Blind Item #6
This C+ list mostly television actress who would love to get a lead in a Lifetime movie has caught a little break recently with her new gig. Anyway, she is really more famous for the people she has dated and thought she was going to marry this A+ list mostly movie actor until he dumped her for someone younger. Our actress says that she is shocked he manages to even have sex considering all the steroids he takes that has shriveled him up to nothing and makes him rage at people at least once an hour. Bad breakup, I'm guessing.
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Mark wahlberg and...
I think the guy is Mel Gibson since other places have commented on him and roids. By previous descriptions here the girl should be Tara Reid but probably not.
It's not Mel Gibson, he was married for a long period and hasn't been engaged since. It's not Mark Wahlberg either.
This is someone who dated Sean Penn.
One of the funniest things I seen in porn was this juiced up meathead, with a cock like a baby's arm, making all this noise as he came and a tiny dribble came out of his shriveled nuts. The porn whore looked at the camera and rolled her eyes. I was stoned and laughed like a moron.
Nicole Eggert
Mickey Rourke
@Chainsaw: Mickey Rourke is good. Didn't he date Eliza Dushku?
C'mon Count, it's FFF, post the vid. We all need a good laugh
@Peggy: It was a few years ago, I'd never be able to find it.
Juiced up meathead, with a cock like a baby's arm sounds like the type of dude Jwoww would go for.
Jenny McCarthy.
Clooney and wrestling chick? Steroids for his back. Nah prolly not.
/Un-lurk/ Not sure if this is OT or not. Doesn't pertain directly to BI, but does pertain to roided-out actor junk. Remember those rumors that Sylvester Stallone had to get a penile implant? Supposedly the "bellows" was located in his nut sack! /Re-lurk/
Brooke Burns
Bruce Willis
Splash
Mmmmm. Juicy! Um. Not. But thanks. He is hideous enough I did not neeeeeed that visual. But uh. Thanks!
@me - that's a good guess! I liked Brooke Burns... now I'm off to check out what she's been up to lately.
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