Thursday, May 10, 2012

Anna Faris Is Pregnant


Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are joining the huge line of celebrities that have announced they are pregnant this year. I believe the number is even higher than last year which seemed like a record. Star power might be higher from last year's announcements. Obviously Jessica Simpson is selling her baby photos or they probably would have already released something. I'm wondering how much Beyonce and Jay-Z would have got if they had sold. I bet they would have got about $250K which is so low compared to a few years ago that Jay probably said he spends more than that on champagne when he goes out so why bother. Back in the day Christina Aguilera got $2M. Yes, you saw that right. $2M. She was the one that burst the bubble because no one cared. Somehow Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony sold their souls and got Kneepads to shell out $6M for their baby photos. So, $250K for Beyonce and jay-Z. Sounds harsh. Nicole Richie got $1M for photos of Harlow and was offered $50K for the photos of her second baby.


I don't know how I got into baby photo prices. Anyway, congratulations to Anna and Chris.

30 comments:

Seachica said...

Yawn, who cares about these two?

angie said...

You're probably right about Jessica selling her baby photos. I read yesterday she's already inked a $3 million deal with Weight Watchers to manage her post-baby weight loss. For someone who (supposedly) was too dumb to know Chicken of the Sea is tuna, she's certainly savvy enough now.

Congrats to Anna and Chris!

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I love Chris on Parks and I think Anna is funny. Congrats, you two crazy kids!

CantHaveMyPurse said...

Unless you're the Brange, I'm not sure your baby pics sell all that well. So, why not just do the SJP route and release them for free...then there isn't a bounty (anyone remember Alec Baldwin going postal on a pap hiding in the bushes?)...

SpunkyPR said...

If your the Brange, there's no need to sell, all their babies look alike (that's a compliment) :-)

Linnea said...

Love Pratt, he is the best part of Parks ('cept for Ron, of course...)

anita_mark said...

@Angel, Jessica's managers are savvy, she is still as dumb as ever.

angie said...

lol anita

Beth said...

I thought Enty had hinted that these two were heading toward divorce. Interesting...

Nellie said...

I love Anna so this is a sincere question

What is with having flat one color white blonde hair? What is the appeal there? Please someone tell me. I need to understand.

EmEyeKay said...

Chris Pratt seems like he'd make a great dad, he's so silly.

Congrats!

DixieTheNoble82 said...

Yay! Congrats to them!!

Holy SH%T at your photo, @Em! Aaaack!

Patty said...

Nellie, it's not flat. She has dark roots, LOL.

Anonymous said...

These two are hilarious. I have no doubt that's going to be a really fun household for their adorable spawn.

discoflux said...

That kid is going to be freaking hilarious.

I love these two and wish them all the best!

EmEyeKay said...

@Dixie, I know I ruined our fun (and JUST when Libby's armpit showed up!), but this pic was too good to pass up.

I'll bring Nina back, eventually.

anita_mark said...

@Nellie, I like that hair colour slightly more than the girls who dye their hair jet black (and then tan too much, wear tons of black eyeliner and overpluck their eyebrows).

Brenda L said...

You can gauge our economic recovery by how much baby photos fetch.

SusanB said...

I spent 20 years working in Pediatrics - frankly,unless a baby has a syndrome or something unusual, they pretty much all look alike (except hair color) for the first few weeks. Even in my family, it's hard to see a family resemblence the first few weeks. So why would anyone want pictures? Maybe when they get old enough to have an individual look to them.

But congrats to Anna and her husband!

nunaurbiz said...

Just in case anyone's wondering: I'm not pregnant. FYI. LOL

MacVixen said...

@Beth - Enty DID say that last year sometime. It was in Random Photos with the comment along the lines of "I hear Anna may be back on the market soon." The reason why this sticks with me is that it was like just a week before that a pic was posted of Anna PAQUIN with pretty much the exact same comment. So at the time I figured Enty had just mixed his Anna's up. And now both of them announce being pregnant within weeks of each other. Strange coincidence...

Happy Chocolatini said...

@Beth and MacVixen

I was wondering about that too. Bandaid babies?

em said...

Anna went to HS with a friend of a friend and her husband. At a Christmas party this year or last, Anna kept hitting on the friends husband and was definitely on something.

RenoBlondee said...

I like them both. Hope their marriage is going well as I remember Enty's comments too. Congrats to them.

Ingrid Superstar said...

She has kind of a Ann Jillian thing going on there, which I'm fine with. Ann Jillian was one of my first celebrity crushes. I was 28.

Texshan said...

Well, I guess it's good that Chris got rid of Anna's elderly cat, then, since as we all know cats just love to murder babies (I hope you can sense the sarcasm).

ATLBrvMom said...

Ok, I'm new. Can you help me? What is "kneepads" in reference to in all these posts? Thx!

Susan said...

ATL - kneepads equals People Magazine.

ehg2001 said...
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ATLBrvMom said...

Thanks Susan!

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