Blind Items Revealed #1
October 14, 2014
This married A list talk show host spent more time apologizing after sex with a reporter he met than the actual sex act itself. He kept saying he shouldn't have done it and that he felt guilty and also said that explained his brief performance time.
Jimmy Fallon
15 comments:
Who's the reporter sleeping with married men? She'll call him out for being a dog, but let's call her out too.
Drunks my favorite customers. They can't do much of nothing to wear out the kitty and they tip well by leaving they wallet in they pants when they in the john.
Penelope2: Maybe the reporter goes by the name "Deep Throat"?
Whiskey Dick is like a hoe holiday
I'm sure it wasn't the first time Anderson Cooper has been with a quick shooter.
He hosted the SNL Prince tribute last night and looked like absolute shit. Like he'd been on a bender for a couple of months. I don't watch his show; surely he can't look that haggard and bloated all the time?
Bring back Jay and Dave!
My mom watched it last night (70), and during brunch today "Does he always look like he did 30 lines of coke before he came out on stage?"
I said "Nah, most nights he looks like he did 50 lines, 2 bumps of heroin, three joints and a bottle of Makers Mark."
We both agreed that it's still a miracle of God that he's still alive.
I think NBC has Jay on standby when Fallon ODs.
Yeah, cuz the fact his as falling down drunk has nothing to do with it...
That is HYSTERICAL!! Brilliant
Fallon had the whole week break off from the show so no reason to sober up really.
His long winded famewhore celeb name dropping prelude to the SNL after party footage of The Purple One was totally needless.
Fallon once had a frat-boy kind of charm but that was years and years ago. Now he makes my skin crawl. Not because he cheats or parties like a madman, I don't care about that. He's just gotten really repulsive as he's aged.
And he's not (or ever been) funny.
LMAO
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