Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Random Photos Part Two

Amy Adams has a chat with her mini-me daughter before her daughter heads inside for school.

Miss America does the whole getting in the ocean at Atlantic City thing which is required of all winners.
Miranda Kerr in all white. That's just like her boyfriend likes her. And her husband.
That Nick Cannon sure can party. Don't even ask what Dora did to Sponge Bob.
All of the Arrow promo stuff consists of the male leads shirtless. Nothing else. I guess I can see why.
Reese Witherspoon after one of her twice daily workouts.
I hate this Vogue cover of Sandra Bullock. I feel like I'm looking at a Supremes photo from the 50's.
Sandra looks a hundred times better just in this candid shot yesterday taking her kid to school.
One day after Sofia Vergara and her boyfriend called it quits, she called him an escort and put back on her engagement ring.

26 comments:

skimpymist said...

Miranda's such a tramp.

Anonymous said...

well i guess the article won't be in vogue

mynerva said...

I've looked at that Arrow photo for a good 5 mins and still couldn't tell you what that dudes face looks like.

Not A Ninny said...

The Miss America thing may be a huge barbie-fest, but at least that woman has some meat on her bones. She has actual thighs.

auntliddy said...

Miss america is gorgeous and has great shape.

Anonymous said...

I kinda wanted the Ms. America contestant with the exposed tatts to win. She's in the armed forces and not afraid of a gun whilst maintaining her femininity. She's pretty BADASS and in awesome shape.

Anonymous said...

Don't fuck with Sponge Bob, Enty - he's off limits dude.

Count Jerkula said...

Amy Adams

Kerr

Spoon

In honor of Amy Adams being in the Randoms, I would like to share with the audience a chick I was recently turned on to named "Gingerpuss" NSFW, a saucy redhead who shares my interests in backdoor pleasure and Sharpie Markers. I'll be Googling her once I tire of these pics.

Anonymous said...

you must be great at typing one handed count. and they say men can't multitask!

Kelly said...

I don't like that cover of her either.

Unknown said...

Yeah Ms. Kansas I believe. She's an idol of girls everywhere - u can kick ass & look pretty :)

PotPourri said...

don't understand the Sofia Vergara comment.

MadLyb said...

What's wrong with The Supremes and Sandra Bullock looking like Diana Ross? Nothing at all.

Growing up, my sis, cousin and I wanted to be The Supremes.

Unknown said...

I don't like Miss Kansas...loving guns and hunting is not being a good role model. Becoming a doctor, though? That's admirable.

Alexa Rose said...

I don't think the candid picture of Sandra Bullock is flattering at all, the cover is better.

Why does Orlando Bloom stay with Miranda Kerr if she cheats on him all the time? Is she really his beard? He's still very attractive, lots of women or men would be all over him.

Little Broken Bird said...

Is Sharpie Markers sex slang for something kinky?
I love sharpies, but I lust these bad boys! Dual ended for my pleasure :-p

http://gizmodo.com/5825178/is-it-wrong-to-crave-a-big-box-of-dual+ended-pantone-markers

Pip said...

Good god, Count, that was a train wreck. The wrinkled birth control patch mixed with sticking mascara and markers up her ass proved to be anything but sexy. I'm going to have to delete my search history. Again.

Pip said...

@Bird, he means actual markers. Maybelline mascara too. All up her ass.

In-N-Out!! said...

Sandra looks like kris Jenner on that cover

Little Broken Bird said...

I love markers but not that much lol hmmm I wonder what the record is, I'm sure the count knows.

Count Jerkula said...

@Pip: I'm sorry. I was unaware that was mascara. Although I tolerate off brand markers from time to time, I too am a purist at heart. I like my baseball to include chewing tobacco and be void of steroids. I like my football to be hard hitting and void of the ballet rules. And, I prefer to see uninhibited young ladies utilize true Sharpie markers for insertion while snapping selfies. Mascara, hairbrush, vegetables, none of these items have the same cache as the Sharpie.

@LittleBrokenBird: I have no idea the record. I have seen a chick with 6-7 once. Not in person, butt via internet photos.

I have attempted to pitch a Sharpie Triatholon to adult producers, but it unfortunately fell on deaf ears. I wanted a multi whore contest on dvd, with a minimum payment and performance bonuses. Following that a website would be set up to stream challenges to the crowned champion. Myself and another person announcing the events and a funny, out of place referee. I have contacts for everything butt the financial backing.

I have other ideas for marketing and incentivizing actual dvd purchases rather than just having interested parties go the illegal download route.

Gabi said...

Miranda irritates the crap outta me, her 12 year old chipmunk face is everywhere....I bet she is an entitled biatch too

Gabi said...

Miranda irritates the crap outta me, her 12 year old chipmunk face is everywhere....I bet she is an entitled biatch too

BitterBlondin said...

So who IS Mirand dating on the side? Not Leo anymore, right?

Bubbles said...

I want to know what intern wrote that comment about Sandra Bullock? There was no such group in existence in the 50's called the Supremes, hence no photos in the 50's of said non-existent group.

Don't you people have google in that damned office!

Vikingwench said...

+1 Bubbles- I remember when the Supremes burst on the scene in the early 60s. Very first 45 I ever bought was "Can't Hurry Love". I was like 8.

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