Thursday, April 28, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #5

March 12, 2016

This permanent A list aging rock star from this permanent A list band has been in and out of rehab a lot in his life. Apparently he doesn’t even bother having sex any longer with groupies. He carries a bottle of lotion and and only enjoys being serviced by hand. Do his dogs watch?

Steven Tyler

10 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

Nailed it

Zilla1 said...

I wouldn't want to nail that.

Derek's Rapidly Dwindling Fan Base said...

Don't feed into it, Zilla1. It's a desperate cry for attention for someone who's biggest highlight of the day is refreshing this web site's page every 2 minutes until a new item appears and a spot opens up to be the first to post something.

AndrewBW said...

Man, I have a strong stomach and I think that's just gross. Ew.

david said...

TMI!

Derek's OCD Stan said...

OMG - it took me ELEVEN minutes to get to Derek's post and warn some random stranger of the deadly peril that is talking to him. Only I can talk to him!

My life's work is tracking his comments and I'm so weak that I can't even get that right. Woe is me. And mostly waaaaaah is me.

Derek's Anal Beads said...

Ditto

Debbie Do (@debbiedonothing) said...

After all the years abusing his body, he probably doesn't get hard enough for sex. HJs are all he has left.

Lavert said...

You don't have to worry about STDs?

Mary said...

good for him

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