lame reality show doofus; a "Real Tattoo Jersey Pregnant Teen Chef."

Jennifer H. said...

Ah, a Teen Mom! See, knew it; a capital Nobody.

Anonymous said...

I don't know anything about this chick, but I do know I love her hair and highlights. That's exactly what I'm going for this spring !

Tempestuous Grape said...

They looked fine before, I don't get it.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

When I had my gall bladder taken out a few weeks ago, aside from what they gave me AT the hospital I didn't take any narcotic pain killers. They had to go into twice also, so needless to say I wasn't too comfortable. Getting back in to an old bad habit would of been even more painful though.

This girl seems like an idiot.

SaintsFan said...

I will admit to being a Teen Mom junkie and watched all the episodes. Jenelle's mom has a cult following because she is as out of her mind as Jenelle. These were 2 very entertaining people for me to watch but sadly they are real and not fictional characters. Caught in the middle of this madness is Jenelle's little boy, Jace.

Frufra said...

Deb - I agree, her hair looks good here - quite natural (as opposed to the new boobs!) - I, too, will be going for this look this summer. But I'll just have my old-fashioned boobies, thank you very much!

Not A Ninny said...

I'm feeling a little dyspeptic this morning, facing a long drive today, but I still have to say...somewhere on earth this morning Marcia Gay Harden got up for an early call for a film that is worthwhile and that I will see eventually, or to read scripts for quality projects or just to rescue kittens from gutters, which is what she does when she's not working. And somewhere else on earth this worthless POS, mother or no, is going to be negotiating to sell more pics of her hacked-up boobs.

And I know which one I feel like feeding face-first into a wood chipper.

hunter said...

I thought they were fine before too!

SueRH said...

Sad, sad girl.

Erin B said...

Was there a need to take the photo bottomless too? I mean, if you're doing a boob comparison, can't you wear underwear?

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Leaving aside all issues of "is this person deserving of attention" (I say no), I don't understand why she got the damn boob job. She had perfectly lovely breasts before--yes, they were a bit small, but they were well-shaped, fit her body, and probably would have gotten a bit bigger w/age--but now they just look like every other pair of bolt-on boobs out there, which is not an improvement.

If she really wanted to fix something that would make a big difference in how she looks, going to a good eyebrow guru would have been a better ideal--honestly, I'd rather see brows that have been completely untouched than brows that have been tweezed into a ridiculous state, and hers aren't the worst by a long shot. *sigh*

Not A Ninny said...

You don't actually think that men look far enough north to notice eyebrows, right? Straight guys, that is.

Barton Fink said...

@SaintsFan, I admire someone who is so brazen about their reality addiction. I have a buncha shows that I can't stop watching, and I have to be careful who I reveal that to. Some people don't understand! -- For instance, I went to bed sad last night because Tami went after Keisha on Basketball Wives last night.

Tempestuous Grape said...

@Dixie Good on you! Smart :) I had me' old gallbladder taken out about 6 years ago. It was necrotic and had to be taken out emergency style after 48 hours of the most pain I have ever felt in my life. They overdosed me on some heavy duty stuff and it scared me straight.

car54 said...

Boobs only cost $5,000? That seems cheap to me.
I haven't been watching the most recent season of the moms but Jenelle is just a sad mess.

Sherry said...

Oh Robin, we are on the same track..Those eyebrows..I just can't.

selenakyle said...

The real plastic surgery she needs is for those eyebrows. Yeesh.

selenakyle said...

Oh--ha haaa! I see y'all agree...

Sherry said...

Ugh! Did they put the implants in upside down? Wow, that is one crappy job! Now we know what you get for $5K

toldyaso85 said...

I am with everyone else-that is one botched boob job. As someone who wouldn't mind some enhancement in that area as well, her boobs looked 100% better in the before shot. And um, she should've put some underwear on her bottom half at the very least. But it looks like she went to Kaiser for a boob job, I mean what in the F.

Pookie said...

her boobs were perfectly fine, idg these people and their effery. wait till this little girl figures out that the internet is forever and long after her child (children? no clue) enters puberty, those pics will still be around for them to gawk and make fun of. way to make your family proud, teen mom!

annabella said...

UGH.

Jasmine said...

I wish women would stop with the tit jobs :/

I'm all for owning and working on your own confidence in whatever way works best for you, I just have to question what makes a young woman equate an increase to part of her chest with confidence boosting.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

@TG - Thank you, it was tempting to get those scripts filled so I shredded them. Sounds like your gall bladder did to you what mine did to me. Glad to hear you got it taken care of as well! Doctors should probably order HIDA scans more & sooner than they do.

SaintsFan said...

@Barton, you cracked me up. It's ok to have a reality addiction as long as it's not every reality show and especially if it's NOT a kardashian show!

chopchop said...

Damn you for making me click those links.

JSierra said...

On her twitter she "claims" her ex Kieffaahhh! released the photos, and without her consent. There is post after post of how depressed and embarrassed and ashamed and hurt she is, yet she has retweeted almost 10 links to see her new boobies. I smell attention seeking mixed with pharmaceuticals and booze here...and what a nasty smell it is.

JSierra said...

P.S. those pancakes will forever be burned into my mind. When I close my eyes all I see is dancing boobies.

lunabelle said...

She had great breasts before. I would almost kill for her before breasts.
I am in the process of getting all my Dr.s to write letters to my insurance company so I can get a reduction. My boobs are HUGE and they won't go away. I keep loosing weight and I still look like the girl from 2 Broke girls.
I will never get boob jobs like hers. Tasteful small "Brazilian Bs" look great, almost natural.
I just want to be a C or a D. :(

kerri said...

Her new boobs look awful cause they are still swollen & haven't settled yet. I have implants & for the first two weeks they were high up, square looking & scared the shit outta me! Once the swelling came down they looked perfect. Best money I've ever spent (they cost WAY more than 5 grand).

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