Monday, October 10, 2016

Today's Blind Items - Pay Your Dealer

One of my pieces of advice that celebrities would be good to heed is to pay your dealer. Bad things happen when you don't. It doesn't matter who you are, eventually you are going to have to pay. Oh, sure if you are this foreign born A- list celebrity in her roped corner of the entertainment world you can sleep with your dealer for awhile in order not to pay, but that only lasts a short time. Eventually they find someone else who can't pay and wants to trade and you are replaced. The next thing you know you agree to do a little courier run using your status and you promise yourself you will just do it one time. That one time becomes two or three because your habit keeps growing. Then, the unthinkable. You lose your status and can't make the courier runs but still have your habit. One drug dealer cuts you off so you move to the next and the next. At this point, you owe several dealers but haven't told your celebrity boyfriend. When they come calling he is caught in the crossfire. You go into hiding. The thing is you can't hide for long because your addiction is so bad. My guess is you will end up dead. Either of an overdose or from crossing the wrong people.

18 comments:

Cate Chandler said...

Paige WWE

sandybrook said...

Kelly Brook?

sandybrook said...

hmm..interesting guess. I kinda like it. :)

CrashDiego said...

Paige from WWE
Alberto Del Rio just stabbed in Mexici

Hothotheat said...

Paris Hilton (DJing)

Ben said...

"Paige WWE"

www.sescoops.com/paige-reportedly-involved-in-del-rio-stabbing-incident- no-police-record

RandomGuy said...

Not a bad guess at all with the "roped" clue...especially since her bf just got stabbed outside a restaurant last week or the week before

AndrewBW said...

"Pay your dealer" is good advice for non-celebrities too!

Krab said...

Cheryl Cole?

magnolia belle said...

Great way to start a week! A really well-written, well thought out blind. Could be any number of celebrities, right? It immediately reminded me of the scene in THE HEAT when Melissa McCarthy walks into the interrogation room where Sandra B is talking to the young man and words are exchanged between Mel and Sandy and the young man says, "You betta run, girl!" I'm still laughing. But not as hard as last night when Trump told Hills-bells he was going to put her in jail! Damn! They probably heard my scream in Beirut!!!

applepie said...

Is she still WWE? If so do they not drug test?

8====D KermitGosnellKnobjob said...

Drug tests in WWE are very hard to pass since five or so years ago, but she is allegedly injure.
In real football or soccer as you call it, players say they are injured when they know they are going through a test, so they do not play that week and do not pass the test. They need a snitch cause test are secret, but when you are a star and have connections, that is very easy (look out at messi).

. said...

They just suspended her.

Patty O. Furniture said...

She was just suspended for her second violation not that long after her first suspension ended. She claims the first suspension was because she couldn't show up for the test on time. Her boyfriend was suspended at the same time the first time. Her family claims that the second time she was taking doctor prescribed medication for a neck injury. WWE doesn't comment on drug suspensions, so most likely you'll only hear her side of the story.

back again said...

+1-good one.

AyyyPapi said...

Guess this is supposed to be Paige.

This drug dealer must be one of those international, travelling drug dealers considering all the WWE wrestlers travel all over the world 320+ days a year.

Whywhywhy??? said...

Yep. for 60 days...she doesn't look 24 at all. Drugs are bad.

Count Jerkula said...

I still think Paige had a tantrum and cut him up. He got bashed in the head, then the cuts on his arm look like they are from him trying to defend himself while he was down. They had an "incident" a couple months ago. She a crazy bitch. Dude should have just used her for travel puss, you don't leave yer wife for crazy broads. He gonna wind up dead or in jail if he keeps boning her. She do gots nice plump, pale ass. I'd fire some jizz in her colon, but I'd make sure she's locked in her menstruation cage before I went to sleep.

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